—THWACK!
I slapped her.
As soon as I saw the woman, I knew that I had t go out there and slap the ever-loving shit out of her. It all went down in slow motion almost. I could see her face bending and turning in the same path as my hand as I passed through not just the air but through the matter that made her up.
The glorious slap that would have easily been in a world record book or an international slapping competition was watched by dozens all around All of them clapped as the stupid bitch that was the subject of the slapping fell on the fountain behind her and laid flat on the ground. Her entire body twitched slightly as if she had received some serious brain damage.
That was quite the crazy sight in and of itself, but with the people all around cheering and hooting and some of them even ready to lift me and toss me in the sky, the sight became even better.
