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Chapter 45 - Final Death Match

"After the realization Alex confronts his inner dialogue".

What are they all talking about I'm on and alive but I can't play my best how? I'm getting confused.

Oh man I'm getting goosebumps all over my body.

Don't get too nervous Max this is our moment to shine.

Ross? You ready?

Yup I'm more ready than ever.

"The final deciding game's teamfight starts at the baron pit".

Baron is in the sights of both teams.

The players are looking for an opening to gain space into the baron pit.

The players have their items build the items are not so special until you look at a King's fighter build and Piglet's early mortal reminder.

Yes he did not have to go for it as All Stars don't have that much armor to begin with.

King is pushing to the bottom lane.

And All Stars have to make a decision here do they wan to take the 4v5 or send Impact down to stop King.

Looks like they will choose the later and both teams are hesitant to even scout the baron no one wants to be in a disadvantagious position.

Ofcourse they are this is the world championship we are talking about a whole year of hardwork sits on this single game.

What a pressure they must be feeling.

안녕하세요 알렉스가 하단 라인을 밀고 있는데 중간 라인 미니언 웨이브를 클리어할 사람이 없습니다. (Hey guys Alex is pushing bottom lane and there is no one to clear the mid lane minion wave.)

그룹화해서 미드라인을 빠르게 밀어보자. (Let's group and push the mid lane fast.)

Skt is pushing down the mid and it's here all the members of All Stars are coming mid.

Skt is looking for a teamfight and they will get one.

Here comes Itachi, Bengi tries to escape but is kicked in the turret by Itachi but he is also in trouble.

Ragnarok is not available Johan will get the kill onto Bengi.

Simultaneously Itachi is also targeted Imapct will finish Itachi off both teams trade junglers with each other.

젠장, 너무 안쪽으로 들어가지 말았어야 했는데. (Shit I should not have gone so far inwards.)

문제 없습니다. 정글러를 트레이드했는데 남작을 시작할 수 없었고 중간에 템포도 얻었습니다. (No problem we traded junglers they can't start the baron and also we got the tempo in the mid.)

네, 코치님, 그들은 바로 시작할 만큼 멍청하지는 않습니다. (Yes coach they are surely not stupid enough to start baro-)

What are we looking at All Stars are making their way towards baron

And they started it without any second of hesitation or doubt.

*1 minute earlier*

Hey guys start baron.

But we don't have smite and you are dead.

Don't worry just start as soon as I respawn I will make my way towards baron.

But what if they started a teamfight before their jungler got here.

Then you guys will have to handle it.

Mic what do you say?

Hmm "Michael rubs his chin and comes up with a verdict" do it we have the chance don't waste it.

Well then let's get to it "Alex feels the motivation surging through his veins telling him to make a play that would bring back his reputation of being the MVP".

If you say so let's get to it guys.

*Back into the present*

바보들아, 다 공격해서 죽여버리자. (Idiots let's attack and kill them all.)

응, 페이커, 두 번 말할 필요는 없어. (Yes Faker you don't need to say it twice.)

Skt is also closing in the baron pit the clash of legends will began.

Impact will go straight in no fears attached.

It's do or die if All Stars get the baron they will get all the turrets and ultimately the game.

And All Stars stops the attack on baron at half hp will they be able to take the teamfight?

We have to take it and wait for Itachi to respawn I believe in Michael let's go.

Alex ults in and unleashes his deadly combo on Piglet PoohManDu is not able to devour him in time it's a one shot KO by Alex.

But impact and Faker are also attacking Johan.

King will be able to tank Impact but Faker will finish off Johan.

It's a very bad situation for All Stars to fight with a baron nashor spitting his acid onto them.

Both junglers respawn All Stars's players are low but they have to keep hitting the baron for it to not reset to it's original health.

Bengi is using his Ultimate to sprint towards baron and Itachi is also using his abilities on the jungle monsters to get close.

It will be a sight to see who will get it.

Alex is attacking Bengi but Bengi cannot address him he has a bigger fish to catch.

Bengi vs Itachi it is a smite battle who will get it?

Don't worry Itachi I won't let him get to baron.

Alex charms Bengi he has no way out of it it will a baron for All Stars!

Noooooooooooooo Itachi misses the smite at 69 hp and Faker gets it Skt gets the baron nashor.

Oh no this is bad how could this happen? I don't believe myself how could I miss a smite at such a crucial moment?

*In the bar*

Ben this might be the end.

What but weren't we all in for this bet?

Hmm "Moe simply nods in response".

Is there really no hope for a comeback?

Hehehe I wish but wishes don't always come true.

"In the back TV" All Stars! All Stars!!

What? "Hearing the chant Moe quickly looks over".

"Commentary in the tv" Itachi ults Faker Itachi gets him King is also not going down All Stars are still attacking even in this devastating situation.

PoohManDu also goes down Alex escapes with his last spirit rush.

Only Bengi and Impact survive this teamfight what a miraculous turn around by All Stars.

Wow wishes do come true.

Hehehe I was an idiot to think that the world finalists would just surrender after a little slip up.

Fuck! How do they keep betting on the winning team if Skt doesn't do anything our company is fated to go down.

Don't say that sir maybe just maybe we can you know run off with the money and-

"Thuck" "one of the bouncer slams the door open" Mr Moe has instructed me to keep an eye on you two while the game is not finished.

Oh it's like that "The manager and the Ceo both give each other a final look of despair".

*Robert vs Julius round 6*

They are not holding back the exhausting round 5 was not enough to drain their energy.

"Thook" guard punch guard punch what a beautiful pattern shown by the champion to the challenger as the name suggest is challenging champion to give all he has and even more".

Oh no if Julius keeps chasing Robert he will slow down as the round progresses and Robert will just keep getting fast Julius! Stop chasing his footwork is really incredible.

Looks like they caught on.

What coach Rob has not even thrown a single punch in this round.

Robert doesn't want to punch and miss and lose his energy he wants to save that for the big explosion that will happend in the ring.

Explosion? But there is not gunpowder not even a light how is a explosion going to happend inside of the ring?

Hehehe just wait and watch Nic just understand that Julius is unbeatable at 100% power, speed, agility, defence.

What? How is that possible?

And our Robert is also unbeatable at 100%.

Oh "Nic catches the air of releif but as soon as he tries to exhale".

But Robert is not even at 90%.

Aahhh meaning he will be beaten?

Yes if careless trades of punches occur the accumulated damage will set in and his body will give up even if his mental will is strong enough to keep standing his fighting physique is just of a human.

Oh no but he has the reach advantage right?

But he cannot use his advantage in this situation his left is half broken his reflexes are slowing down and most importantly he wants to be aggressive.

Then why not let him he has done amazingly when he was on the offensive side of the match.

Things are different hehe but he will overcome them and show me what a champion he has become.

1:43 remaining enough now it is my turn brace yourself Julius.

Rob throws his first punch of round 6 it lands barely but it lands Julius was not fast enough to step back.

You are done for I'll keep pushing you back till the only place you know will be the mat.

Julius side step and attack you cannot retreat or you will get trapped!

Coach is correct I have to fight retreating will only make the situation worse.

Instead of stepping back Julius goes step in head straight into the hitman.

Oh what he is in my guard what will he do liver blow or the chin I'm prepared.

He steps back again he does not punch.

What you got scared Julius?

Hehehe now you must feel relieved and that is exactly what I want.

A step in again with a wide telegraphed right punch.

Sorry but that will not land.

Robert also steps back what a battle of footwork.

Hehehe you scared?

Quite the opposite.

"Julius sprints towards Robert with a KOing intention".

Now we are talking.

"Thook" Robert's first punch is blocked Julius knows he cannot dodge these fast no extremely fast punches.

So I can't get you from the front then why not from below?

Robert with an uppercut if it connects Julius's guard will be pried open but Julius dodges via side side stepping.

Tsk I cannot find any openings even though he can only use one hand but wait a second "an interesting flurry of thoughts strike in Julius's mind" hehehe "a ferocious smile covers Julius face" If I can make him believe I will attack his face he will stop guarding his body and I can take advantage of that.

If you don't wanna come then I'll deliever it to you your hard earned defeat.

Robert is zooming towards Julius will he punch while jumping or rather I say hopping?

Left crouch right sway what happend? The fast punches that were connecting are getting dodged did Julius discover Robert's punching pattern?

What is happening he is faster than before I can't hit him?

So you wanted to play wack-a-mole but could not get even I single one but don't worry I will surely play who can punch the hardest with you.

"Thoomp" "thoomp" "shoosh" Champion's two out of the three punches connect Robert is in no intention to attack.

My turn now.

Or not he is still going for an exchange he does not back off a power right.

Huh oh no I'm glad Julius dodged that just by a hairs breadth but still he dodged that killer right.

Maybe this match won't end so cutely.

Both swing for the lower cut but who will connect first?

It has to be me I have the longer arms.

No matter how long your arms are my punch is definetly faster.

"Thooosh" they both land! Julius's punch landed on the solar plexus while Robert's punch landed on the liver.

Aaahhh! "Rob throws up his mouth guard which flies over and gets stuck in the ropes" I ain't going down!

Another punch by Robert it connects will Julius the Champion go down?

The answer is yessssss he does- no He poses for a gazelle punch.

Rob dodge block do anything do not let that punch connect.

Isn't he in my favorite position? "Robert clenches his right hand and aims at Julius's unprotected head".

"Bam" Julius's wasn't going for the chin he instead delivers another solar plexus blow.

Robert is left with no other choice he has to kneel down before Julius this is maybe it after 6 rough rounds of boxing this two solar plexus combo may end it.

No no nooooo this can't end like this Robert has worked so hard for this match he has given all he could and we come to this predicament "Nic starts crying over Robert's down".

Hehehe you really think it's all over?

Huh "Nic quickly glances over to the ring" haha yes.

Robert gets up or should we say he is trying to get up.

7... 8... Are you ready to continue the fight?

Yes I will.

"Ting" "ting" "ting" round 6 over Julius will not get an easy victory this time he will have to gather all the strength he has and pour it into his challenger Robert who refuses to lose.

Rob we don't have much time left if the match keeps going we will lose understand?

Ahafa "Rob loses control over his breathing".

Shit "Sam blocks his nose to regulate Robert's breathing" hold for 3 secs and then release feeling better?

Way better so round 7 is the round where I become the champion?

"Sam gets amazed by the confidence Rob shows even on the verge of collapse" yes the next round is where we attain glory and the longing Europian champion belt don't back off from an exchange you have the power to win you just have to use it.

Yes! Power power to get the belt I WILL WIN even if this next round kills me I'll die with the belt tied around my waist.

*Back to the league of legends stadium*

All Stars keep the game even after a fatal blunder now the Elder dragon is spawning.

It will be interesting to see who will start it All Stars are 2 players up and Skt is waiting for those 2 players to respawn.

This back and forth battle for superiority who will end it? The question worth a million bucks.

2 billion idiot my team is sure to have the upper hand if and only 'that' blunder doesn't repeat itself their team seems to be doing well the coach is relaxed but our is Alex still off?

간신히 간신히 살아남았고 그 생존을 통해 우리는 '그' 컵을 집으로 가져갈 것입니다. (Barely just barely we survived and through that survival we will take home 'the' cup.)

선생님, 우리 모두 나누어서 차선을 관리해야 할까요, 아니면 장로들을 위해 계속 그룹을 이루어야 할까요? (Sir should we all split and take care of the lanes or keep grouped for the elder?)

위험을 무릅쓰지 말고 중간 차선에 그룹을 유지하고 Impact가 맨 위로 이동하고 상황이 발생하면 가능한 한 빨리 순간 이동하십시오. (Don't take chances, stay grouped in the mid lane and Impact go to the top and if the situation arises teleport as soon as possible.)

네, 그런데 한 가지 큰 불편이 있습니다. (Yes sir but there is one major inconvenience.)

그리고 이것은 무엇입니까? (And what is it?)

바론 팀전을 위해 텔레포트를 이용했습니다. (I used my teleport to come to the baron team fight.)

무엇? 하지만 탑 라이너는 순간이동 기능을 갖고 있어 팀 전투력을 잃지 않고 밀어붙일 수 있습니다. (What? but their top laner has the teleport meaning he will be able to push without losing the teamfight power.)

King이 텔레포트를 사용해야 하도록 팀전을 강요할 수는 없을까요? (Can't we just force the teamfight so that King has to use his teleport?)

아니요, 우리 선수들이 불리한 입장에 있을 수는 없습니다. 팀 전투 조정을 사용하려면 선수들이 참여하도록 해야 합니다. (No we can't our players are at a disadvantage we have to let them engage in for us to use our teamfight coordination.)

그럼 바론 버프를 이용해 푸시해 볼까요? (Then how about we use the baron buff to push?)

네 Bengi님 말씀이 맞습니다. 버프를 사용하여 미드 라인을 여는 건 어떨까요? (Yes Bengi is correct why not use the buff to open up the mid lane?)

ㅎㅎ 문 하나가 닫히면 그냥 쳐다보지도 않고, 눈을 뜨면 열리지 않은 수천 개의 문이 달려가는 걸 볼 수 있을 거예요. (Hehe if one door closes we just stop looking but if we open our eyes we would see thousands of unopened doors go for it.)

All Stars are grouping around the dragon.

But Skt is not interested in the elder dragon they want to push down the mid lane turrets.

Shit! Alex go in the middle and we will start the dragon.

Alex is trying to defend Skt's assault but he is unable to because baron buffed minions are too powerful.

Dragon is at half hp.

And Skt is turning around to fight for the dragon.

Bengi initiates with his ragnarok ultimate into the dragon pit.

빨리 들어가세요! (Go in fast!)

You want this dragon huh? You will have to work hard for it I won't let you.

Bengi vs Itachi once again who will have the better smite to secure the elder dragon.

*Dies Irae starts playing in the background*

The dragon is at smite range.

ㅎㅎ 저는 스마이트 콤보를 사용하지 않겠습니다. 스마이트 범위에 언제 들어가는지 확실히 알 수 있도록 첫 번째 능력을 사용하기를 기다리겠습니다. (Hehe I won't use my smite combo I'll wait for you to use your first ability for me to know for sure when it is in the smite range.)

Aaahhhh! Bengi steals it he uses Itachi's ability to pinpoint elder dragons hp what a high level idea with the perfect execution "JJ goes wild over this play".

And the teamfight starts both team's players starts trading abilities.

Who has the better position will surely score the victory but I forgot Skt has the elder buff as well.

Max down he can no longer tank the damage.

But look at Alex he comes from behind and kills Faker but Piglet has caught him and he will get his revenge.

Skt's players are dealing so much damage and with the Buff's one shot potential All Stars don't want to take the fight.

They flee towards safety.

Oh my god this is the most craziest game I've seen in my entire life.

*Baron has been spawned*

Oh no Skt is heading straight towards baron.

그래ssss 이제 우리가 어떻게 플레이하는지 보여줄 차례입니다. (Yesssss now it's our time to show them how we play.)

Bengi 당신은 1조분의 1의 존재입니다. 누구도 당신과 경쟁할 수 없습니다. (Bengi you are one in a trillion no one can compete with you.)

Itachi wake up from the despair you are the only one that can save this game the summoner's cup the 2 billion euros the hopes of the fans.

Yes I'm well aware of that fact.

Come Itachi on isn't one of your character lines I will struggle I will fail but to surrender is a priveledge I don't have.

Don't give up you will not fail if it is worth it.

"Itachi starts going towards baron in an final attempt to steal it and keep the game going".

*In the bar*

What do you think Moe will the heavens pave our path?

Hehehe they already have even if we lose our experience will give us endless opportunities to earn our fortune with unfathomable intrest.

Correct money is an illusion only blind people chase this illusion our eyes have opened to much greater reasons than just money.

Ben if we win buy me a beer.

Hehehe no I'll you two beers.

*In the arena of the Legends*

What happend to Alex? "Giovanni questions in a harsh tone".

I don't know Sir but he seems to be not performing in his best form thus far.

If he does not perform now then when will he?

Calm down my lord letting your emotions take control of your speech is not going to help out Master Alex.

"Giovanni stutters after self reflecting his own behaviour" ah "he shakes his head to gain mental clarity" Itachi may be able to do it he is our only chance to the summoner's cup I have not wanted anything in my life this badly than the world champion trophy.

I understand your feelings sir they may arise from your dream or your desire to be at the top.

You do "Giovanni surprisingly questions Niel".

Hehe maybe maybe not but one thing is for certain Master Alex is going to make history.

Oh no this is looking very bad for Itachi he is getting zoned out by Impact and he also does not have teleport.

What will Itachi do?

아무리 노력해도 이 남작과 소환사의 잔을 얻을 수는 없습니다. (No point in even trying you won't get this baron and the summoner's cup.)

"Itachi goes to his red buff area and gets ready to second ability flash into the baron pit".

Baron is going down faster than ever is Itachi planning on going in?

"Alex who sat to the left of Itachi senses his nervousness".

No he cannot do it he himself lost the belief that he can win against the odds I have to do something fast.

"As soon as Baron dips below 2000hp Alex quickly snatches the mouse and the keyboard from Itachi's hands and executes his own plan".

Itachi second abilities in front of Impact and flashes in baron pit.

Ohhhhh he kicks Bengi outside of teh baron pit and steals the baron!

All Stars! All Stars!!

What a genuinly god like play by Itachi.

"While all of this was going Itachi couldn't understand what had happend".

Alex! Why would you do that? "Itachi angrily confronts Alex on his disrespectful behaviour".

Ross calm down Alex saved the game and that is all that matters now all of you who respawned push Skt's turrets fast in 1-2-1 formation. "Yes yes yes he is on now I don't have to worry a bit".

Mike can you stop sqeezing my shoulder so hard?

Oh ahm my bad Max "pat pat" go on.

도대체 어떻게 그 사람이 할 수 없지? 내가 그를 과소평가했기 때문에 나는 그가 도둑질을 하러 올 가능성을 제거했기 때문에 결국 궁극기를 쓰지 않았다. (How the fuck did no he cannot do it have I underestimated him I did not ult in the end because I eliminated the possibility of him coming to steal. )

"Bengi was correct Itachi was frozen in time he would not have reacted fast enough to steal the baron".

Look at Alex using his ultimate to go towards the turrest fast he is pushing the bottom lane.

우리는 더 이상 그룹화할 수 없으며 그들 중 하나가 모든 포탑을 무너뜨릴 것임을 기억하고 방어하십시오. (Recall and defend we cannot group anymore or one of them will take down all of the turrets.)

이해합니다. 그때까지 다음 남작과 장로 드래곤이 방어 모드에 있을 때까지 기다리자. (Understood let's wait for the next baron and elder dragon till then just be on the defence mode.)

Skt going to have to wait till All Stars baron buff expires.

But the baron minions are too strong Skt's bottom turret falls.

The pressure that All Stars are putting onto Skt is too high for Skt to defend perfectly.

Yes whenever someone gets the baron buff they control where the enemy team will go.

And now that both junglers are also on the map it will be a question to know what will All Stars do will they also wait for the next objective or will they group at a single lane to push down.

They are grouping up at the mid.

Let's go guys let's destroy their nexus.

All Stars are pushing down baron minions down Skt's throat.

Down! first inhibitor turret goes down Skt is in big big trouble.

They are barely holding on will they initiate a teamfight?

가자, 이것이 우리의 마지막 문이다. 이것이 닫히면 우리는 죽는다. (Let's go this is our final door if this closes we are dead.) "Skt uses their last remaining energy to win the teamfight".

Alex is wandering a little to far from his team and here it is Skt initiates onto Alex.

Bengi uses his ult to kill Alex but he escapes using his ult?

No look at him he goes in again with the help of Itachi Bengi's ult is no longer active meaning he is not immune to Alex's charm.

He is down now Max also ults the other members if the team.

Piglet is one hp Alex goes in to finish him off.

Now King also goes in the nexus turrets are going down.

There is no escape for Impact tripple kill for Alex .

Faker will take down Itachi will he be able to shut down Alex?

Oh no Alex's Charm is off cooldown Faker is in huge trouble but PoohManDu swallows him to keep him alive but PoohManDu will also go down only Faker remains.

King is diving the fountian oh will Alex get the penta kill?

He does All Stars create history they have dethroned the World Champions.

All Stars! All Stars!! All Stars!!!

The fans are cheering so loud that we can barely hear each other's voices.

Max, Itachi, King, Johan and Alex you all have done it.

Yes we are cham-

Yes! We are billionaires sorry for ruining your punchline but I had to say it.

*Back into survival of the fittest*

"Ting" the bell has rung for the 7th round both fighters are losing stamina and getting exhausted by each passing second will they want to settle the match quickly?

And the answer is yes.

What an amzing bunny hop by Robert he nearly covered half the ring and he is looking to use this huge step in to deliver a deadly blow.

Yes even the step in master Julius himself is shocked.

What how in the hell did he learnt that from?

Probably by seeing Julius.

What? During the match?

Most likely 'he' had lots of chances to study Julius's movements and after many he had them figured out.

And now with his foot work and this step in he can run away from danger whenever he wants.

Unfortunetly yes he has completely killed Julius's signature move.

Oh no then what will he do?

Julius is circling around Robert trying to find any chance to cover the distance but where ever he goes Robert responds accordingly.

Hehehehehahahaha I'm happy extremely happy to be alive to witness my pupil becoming a great boxer.

Yes Coach Sam he has bested Julius in his own speciality what an incredible feat that is.

What? Why is the crowd, the commentators and even my own camp have accepted that I cannot attack? So what I cannot close the distance but 'he' still has to win the fight is far from over.

Don't worry even if Julius can't attack Robert he is also safe.

You are correct you don't win fights by jumping around you win by beating the other boxer up.

Oh Robert is placing his left into jabing position and is he planning to go guns blazing?

Already it has not even been a minute and he is bored of this tecnique?

This is humiliating everyone in the arena is losing respect for me every time my attacking plan doesn't work but I can gain that respect back by knocking 'him' down.

It's time, Julius must be getting irritated as he has no way to close the distance between us but don't worry Champion I will not let you leave the ring without a death match.

2 minutes of round 7 have gone by both boxers seem to be at a stale mate.

Wait all we can do is wait for them to brawl it out I hope the payoff will be as fruitful as the wait.

Ok it's happening Robert is leaning right he is going for a step in flicker.

Julius you can't go backwards push through his punch and knock him down.

So this is it huh you will risk it all in this final punch? I expected more from you my greatest challenger.

Robert has landed his lead foot forward he is going for it.

Come on come on do it.

Take it.

Julius steps in! But-

What? Why did he stop?

Hehehehehe you got bamboozeled champion "thomp".

Oh no a clean right hand straight to julius's face Robert fainted his punch to bait out Julius and it worked.

Julius! Julius!

No he is not going down instead he is still pushing through.

What that can't be right he endured Rob's full power right?

"Thump" not only is he pushing through he scores a vital liver blow.

A chin shot.

And- "thump" he falls over will challenger also fall over?

No I just have to keep standing and I win legs come on don't give up on me

Rob you can do it don't fall over till the count ends.

4... 5...

Why in the fucking hell is the count so long?

It's because all of your attention is on the count our brain is taking in all the information.

It must be enternity for Rob I just hope he can make it out from the liver blow plus chin shot combo.

Will the challenger make it?

Sieben...

"Robert's legs starts to shake as if he was standing over a earthquake".

Acht...

Not don't body, brain, just imagine how much dopamine I will get once I win "As Robert tries to convince his own body to not fall over he looks over to his dad's seat".

Where is Challenger looking?

He is not here but why? Doesn't he want to see me become the champion?

Sehn! Red conner wins!

*Stand proud from Hajime no Ippo starts playing in the background*

Quick go get Julius a stretcher.

"Both camps rush to their boxer for their aid".

Rob you did it.

I did it "Robert speaks while braking".

Hehe just listin to the crowd!

Robert! Robert!! Robert!!!

A new champion is born Robert Fischer defeats Julius Schulz the reigning champion is dethroned.

You can sit while the belt is being delivered to your waist. "Sam excitedly brings the belt to Robert".

Hm "Robert could not comprehend the sensation he was experiencing having hundreds of thousands of eye praising him for beating Julius".

Here it is, your belt "Sam wraps the Europian welter weight champion belt onto Robert".

Robert you won't be able to sleep tonight from all the adrenaline hehe you lucky mutha faca.

Now now don't be jealous Nic oh shit I won't be able to stand. "Robert tries to stand but his body has had enough".

Don't worry you won't stand we will carry you "Sam looks at Nic in a devilish way".

Look at that! the retired Champion himself is congratulating his student by raising him in the air.

Grrrrgghhg. "Both Nic and Sam struggles to maintain Robert's weight".

Are you two ok? I'm heavy you know.

Are.. you taking us lightly?

"Giovanni enters the stadium in a frenzy" Was I late?

Kind of he has done it.

"After hearing the words Giovanni was on cloud 9" hehehehe this is the happiest day of my entire life my tears of joy are falling like a waterfall.

You want a tissue or maybe tissues.