"Why... why am I here?"
The next morning, Xiao Yao, sitting up from Fang Mo's bed, was obviously a bit confused.
"You're awake?" Fang Mo's sly voice soon followed: "Congratulations, you've become woman."
"... Huh?"
Xiao Yao was initially stunned upon hearing this, then quickly lifted the blanket to look inside.
The bed sheet was clean, with no traces at all. However, her clothes were indeed gone, replaced by a slightly loose nightgown.
"..."
Seeing this, Xiao Yao seemed a bit dazed too, her little face showing a mix of expressions as if she was thinking about something.
"Hahaha!"
At this moment, Fang Mo couldn't help but laugh: "Just kidding, look how scared you are."
"Are you insane or what?!"
Xiao Yao, reacting, kicked at Fang Mo with her little foot.
However, Fang Mo, seemingly prepared, caught her slender ankle: "I helped you clean up, at least show some gratitude."
"Clean up what?"
Xiao Yao looked at him, puzzled.
"You got drunk and went wild last night, insisting on placing a nuke on the floor, unstoppable."
Fang Mo explained, sneaking a glance at her feet. She wasn't wearing her usual white stockings, only a fluffy, oversized nightgown. Her small feet were soft, rosy, and had a delicate, translucent texture... indeed quite charming.
After a quick glance, Fang Mo quickly looked away.
It seems all those years of playing virtual reality games were worth it. His character modeling skills were truly top-notch, much better than those of Ground Dragon's little feet.
"... huh?"
Xiao Yao didn't notice Fang Mo's gaze. Upon hearing this, she was somewhat surprised: "Really? Why would I put a nuke on the floor?"
"No idea."
Fang Mo shrugged: "You were mumbling something about 'Mr. Turtle, Your Majesty, my mission is complete,' then laughing and placing nukes..."
"You're definitely insane!"
Hearing this, Xiao Yao couldn't help but kick with her other foot: "You are the pangolin!"
"What? I'm a pangolin? Great!"
Fang Mo reacted faster, swiftly grabbing her other ankle and pulling her towards him. Xiao Yao, startled, pressed her hands against Fang Mo's chest, nervously saying: "What are you trying to do?"
"Damn it, let me play with **..."
But before he could finish, Xiao Yao surprisingly countered, shocking Fang Mo as she somehow managed to immobilize him with Xiao Yao's big… big…mf.
"Sorry."
Xiao Yao turned her head to the side, holding back a laugh: "Why don't you play for a while?"
Finally, she added: "After all, you have it too."
"..."
Fang Mo was truly stumped by her move, releasing her hands and muttering through gritted teeth: "You're cheating!"
"You started it."
Xiao Yao retorted: "No matter how drunk I get, I wouldn't cosplay as a pangolin."
"If you don't believe me, check your stand's backpack." Fang Mo said irritably: "The number of nukes in your bag must be fewer!"
"I don't care~~"
Seeing Fang Mo's exasperation, Xiao Yao relaxed, falling back on the bed. She then playfully tapped Fang Mo's chest with her foot, taunting him: "What now? Call me daddy to make me happy."
Fang Mo was initially at a loss.
But seeing the little rascal daring to provoke him like this, feeling the warmth from her foot... how could he tolerate it?
He couldn't.
"You asked for it!"
Fang Mo sprang up from the bed, a flash of white light, and she instantly transformed into a cute, red-eyed, white-haired girl. She then lunged at the rising Xiao Yao, shouting fiercely: "Grown some guts, huh? Feeling bold, huh? Your pants got bigger and you got cocky, huh?!"
"... huh?"
Now Xiao Yao was stunned: "You're serious?"
"Can't deal with a sun person, but I can't deal with you?"
Fang Mo sneered.
"No, no, no, I was joking..." Clearly, Xiao Yao was panicking, not daring to look Fang Mo in the eye: "We were both dignified people in life, let's discuss this reasonably, at least not play such tricks!"
"Too late. Today, I'll make you regret growing this thing..."
But before Fang Mo could finish, the door suddenly opened, and Ah Xue's voice came in.
"Master, TankTop Master is here to see you... What?!"
Ah Xue stood frozen at the door as if struck by lightning.
She glanced at her master, then at the lady, her mind seemingly in a complete shutdown, her whole worldview collapsing.
But fortunately, this interruption allowed Xiao Yao to push Fang Mo aside.
"Ah Xue..."
As for Fang Mo, a flash of white light returned him to his original form. He took a deep breath: "Why didn't you knock..."
"I... I didn't want to disturb the lady."
Xue hesitated: "I thought she was still resting, I didn't expect you... Did I interrupt your pleasure, master?"
"No, you stopped me from going berserk, good job." Fang Mo wiped his face dejectedly: "Tomorrow I'll learn from the neighbor King and become a genderless being. Anyway, we're both surnamed Shi, not much difference... I might as well visit that world and become his sworn brother."
"I think you could go to Overlord."
Crisis averted, Xiao Yao also breathed a sigh of relief: "That place suits you better."
"Whatever, all talk and no action." Fang Mo seemed genuinely dispirited, lying on the bed: "Tired, don't want to stay here, I want to go back to the MC world and fish..."
"Do you really want that so much..."
Seeing this, Xiao Yao didn't know what to say, frowning slightly. She lightly kicked Fang Mo: "Well... if it's really that bad, we can go back to the MC world and discuss it..."
"Damn, Monster Association!"
Hearing this, Fang Mo suddenly jumped up from the bed: "Today, I'm taking you down!"
...
An hour later.
Near the entrance of the Monster Association.
Everyone looked confusedly at Fang Mo, who was full of momentum, not knowing what he was up to now.
"Hey, Brother Priest."
Finally, TankTop Master couldn't help but ask: "Didn't the association say to meet here in the afternoon for the raid? Why are you six hours early?"
"As a hero, I abhor evil!"
Fang Mo righteously declared: "These evil Monsters, I can't tolerate them for even a second longer... we must destroy them immediately! We're all members of the BBQ group, follow me and let's tear through them!"
"No wonder you're the doctor's best friend, your resolve is admirable."
The sea creature girl nearby looked at Fang Mo, somewhat surprised.
She had just been born and didn't know much about Fang Mo's character, but the armored gorilla and Ground Dragon beside her facepalmed, thinking he was definitely up to no good.
And equally helpless was Xiao Yao, floating in the air.
"Is that so?"
TankTop Master nodded: "Well, let's act early then... but are you really prepared?"
"You might not trust your Bruce."
Fang Mo smiled slightly: "But you can always trust the Block Man... Ground Dragon, bring the map."
"This is the rough map organized by the doctor."
The Loli Ground Dragon put down his shovel and pulled out a map, showing it to everyone: "We found seven entrances, but the detection devices lost signal, so we don't know which is real. To encircle them, we need to split up."
"Seven entrances?"
TankTop Master looked around: "But there are only six of us, that's troublesome."
"That's simple."
Fang Mo said casually: "Just seal one entrance. The one ahead is perfect, let me use Sky-Hindering Shit Star..."
"Wait a moment."
Hearing this, Ancient One quickly raised his hand to stop him: "Moon's okay, but not on Earth, please."
"No, what if the enemy escapes?"
Fang Mo ignored Ancient One and prepared to use his big move: "No matter what, today shit must come to me..."
"Wait!" Before Fang Mo could finish, TankTop Master suddenly shouted.
"No use talking."
At this, Fang Mo's mind activated the Tinker' Construct Meteor Shit Sword. A huge shadow quickly appeared in the clouds, and an overwhelming stench filled everyone's nostrils. Before the meteor fell, they were already struggling to breathe.
"No, there's really a person up there!"
TankTop Master covered his nose but didn't forget to point out: "Look up!"
"Hmm?"
Hearing this, Fang Mo looked up and was stunned. Indeed, there was a figure in mid-air, flying under the shitball.
But fortunately, it was Tatsumaki, one of the strongest heroes. She wasn't hit, and with a green glow, she stopped the shitball in mid-air, then forcefully sent it flying upwards, disappearing into the atmosphere.
"Is that... Tornado?"
Pig God squinted, unsure.
"Priest, are we going to get beaten?" TankTop Master turned to Fang Mo: "I remember Tornado has a bad temper, and you tried to hit her with that thing..."
"No worries, she can't beat Fang Mo."
Surprisingly, Ancient One comforted TankTop Master.
Clearly angered by the shitball, Tatsumaki quickly flew down, shouting at Fang Mo: "What did you just try to hit me with?!"
"Uh, why are you here?"
Fang Mo looked conflicted, honestly not wanting to see her now. After all, she was still angry from last time, and Fang Mo just wanted to clear the Monster Association and return to the MC world to... unlock the Jenny mod.
"I..."
"Never mind."
Before Tatsumaki could speak, Fang Mo interrupted: "Fubuki and Saitama came to my house for dinner last night. They left together, I don't know where they went..."
"What?!"
Hearing this, Tatsumaki's eyes widened, her mind filled with thoughts of 'my sister ran off with a man.'
"Don't just stand there, confirm it for me."
Taking advantage of her shock, Fang Mo turned to the group: "You all saw it, right? Fubuki and that bald guy Saitama."
"I..."
"Ancient One, don't mess with me, or I'll break Strange's legs."
"..."
Hearing this, Ancient One stayed silent.
"Tornado, he's telling the truth." TankTop Master stood up: "We had dinner at Fang Mo's place last night. Fubuki and Saitama were there, they came together. Child Emperor, Atomic Samurai, Pig God, or Silver Fang can all confirm."
"Yes, I can confirm."
The over three-meter-tall Pig God nodded while eating: "I am Pig God."
"... You're Pig God?"
Tatsumaki was stunned: "Why are you like this?"
"Don't know, ate something wrong at the priest's house." Pig God shook her head: "But my ability still works, I can still be a hero."
"Tornado, hello, I'm an agent under 'Doctor,' ranked fifth in Class A."
Next, the Armored Gorilla stepped forward: "I saw Fubuki and Saitama together, and it's not the first time. I've seen them eating fries together before..."
"They're right."
Ancient One calmly added.
"What... what?!" Tatsumaki's face darkened, immense psychic power swirling around her.
At this moment, Fang Mo pointed to Saitama's apartment.
"Saitama's home is over there."
Tatsumaki said nothing, flying off in that direction, her speed creating a vacuum tunnel in the air, followed by deafening sonic booms.
"Alright, the most troublesome one is dealt with!"
Seeing Tatsumaki gone, Fang Mo sighed in relief: "Let's act quickly, clear the Monster Association before she returns."
"Why did you send her away?"
As a woman, Xiao Yao seemed thoughtful: "Are you hiding something from me?"
"Of course not."
Fang Mo waved dismissively: "She's too hot-tempered, might pull the whole association out of the ground... I hate people stealing my monsters."
"I see."
Xiao Yao nodded, not asking further.
"Alright, let's move."
Fang Mo didn't want to dwell on it, signaling the group to split up.
But just as he finished speaking, a rustling sound surrounded them. Soon, a large number of Monsters emerged, hundreds in number, surrounding them.
"So it begins?"
TankTop Master counted: "Quite a lot... seems like over a hundred, no, maybe three hundred?"
"Stop counting."
Fang Mo stepped forward: "Be confident, no need to count at this level. You've been enhanced, go."
"You're right."
Just then, a chilling voice sounded.
A black, ragged-looking thing fell from the sky, transforming into a monster covered in eyes, exuding a sinister aura: "What needs counting are your sins."
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