This customer really loves this coffee shop and it looks like he is visiting this place...just for me (Not being delusional but I can sense it)
I was at the cashier, doing cashier stuffs and noticed him staring at me but in a creepy way...I had no choice but to confront him
"Hi Sir", I said
"So it's been a month you have been visiting this coffee shop...It's really good for our shop that you like this place but I always notice you...looking at me like you wanted to do something", I said
"Oh I really wanted to do something to you", He replied
*gasps*
"Ok sir..you have Crossed my boundaries and you are not showing Respect to your.... COFFEE SHOP WORKER", I replied
"I am Josh and you can have my numbe-", He said
*laughs*
"For your information, I am not a toy", I said
"Well...for your information I do have lots of cash", He replied
"OK..just get out of my sight", I said while walking away from him
"You do have eyes you know", He replied
*Arghh*
"Oh wait what's wrong?", Kylie said
"Nothing...", I said
"You know that guy that I was talking about?", I said
"Uh yes...what happened?", She replied
"He is so freakin annoying...arghhhh
..I just wanna punch his face if there is no law in this country", I said
"Maybe..that is love", She replied
"What?...No it isn't but I do have a crush on him but he's getting on my nerves...it's like something is getting exploded on your head", I said
"I swear if I'm gonna see his face tomorrow...then I might go to jail", I replied
"You're not doing that? Are you?", she said
"No you bitch..It was a joke", I said
"Oh so if that was a joke...then you'd like to see him again tomorrow", She said
"No...I can't imagine if we were husband and wife.. he's words are too intelligent...I might die in a young age if we were", I said