So I'm betting that Rekkles will be slain by Johan.
And I'm betting that Alex will kill your Rekkles.
100€ huh so you two kids are betting on that then I'll bet 5000€ that Cyanide will do a penta kill.
Hey hey old man have you lost your mind or what?
Yeah he just got one kill and he is not even using a late game champion what makes you believe he will do a penta kill?
I've watched him for 2 years now and he will surely do it "lights up a cigarette".
"As the Pre Semi-Finals were going on the TV three chronic procrastinators bet on their predictions".
So how is your wife old man?
She is- beautiful even to this day "pfoo".
You two seem young so how are your lives?
He got dumped and I- let's just say I can't find any boys.
Boys huh so what excites you about them?
Their confidence, muscles, height, humour, ...
You seem like a man of culture my cigarette ran out but your compliments on this topic did not.
Hehe what can I say.
Just wait and watch maybe you will get a lot of money betting on League.
How much did you made?
Like 50 grand.
Fi- fif- fifty grand! "Both high school boys were shocked by this much money".
So you kids are still worried about the numbers huh?
Numbers?
This "the old man holds up a Euro note" money what do you think this is? What's it's value to you?
It makes everything accesible and gives you the freedom of choice.
Hehe and you young man what do you think how much money would it take for your relationship to get back together?
I would like to say 100k if I was rich she would not have left me.
You know kid even though I don't even know your name but let me clear one thing this means "the old man tears the note in two" jack shit!
Huh? Why did you do that?
Hehehe don't let this number on a paper fool you it is just that a paper and a number "another puff" pfoo and no no amount of money could have saved your relationship the problem is you not your bank account.
What do you mean? I don't quite understand?
You see she was bored of being unnoticed so she used you to get some attention and relieve her boredom.
It can't be I was.
How much time did you two spend together?
1 month.
No how much real life time.
How did you know?
Hehehe I was correct you didn't know her true colours when she got bored of you she jumped onto her next prey.
What? It can't be.
Just remeber the times you two had an argument it mostly ended in your defeat remeber the times you two laughed together it only happend in your imagination.
You "the dumped boy goes into flashbacks" are correct sir but what went wrong why did I get such a bad partner who didn't gave a shit about me?
Why me huh it's the best self pity quote ever just replace what I [Hate] with what could have [Happend] and see how you feel.
What could have happend huh she could have used me for longer or I could have gave up on my dreams or I could have failed my finals and-
You understand the mind is just that simple to fool just show it the possiblities and it will behave accordingly now give it hope for better relationships.
Huh you are right I still have an awesome future I can't let my past hold me back from reaching my full potential and even further beyond thank you!
And your why is that you are not worthy.
Huh? "The boy felt a deep ashame".
You are not good in personality, financially, socially, mathematically, motivationally, and emotionally that's the reason a little break up destroyed your entire motivation you put all your happiness in someone else's hands.
Damn isn't a bit much for him you know go easy for once.
Sorry but I have to spell the truth if I don't teach him life will and he won't like that at all.
Then is it over for me?
No you are in the best position possible first step to improvement is realisation second taking steps to correct the thing you want to be better at step three sticking to the right correction and forth reaping the sweet sweet fruits you grew.
So I passed first step huh let's get to fourth.
Don't rush the process the fruit won't grow in one day and you will have to repeat it again and again.
Hmm vielen dank kind sir I will be forever grateful to you.
And money don't chase it too hard it's a never ending race I realised it a week ago and I quit my job.
What was your job if I ask?
Truck driver for 10 years straight.
What "he became rich after driving a truck for 10 years" really? But you are so smart.
Really then find out after the match.
*Baron nashor has been spawned*
Hey squad get ready for this barron and to walk off proudly from this stadium "Xpeke motivates his teammates to play their best at the worst possible moment of their career".
Fnatic is circuling around baron how will All Stars respond?
Fnatic is amazing at team fighting in barron pit but All Stars is not let's just wait and watch how things play out.
Do it Cyanide split push their top lane.
Yes coach.
On the All Stars side.
Hey Mic where should I go team fight of this crocodile(Cyanide).
That crocodile is certainly causing a threat but win this team fight don't focus on him for now.
Fnatic has started baron and Alex is pushing mid.
Alex come fas-
Ohhhh Cyanide is teleporting to baron and Rekkles ulted Itachi.
Max tries to save him by using his ult but Cyanide is tearing him down he is not stopping double tripple kill Johan is running for his life.
Not so fast Corgi.
Quadra kill Alex is late but.
Alex gets a double kill in the baron pit Cyanide is coming back to the pit but he is too damaged triple for Alex he is really taking advantage of Fnatic's low health bars run all Rekkles can do is run but.
Alex is not giving up he is chasing him by his e and quadra kill for Alex spectacular gameplay.
Now Alex finish the game.
Hehe not quite I will be able to destroy the inhibitor turret but the game is not ending at least not yet.
What? "The old man chokes on his brandy" Who is he? He is "the old man recognizes Alex" that kid.
You know him.
Hmm but he is.
He is All Stars new player he is showing the best gameplay we have seen in years.
No way Cyanide got that quadra because of his team's assistance but he just came and killed all of them.
They were damaged you know.
No they are the World Champs they are way more careful about their health than a normal player.
Then how do you think he did it?
His positioning was unorthodox too unpredictable he switched from split pushing to team fighting in a split of a second.
That's not important Sir we all three lost our bets fuck!
Hehe why not start with more probable outcomes you know if you predict whose gonna win you get twice your money if you can predict which team will make which play you get thrice your money and if you predict a objective steal you get five times and if you predict a penta kill you get 10 times your money.
So if Cyanide could have gotten a penta you would have made 50k holy shit!
That's what I'm saying kids don't get the number on your bank account fool you, you can always start small and snowball it into bigger outcomes.
Hehehe you really opened my eyes now I'm able to see the illusion in which other people are living.
Good so what you gonna do now? "The old man asks with curiosity".
Drop out of college and use the tuition fees to become rich and focus on my own development before finding a worthy partner than living a great life before having children to make their lives great than donate 90% of my fortune for the greater good of the world.
Hehehe oh my you really changed a minutes ago you were all gloomy and frustrated and now look at you energized like a transformer on energon and you gay boy what you gonna do?
I'll complete my graduation than get into politics.
But you will need to dedicate decades if you want to rule the country do you have the patience and discipline?
Sir do you wanna bet the Fnatic's players have spawned.
Wait a second we will call you when we are done.
Ok.
I don't know is patience just waiting or focusing on the future or zoning off into space I don't know.
Patience is a skill with you get motivated to be patient when you see your reward just like a donkey motivated by a carrot on a stick.
Oh so that's why I was able to study so consistently.
You were getting dopamine just from thinking about your life after graduation that's what kept you going in the grind.
Hehe you are right but even with the graduation I will be left broke lets fill our pocket with this game.
Yeah sure "the other kid opens his wallet and he finds a 50€ note and a dead fly" hmm sure sure so old man wanna help us win this bet?
If you can buy me a drink after "the old man says with a smile".
So now that Fnatic is way behind what would you say let's bet on All Stars ★player.
Hm he is certainly ahead and outplaying Fnatic but I have a feeling that FNC still have some gas left.
The old man was correct the World Champions were burning with desire to win.
Hey bros let's just fucking kill that fucker.
Relax and think he won't just let us do it you know.
But there has to be a way I can't take this anymore a small kid killing the World Champions without being killed even once the entire match.
We have Rekkles and Cyanide we will execute him.
Let's bet that Alex will get killed.
Huh? Are you nutz man he is litrally 7 and 0 seven kills.
But the World Champs won't tolerate that would they?
That's correct so how would they do it?
Leave it up to them lets just focus on betting.
Hey hey aren't you just blindly gambling?
Hey waiter how much will the house pay if we can guess who will die in the next 3 minutes.
Like 3 times but to guess who will die in a certain time fram will give you 6 times but don't get too excited it almost never happens.
I bet 10 grand that Alex will die.
We also 100 Euro.
Yeah me too 40 Euro.
10 grand you sure sir.
10 grand sure hehe.
Do it Rekkles flash+ult that fucker then we will take care of the rest.
Ok bro just be ready.
"Fnatic's players work in coordination to kill Alex at all costs".
Oh what is what is this the whole Fnatic is targeting Alex Rekkle's flash plus ultimate combo followed up by Cyanide's stund then followed by Zac's knock up truly Alex has no chance of survival.
Yeeh yes!
Woohooo!
Yes you can cleary see the happiness they are feeling by their celebration in their booth.
Hey hey guys now let's turn the tide of the game.
Hm let's do it.
Lets go fuck yeah 600€ that's what I'm saying.
Sir we currently don't have 60 thousand euro in cash we can transfer the money in your bank account "the waiter tells the old man in a very hesitant voice".
How could this happend? Alex was going was well.
I know boss but he just predicted something insane.
Don't worry if he predicts this dangerously he will lose a lot more than 60k.
Hope so cause if he never comes back the company is gonna fire us both.