I was laying on my couch watching pointcrow, I was 30 minutes in when the tv started glitching out.
CRASH!!!!
A dark red tentacle came out of the tv and grabbed my leg, 'WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON???' I didn't even have time to scream when I was dragged to the floor and the wind was knocked out of me, dazed I tried to kick the tentacle but to no avail.
I was sucked into the tv.
Everything was black, I couldn't see or hear anything, then suddenly I felt something grab me. I slowly opened my eyes, everything was so bright that I had to blink a few times before I realized I was looking at the F*cking sun, I looked down to see a girl holding on to my arm, she was crying. I felt a brotherly instinct as I lifted my other hand to wipe her tears away. She jumped at the touch of my hand and looked up at me, and then I realized….
"BROTHER!!! -sob- YOUR -sob- FINALLY AWAKE!!" The girl cried in excitement, this girl…. She looked like a complete clone of myself. I winced as she hugged my side, "easy there lass, I'm ok you don't need to cry."
The girl looked up at me once more wiping her tears away, "Alex, you been asleep for a long time!" She cried causing more tears to form. My eyes widened, F*CK F*CK F*CK F*CK WHERE THE HELL AM I?????? I sat up so fast the girl fell over onto her butt, I frantically looked around and found a desert surrounding us, I panicked even more but then I saw the condition of the girl and my heart sank.
She was severely starved, you can even see her rib cage sticking out from under her skin, she was just skin and bones. "How long ago did you eat?" I asked, she narrowed her eyes, she obviously wasn't going to tell me.
Graaaaalh
I heard something behind us and the girl shrieked, I jumped to my feet and nearly toppled over, I immediately grabbed the girl and held her in my arms bride style and ran the opposite direction of the horrific noise. I looked back and saw a Lizalfos, electric ones at that. Three of them held a weird looking boomerang, I kept running as fast as I could to get away from them. I saw a huge skeleton in the distance and I went for it, hoping to find shelter. The Lizalfos stopped chasing us as soon as we ran under the skeleton, they turned around and left. I sighed in relief.
"Oh dear, what do we have here?" A female voice said, i spin around to look for the source of the voice and saw a… giant woman??? The girl in my arms gasped as her eyes lit up.
"A fairy!" She squealed in delight, couldn't my day get any worse? Oh yes it can.