The hero had almost finished his course around the map and was running with the last canister in hand when his gaze fell on a person not far away. Donning a coat and a crowbar, the girl had deep eye bags and a nasty gaze.
"A person?"
The hero muttered. He tried to slow down but the skeletons behind him were still pissy and chased fast.
The girl raised her crowbar.
"Hey! It's dangerous! Get away."
His screams grew louder and louder the closer he got. And so did her figure.
"Oh, she's hot!?"
The hero had changed his tune.
So what if his harem was taken away from him? He could just make a new one! He would definitely not wait this time and seal the deal right away, sex was right around the corner, no more virgindom!
He rushed a notch faster, the skeletons fell back as he finally kicked out of the barriers of human speed and shot straight toward the girl. She seemed surprised at first, but rightly caluclated his trajectory.
"Hand over the fuel!"
She swung the crowbar straight down at the path he was one. As if it didn't bother him in the slightest, the hero twisted his body and grabbed her by the waist, avoiding her crowbar.
"There, there, lady. Such weapons don't suit a pretty girl—Did you smoke fucking weed?"
The hero was stumped. The girl reeked of the grass. She grabbed his back tried to swing the crowbar at his head again, but he managed to dodge once more.
"Like, I keep telling her losing her mind would come in her way of finding a boyfriend, but she doesn't listen."
The hero was shocked even more. He had not just snagged up a girl but also a cat! The cat was even speaking.
"I don't need twinks like this guy. Give me your fuel, I need to play some more Darker Souls!"
"Play what?!"
This conversation was going above his head. He didn't think he'd be snagging someone high! How did she even survive when she was out to kill the other humans?
"Darker souls, made by fro—"
"I know!"
The cat shot into a spiel on its own. The girl was about to swing the crowbar once more while still hoised up on the hero's back. He bit her hand and made her drop it.
"OW!"
"Shut up for a moment!"
Why were the pretty ones always crazy?
He pulled up the canister of diesel and started spilling it again. He was lucky that this thing didn't evaporate quick at all or he would have been in trouble.
The hero had left behind most of the skeletons, but the girl in his hands now started screaming.
"YOU'RE SPILLING IT!!! MY GAMES!!"
"Yes, yes, I know, it's all being done for a good reason, alright?"
He finally located the other end of the diesel spill. His pace kicked up a notch and the falling diesel finally connected with the other end of the great circle.
"Alright back away."
"Let me gooo!"
"Not know."
The hero grinned and tightened his grip on the girl and the cat as he jumped back. The large circle encompassing about two kilometers was finally completed. It had taken way too much fuel, but he was done.
He ensured there were no drops on his clothes. A few of the skeletons walking outside were quickly kicked and dealt with.
Finally ready.
He placed his hand near the diesel spill and started using the circulation technique.
"W-w-woah, what are you doing?"
The hero was slightly surprised. "Well, magical energy is easily convertible to normal energy. I am just going to circulate so much as fast that it will light up."
"Are you high?"
"What?"
"She is asking if you may have indulged yourself in some weed."
The hero shook his head, his magical energy completely drained out of his body and started seeping into the diesel.
"Nothing's happening."
"Oh, I gotchu," the girl casually reached into her pocket, pulled out a match, lit it ablaze, and tossed it on the diesel.
Casually.
"There you go."
"HEY!!"
The hero ran back once more, almost caught in the blazing fire that spread all over the circle. The girl fell from his hands in his surprise as he rushed back.
A sigh left him.
"Whatever, this should do."
"Do what, if you don't mind?" The cat asked.
But an answer was not needed.
{Necromancy has been initiated}
{GRAND SKELETON WARRIOR HAS BEEN BIRTHED}