Chapter 124 - A war in the kitchen

Back in the kingdom my soul clone removers his hands from Gems back as I stand up sying in relief seeing all of the black tattoos was gone there was not even a remnant of its presents on or in her body but the main was so great Gem passed out I side moving the blanket over her mumbling sleep wall you can Gem and with that all the arrays I set up disappeared the moment they did the door burst open and Fjord walked in his lion main was dancing with bright orange and red flames that looked like magma his eyes was glowing with a angry orange fire his head shot to me and a snarl want across his face but before be could speak I raised a hand to my mouth and pointed to Gem with my other hand Fjord headshot to Gem who was peacefully sleeping his fire slowly got smaller and smaller till it was only a small flickering flame I walked towards him and stopped in front of him he looked down to me whispering so is she ok I nodded sying yes she is just sleeping she passed out from the pain but that's not to surprising not everyone is like me but she will probably be out for a few days sense her body needs to recover back to the state it was at before the curse got there but when she wakes up I suspect she will be hungry so hungry that she will probably eat 3 full grown pigs or maybe more but that's to be expected going from weak to strong will put a toll on her body which she will need energy and protein Fjord nodded so what was the curse I side shaking my head saying it was a wiched and terrible curse that sucks the life out of who ever gets it this curse doesn't come from any spell or ability no this came from a plant sap and this plant only grows in one place and that would be right here in the holy kingdom his eyes want wide truly son he asked I nodded yes only the angels have ever used this curse and only on there most hated enemy or someone who has pissed off the wrong people honestly I am shocked Gem is even still alive sense this curse kills who ever its inhabiting in literal days the fact she has lived with it for this long is mind-boggling in its self Fjords face was pale hearing my words so he whispered this was a attack to get to me I nodded that was my guess as well he brought a hand to his head as he closed his eyes I could practically see the man age in front of me but he asked how could this have happened I side as I pulled out a cigarette and lighting it saying listen father in law and listen well this building isn't as safe you think it is and I describe it him how I got to this room the more I talked the paler his face got I seen his shoulders waa slumped at this point saying so this is my fault I shook my head saying naa this is the king and royal families fault not yours how was your supposed to know? We will pay back what has been dealt to us father in law don't worry at that note would you like to hear some good news his head shot up asking there's good news and I saw hope in hisas  eyes I laughed nodding but of course the treaty is signed I did have to change a few things but I hope you don't mind and I sent him a copy of the treaty he looked it over on his spider the more he read the larger his eyes got till he looked over to me with pride I knew I could count on you Son and this is even a better deal you have gone above and beyond I grinned don't celebrate to early father in law I havent told you all of the news Fjord raised his eyebrow asking there's more I nodded and a huge demonic grin spread across my face and whispered the third prince Brom is dead killed as a trader to the holy empire and the treaty we signed with Brusha and his man was captured and being turned into laborers for the Brusha kingdom to work off there crimes A huge proud grin across his face chuckling you have done good son you have brought honor to this sect and family I hope you are as proud as I am I chuckled shit is just getting started so no I ant proud of my self the work isn't finished yet that reminds me how are the people I sent here he grinned turning around saying come let ustalk else where but I shook my head saying stay with her I do not trust that nothing will happen protect her till she wakes up by the time she does my main body should be back he side nodding I will send you the report of everything then I nodded and walked out bidding him ado I appeared back in my living room walking out of the fire place and what I seen in my living room made me smile Eragon and Morgog was laying on the right couch hugging each other as and smiling at Quincy, and the two girl twins known as Crimson and Emral who was about the same age as Mercury the 4 was running around the living room laughing  and giggling as they played tag wall Eragon eldest son who was named Chereo was sitting next to Quintis and pocking Quintis head curiosity and wonder in his eyes as he said no really what are your sir Quintis you ant a human even though you look like one nor does your face feel like skin so what are you and he stuck his finger inti Quintis ear Quintis angrily swatted the hand away gralling what I am child is a butler to sir Hound and if you keep on pocking me I swear to all that is holy I will spank you right in front of your parents Chereo stuck out his tongue saying you wouldn't dare besides my parents wouldn't allow you to do that right mom dad and he looked to Morgog and Eragon with confident eyes but the two parents looked to each other shrugged and looked to Quintis speaking at the same time we give you permission Quintis hi mom dad the fuck Chereo yelled Quintis slowly turned his head to look at the kid as a huge confident grin spread across his face and in a mocking voice he said you here that brat I got permission so best mind them manners Chereo face want pale and his eyes wide as he mumbled you wont do shit old but before he could finish Quintis grabbed Chereo moved him onto one of his knee as he raised a wooden spoon where the fuck that spoon came from I have no idea nor do I care to ask but he brought the spoon down Chereo was kicking and screaming as he did so I want everyone to know Chereo was probably 18 so a adult or almost one and he was being spanked haha how embracing is that the kid got 4 strikes before Quintis pushed Chereo the floor saying mine them manners brat at this point I couldn't hold it in anymore I broke out laughing everyone's head swiveled to me Mercury jumping happily big brother big brother your house is so big and the city is much bugger then Brusha and all of the people are so nice I chuckled on how fast she said all of those things and how excited she was I walked to the open couch sitting down as I said I am glad you are enjoying it little Mercury and I see you have made some new friends Mercury nodded yes they are so cool and look at there jaws hahaha its so cool I with I could click like that I smiled shrugging you can see and I did a perfect copy of Eragons clicking that I have heard they all was stunned wall Mercury stared wide-eyed at me yelling teach me big brother you have to teach me I smiled shrugging all it takes is practice I will show you how to do it later she nodded I will hold you to that big brother and she started playing with the other 3 again Morgog looked to me asking how the fuck did you do that I looked to use as I raised an eyebrow asking what do you mean Eragon leaned forward saying brother you not only got the click down but you did a perfect copy of mine even down to how many clicks it was how can a human even make such a noise I shrugged compared to speaking in draconic or even lycan copying some simple clicking noise is easily but I could tell they didn't believe me I side and cleared my voice and in a deep hissing voice I spoke in draconic see what I mean I said and then I switched to lycan which was a bunch of different pitchs of gralls clicking and laughing it is easy I said before switching back to common saying see what I mean they all nodded shocked Chereo then perked up saying so when will you be back sir and what is happening in the front I looked to him shrugging war is over the brusha king and I signed a treaty but and I looked to Eragon the third prince is dead by may hand he want against the treaty and died a trader and a cowered but you know what that means he nodded sying you have painted a much bigger target on your back I nodded exactly that's y I want you to warn your people the moment my real body gets back yall are going to go through hell well all those who are of age and I looked to Chereo knowingly what big brother I am of age he said I nodded yea I know but they ant and I pointed to the kids if I find out you through around your strength to teach them a lesson or something you wont have your parents to deal with but me and Quintis spoon got it he quickly nodded saying yes sir I nodded I looked to Eragon throwing him a pill he cot it asking what's this brother I shrugged a high-level registration pill I am truly getting tired of looking into your eye holes get some eyes man for fuck sake he laughed flipping me off saying fuck you Hound but I shook my head saying wow man your wife is right there y don't you go after her and leave me out of whatever weird fantasies your thinking off Eragon hand dropped as he stared at me with shock Morgog smiled I think you fried his brain Hound I nodded I agree I can practically see the smoke coming out of his ears and the gears are moving slow well slower then normally anyway actually it isn't much slower Morgog giggled wall Eragon snapped out of it yelling hi the gears in my head move perfectly fine thank you very much I chuckled yea they work but its like saying all the gears in a broken grandfather clock still work perfectly fine but its still a broken grandfather clock Eragon rubbed the sides of his head saying what the hell brother how do you keep on winning I grinned shrugging I have mastered the art of insulting someone maybe a game of war will help you he smiled and said your on and appearing between us was a bored and appearing on this bored was 20 figures what these figure could be that player decides I choose rifle man and bombardiers wall Eragon chose basic infantry troops that was necked out in armor spears and shields the moment both parts selected there army this is when the bored started to change and grow till a hilly mountainous map formed next we flipped a coin on who would go first and chose there side I won the coin toss and I chose the side that had not only hills but trees and the mountain was at my back I had 3 turns to prepare the first thing I did was trap the fuck out of the woods around me next I made hidden sniper nests in the trees and interconnected with rope made from vines and such the last thing I did was make a way for me to get up the mountain of course this all happened without Eragon knowing and like this the game started and he split his army into 4 teams of five and started walking into the forest which was very foolish my traps killed 2 out of the 4 groups alone then my snipers killed the rest I chuckled shaking my head saying come on Brother that was to easy Eragon clicked angrily saying if I got the mountain side I would have won I chuckled you sure about that he nodded I shrugged saying fine lets do it again this time you can have the mountain side and go first the moment I said that the bored rotated and Eragons army disappeared in the trees but I didn't mind after a few minutes the game started I sent out 4 groups of 2 of the bombers to scout and soon explosions want off in the trees revealing Eragon army set up in a trench laying next to them was wooden spikes and rocks but he didn't clear the trees around him so I simply ordered 2 of my bombers to drill 3 hold into 2 trees and stick tnt sticks into the holes and boom this blow the base of the tree up next step 2 of the rifle man would rush forward and slame there shoulders into the tree the moment they did do the trees started to crack and soon crack, crack boom the two trees dropped into the trench killing most of Eragons army what came next was bombs being thrown into the trench killing the rest of them Eragon slammed a hand onto the table yelling damn it y are you so slippery Hound I smiled shrugging got to adapt and over come if you want to win he side meaning back on the couch saying I don't want to play anymore your to hard of an opponent I laughed shaking my head looking to Morgog who looked intrigued asking care to play a round she smiled nodding this time I chose heavy cavalry and she chose rifle man and bombers the map then changed into a hilly open plan I allowed Morgog to go first she chose the north as her location that's when the battle started her rifle man was in a firing line wall the bombers was behind them I smiled sending my cavalry not strate at them they started off that way but then the group of 20 cavalry split into 2 teams of 10 as they did a wide circle around the army they used the hills to there advantage and the moment they got to the sides of this army the rifle man quickly got up and ran behind them but that's when my cavalry turned heading straight for them the rifle man stumpled to get in place do to the bombers in there way and only one side of 5 guns got in place and opened fired but by this point my Calvary was right on top of them cleanly killing Morgog army she side angrily saying the fuck was that you stayed right on the outside of the rifles range but how its not like you new the range of them but I simply smiled critical so how was copying me I asked grinning she snorted terrible also y didnt you charge from the front how did you know that's where the traps were I shrugged I could tell my the lay of your army your rifles was placed towards the front so all those who did get passed your traps be shot that to me was screaming charge me from the front did you expect me to run head first into your trap even if I knew about it or something Morgog side waving her hand saying you win Hound i smiled anyone else Chereo raised his hand and I killed his army with archers hell even the kids wanted to play against me I was shocked to see Mercury almost beat me she with her army of flyers I chose the same thang but I won do to two things my formation and the creature I chose for my flyer which was a wyvern wall Mercury chose peacocks we first had the same formation but halfway through charging at each other her troops on the left and right starter flyingg faster then the ones in the center making a c shape I immediately understood her plan which was simple enough she was going to slowly close in this c shape so we had enemies on all sides except for up and down this also made it hard for me to retreat if I need to so I switched from a spear head formation to a strange circle formation there was 16 wyverns in a circle that had 2 wyverns above and below them this allowed me to attack from all angles and not just from the sides and front but this is when the two armies slammed into each other and as I thought Mercury's forced closed in the c so we was surrounded this also spread out her troops so the wyverns breath weapon could get as many of them this was a dn good strategy and one I wasnt expecting from the little girl I wonder if this was peer instinct or was she tought in aerial combat I was leaning to both she was good but sadly she lacked experience and that's how I won I was much faster and better at both ordering my troops and planning ahead I could read each move she make like a book this came from one thing and one thing only experience but the fact she almost won proves how skilled in strategy she was when the last peacock fell the bored shinned pointing at me as the winner Mercury slumped her shoulders saying shit I lost Quintis angrily looked at her saying young miss that's not the proper words for a young lady like you but I laughed waving my hand saying leave her be Quintis she maybe a young lady but she is a worrier and cultivator above all else that being said I looked to her flicking the top of her head she yelped in pain rubbing the top of her head saying what was that for big brother I smiled saying chuckling but Quintis is right that is not the language a child should us but since I can't fully stop you from swearing since I am sure you will learn plenty of colorful words from this family so till your older your not allowed to swear unless I give you permission or it just slips out like if you stub your tow or something she mumbled still rubbing her head but big brother how older do I have to be I am already grown up all of us adults laughed heading that but I ruffled her head saying your far from grown up yet little one you should enjoy your childhood wall you can as for win you can swear mmm lets think and I leaned back in my couch stroking my beard and smiled I think 15 will be the age I will start allowing you to speak any way you want but this number can change if you swear to much so make sure to be a good girl ok she giggled nodding ok big brother that's when she looked to Quincy saying want to play cousin and like that they started another came of war and I wasn't surprised when Mercury won the day passed like this by the time noon rolled around is when Lotus and Vermillion showed up with bags of ingredients big sisters Mercury yelled and rushed forward Vermillion dropped to the ground as Mercury jumped into her arms Vermillion laughed patting her head saying its good to see you to Mercury Lotus stepped forward saying and where is my huge huh Mercury quickly hugged Lotus to saying big sis Lotus I missed you as well Lotus smiled warmly down at the girl saying its alright do you want to help us with carrying dinner Mercury quickly nodded saying yes please and soon the little girl was struggling to hold the bag Lotus passed to her Mercury tried to take a step but the wait was to much and she fell forward but Vermillion cot her and set her in her shoulder laughing its alright little one I can walk for both of us just hold onto that bag tightly Mercury nodded and did as she was told I smiled at this sight remembering the conversation I had with both of my fiancé before Mercury got here I hid nothing from my lovers the had a right to know after all I wasn't sure what I expected but it definitely wasn't the two of them nodding and started asking questions about Mercury I could tell they both was excited to meet the little girl but Lotus did stay back and give me a kiss before asking will we have any children Hound I shrugged asking do you want some and she nodded saying very much I don't remember when I started wanting it but I want to be a mother I want to hold and watch my children grow I want to be the mother of your children and she stared into my eyes I got lost in those purple eyes to the point I didn't respond at first Lotus started to fear she said to much seeing that I didn't answer her but before she could move away I grabbed her by the waste and dragged her close saying I have never wanted children but I have also never not wanted them and I had 10 in my old life but My dear I am scared, scared that my children and you will be taken from me like my old family was Lotus was confused so she asked what do you mean hound y do you fear losing us when I will never leave you but I side shaking my head saying Lotus my old family didn't leave me o no they was killed my two wifes tortured cuz they tried to protect our children and my kids was burned alive just cuz we hid a friend my dear Flower I have told you already how I don't like angels and that I was going to pay back the blood they spilt tenfold my dear the blood that the angels spilt was my old family and the part angers me the most is they tried to rerecruit me back into there services and when I refused they altered my memory I didn't barry them Lotus I didn't get to say goodbye at that I lowered my hand and head sadly I helped the angels after I failed not only as a man but at a father and husband my old life was filled with nothing but pain and suffering and somehow I lived as long as I did hell even in this life I have suffered way more then most my body tells that story but I side and looked into her eyes that held sadness and understanding in her eyes I grabbed her hands and looked into those Purple eyes that I love so much and as I gaved into her eyes my sadness and dark thought was washed away I want to be there for you My flower I want to be your husband and if fates bless us with a child so he it I will not only be happy but excited but also fearful for when they grow up and no longer will need me yes I may be honted by my passed but I won't let that effect me from living this life to its fullest and if the angels come and try and take my family away again and a very scary angry snarl want across my face as my eyes held a overwhelming killing intent and in a grall I spoke I will make sure to remind this world y I am called the death hound Lotus shook but not out of fear but from lust and love she hugged me tightly whispering that won't happen Hound you have me big sis and the hole family we will be fine I chuckled darkly this world better hope your right cuz when I get angry even the gods should hide cuz nothing will stop me from painting the ground red Lotus shuttered in my arms and whispered umm dear if you keep on speaking such things I might lose my self in lust unlike most people I can sense all the souls someone has taken from there killing intent but for some reason when I sense yours it lights a fire in my heart and my lower area starts to get hot and wet I checked whispering in her ear as I wrapped my arms around her waste saying o is my little flower all hot and bothered she nodded closing her eyes enjoying the effects my voice had on her body that's a good girl I whispered grabbing her ass she bit her lower lip very seductively as she tryed not to moan I chuckled whispering is my little flower imaging me play with your wet gave hummmm and I lightly bit her ear this us when she let out a little moan as I felt her body start to shiver and my knee that I sat her on got warm from something and a very damp sweet smell filled the air I chuckled whispering good girl you came for me she slumped against my chest breathing heard I started to play with her thick porky ass she started whiggling in my knee as I did this she looked up at me with lustful eyes and just her eyes alone made my little brother harden kiss me she said I smiled and leaned down kissing her deeply our tongues fought back and forth but I definitely won we pulled away with strands of saliva connecting our mouths I slicked my lips taste she smiled asking want more I smiled nodded yes I do but if I do I will want more and I don't want you to regret it I maybe a no good sinner who doesn't care about such things as how two people shouldn't have sex till marriage but I know the lion family does to a point Lotus giggled Shit Hound how many of my father wifes do you think he married before fucking I grinned toothly and shrugged not sure she grinned only 5 out of the 15 hell even my mother his first wife and him fucked before marriage way before actually so don't worry about them I nodded smiling and what about you my darling flower? What do you want she smiled and layed her head against my chest saying if this was your real body I would say thrash me daddy but your just a soul copy the best you can do is play with me nothing more I nodded sying sadly you are right I don't even have a heartbeat or nothing but I am still me no matter what so and I picked her up onto my arms and walked her into the force which is also where I made my room there was a work desk sitting next to a huge bed that took up much room on the right side which was being used for storage at first and it still was it just was way more organized to fit the bed there we walked by the work table that had parts and odds and ends on it plus resting there was a spider displaying a familiar Glave but I snapped my fingers seeing Lotus look at the image she looked up to me perusing her lips I chuckled no peeking at your wedding present she smiled o was that what that was sure Hound sure but I simply dropped her into the bed when I did she want through a barrier that covered the bed Lotus was shocked she looked to me who crawled next to her asking you used a cleansing Array alongside a frost array so the bed never gets hot from the forge and the cleansing array cleans not only the bed but your self also is that right? I nodded yes but those are only the basic ones that show them selfs there is also a protection array,

A noise blocker array and even a alarm system if someone sneaks into the house she was shocked hearing that don't tell me you have trapped this house a huge demonic grin spread across my face as I shrugged not really the traps was the old hounds doing and he did such a good job on them that I left them be I just added some of my own flare her face want pale asking Hound what have you done I grinned shrugging you will see if someone brakes into my house with that I grabbed her by the waste and brought her close to me she hesitated at first but after a few minutes of me not answering her questions she side and snuggled into my chest smiling and soon she feel sleep I woke up from this beautiful flashback as Vermillion and Lotus walked to me on the couch and kissed me on both cheeks Vermillion winked saying hello honey I hope you don't mind but we got food I smiled and put a hand to my heart saying I my god sugar there's just so much sweetness in front of me I might die Lotus giggled saying stop being over dramatic dear I smiled to her saying whatever Di you mean my flower I am being honest fuck a sword or old age no no what will kill me will be the sweetness of your kisses and your figures Vermillion giggled patting me on the face saying well at least there's worst ways to go I nodded to die by thigh is the way of a worrier I said smiling Eragon laughed smacking his knee yelling damn right brother Morgog, Lotus and Vermillion side shaking there heads and looking at one another Morgog stood up saying I will help yall girls and like that the girls went into the kitchen I side grinning at Eragon and he grinned at me and we fist bumped nice one brother Eragon said clicking happily I nodded it was nothing but the truth he nodded but that's when Quintus stood up saying I am going to make sure they don't burn the place down and like that he took his ghostly form as his body slumped back onto  the couch lifeless Chereo yelped in fright seeing this Eragon and I laughed at him a few minutes passed when Quintus burst through the kitchen doors holding all the ladies by the back of there clothes he angrily dropped them on the couch gralling you 6 are never back in the kitchen ever again I raised a eyebrows looking at him asking what did they do that you would react like this he glared at the girls who didnt look at him out of shame as he gralled they know what they did but I stood up saying no, no I want to see this Eragon stood up also nodding and like that we walked around the couch and into the kitchen which was huge it could easily fit up to 5 cooks in her comfortably but it was a complete mess there was food on the floor I seen a roll of cheese in the sink some dried food stains flower, salt, pepper and much more spices all over the place and if that wasn't bad enough I smelled something so bad that even a ran over skunk would run and it was coming from a huge metal pot that was boiling Eragon smelled it to we both slowly looked to each other and slowly walked forward to this pot that had purple smoke coming up from it now we got in front of it and I slowly extended my hand out and pulled off the lid when I did I had to move my head back do to a hole onion flying out of the pot at me this onion flipped and landed in the counter and what I seen made my face go pale this onion had a strange demonic glowing face carved into it and if that wasnt had enough it had chicken leg feet and when I mean chicken leg I don't mean like a fried chicken leg no this had the skin and talents still on it and if that wasn't the worst things his arms was the same thing but the biggest worst thing of all was the 50 ingredients jumping out of the pot all had the glowing demonic face and some sort of shark hands The fuck are these Eragon yelled as one of them a tomato tried to throw a butter knife at him I yelled I have no idea what the fuck sort ingredients did they us but Quintus stepped in sying they used alchemy ingredients with regular ingredients and sense they are females and a pot is some what close to a cauldron umm I looked to him telling you got to be shitting me don't tell me they made a witches brew on accident the fuck were they doing in here what sort of person mixed cooking ingredients with Alchemy no you know what we can deal with them later remind me to give them all s proper fucking lecture on this Quintus be bowed as you wish but that's when Chereo walked in saying the girls are wondering y its yelp and he ducked just in time for a stake knife to fly over his head and stick into the wall Chereo looked to the ingredients yelling what the fuck are those I shrugged yelling a witches brow sommon beast I think they are called Frentros or something they are literally angry spirits forced into the body of fruits,  vegetables, meat hell anything that is a good it can me Eragon nodded ok so how do we get rid of them and he cot a knife that was thrown at him I smiled spinning to the side catching a meat cleaver that a potato just through at me I spun around and hucked it back cleanly slicing the potato in half the two peaches writhed in anger I laughed seeing it flip me off there is only one way to kill them and that's is we cook them on Hound on you Eragon said moving his back to mine Chereo nodded and also want back to back with us I seen the kid clench his hands in Anticipation but I smiled saying calm down laddy just follow your okd man and my lead and you will be fine he nodded yes sir ready I gralled ready they yelled I was about to say go but that's when that first onion stepped forward slamming a spoon to the side of the pot when he did many more of these creatures started to appear I side damn it they are spreading change of plans slightly any peace of food you see chop it in half unless Quintis stops you also Quintis get the pains and spices ready we will be cooking these things as we go he bowed as you wish sir I nodded ready? Ready they yelled I smiled catching two forks that was thrown at me I slammed them together yelling attack and I through the forks back as I dashed at the cleaver I threw I pulled it out of the wall and swung it slicing 5 potatoes right in half but I wasnt done I pulled off the other long cooking knife off the wall and in very fast movements thoses potatoes got chopped up into long strips I then used the cleaver and scooped them onto the blade before flinging the strips behind me yelling potato strips coming at you Quintus cook in a pot with cooking oil in its mix and I listed a basic french fry mix there will be more coming at you but first and I swung my cooking knife cleanly slicing strips off stake they had melded together and soon I was throwing stakes behind me I yelled cook on a caste iron skillet put a slip of butter in the pain spresd the butter around as it melts snd then slap that stake on there make sure to marinate it in the butter and put sult peppers and a bit of garlic sult and like this 3 hours passed of food warfare but finally at the end I chopped the onion in half then into small squares before scraping it into a jar and cleaned the kitchen before bringing out the steaming hot pains of food the girls shot up there heads shooting to us and in a blink of a eye they was sitting at the table waiting but I glared at them gralling Quentus was right you are banned out if the kitchen and after this we are going to have a talk of y you don't mix cooking ingredients and fucking alchemy ingredients and if not a one of your listens then we will do it all again tomorrow then the next day irvthe next day till you get it so dig in and like that we ate food and 2 days passed and I was on my way back to the holy kingdom.