Michelle gives you a skeptical look. "Why would you want to do that? Any time they get close together, they're at each other's throats, and I'm not speaking figuratively. The only reason not to keep a distance between vampires and werewolves is if you want to bet on the fight. If I were you, I'd keep them separate and enjoy the quiet life."
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"Any other good survival advice?" you ask, keeping pace with Michelle as you turn a corner.
The zombie shrugs. "Honestly? I'd keep your head down. That's what I do, and my head can't even be ripped off." She hesitates before adding. "Well, it can, but you'd need the right sort of screwdriver."
"But I've been told that I need to stop the vampires and werewolves from having their turf wars the whole time," you protest.
"Ah," Michelle says. "In which case, my advice isn't much good for you. Luckily, it still works fine for me. Anyway, I'm supposed to be giving you a tour. What do you want to know about that isn't the Byzantine political history of the different undead species?"