"Just leave the child alone, she's afraid she won't live to spend it."
As Fang Mo turned around, he found that Ancient One was not far away, criticizing him.
"Hmm?"
Hearing Ancient One's words, Fang Mo also looked down at the little girl, noticing indeed she was shivering, probably scared.
"Ah, this..."
Seeing this, Fang Mo unexpectedly patted his own head, a bit surprised.
He himself had a sister and knew well not to scare children like this, so after a moment's thought, Fang Mo turned his attention to a middle-aged man nearby.
"You..."
Fang Mo revealed a sunny, kind smile: "You are her father, right?"
"Uh, what!?"
However, Fang Mo's smile seemed to frighten the middle-aged man even more, turning his face as pale as clay, and even his speech became incoherent.
"You this..."
Seeing this, Fang Mo's face darkened.
At that moment, Ancient One slowly walked up beside him, her tone calm but slightly teasing: "What was that you explained to me before... about how unpredictable things can be when a black person smiles?"
"Don't smear me like that."
Fang Mo rolled his eyes in response: "I'd rather be green-skinned than black-skinned, alright?"
Afterward, Fang Mo handed a gold bar to the middle-aged man: "Alright, no need to be scared anymore, just take this and go."
"I..."
"Next time you encounter a similar situation, remember not to bring children so close."
Before the man could say more, Fang Mo interrupted: "Hurry and treat her to a few children's happy meals, or she'll end up traumatized."
Hearing Fang Mo's advice.
The middle-aged man seemed a bit bewildered.
"Alright, let's go."
Just then, Ancient One also spoke with a smile, her words laced with a hint of enchantment from Kamar-Taj, which soon calmed the man down.
Seeing the man hesitating for a moment, he quickly took his daughter and left.
But just a second later.
Fang Mo's kind warning came from behind again.
"Oh, by the way, remember not to eat the children's happy meals from Florida, they put ecstasy in them, specifically designed for the physique of American children..."
"Where did you hear such news?"
Ancient One couldn't help asking.
"Of course, in the world you are from," Fang Mo casually said. "Haven't you heard? Some people in Florida are drugging children's meals, saying that's the only way to make the kids happy..."
However, before he could finish.
A notification sound suddenly rang in Fang Mo's mind.
[System Notification: "Drugging" concept researched. You have gained download access to a new module.]
[System Notification: "Drugging You" module download started.]
[System Notification: "Drugging You" module download completed. Load now?]
Hearing this notification.
Fang Mo's expression turned somewhat strange.
As a veteran Minecraft player, he thought he knew all the mods... until this system notification taught Fang Mo a profound lesson.
What mod haven't I played? .JPG
This mod I really haven't played. JPG
Yes, Fang Mo really hadn't played this mod, since just the name alone was outrageous: drugging... Could a decent person really develop such a mod?
And what's more ridiculous is that just by mentioning it casually, the mod was mysteriously unlocked automatically, much like how he unlocked binge eating in Chainsaw Man. Indeed, the system's judgment mechanism is truly baffling, sometimes failing to unlock at all, other times unlocking on a whim.
But thoughts aside.
The mod still needed to be loaded.
[System Notification: "Drugging You" module loaded successfully.]
[System Notification: As you have downloaded and run a new module, you have gained a Lucky Block, which will randomly draw an item from any known mod.]
With the system notification.
Steve's inventory also gained a Lucky Block.
"Seventeen now..."
Fang Mo glanced at Steve's inventory and nodded subconsciously, thinking he might have a chance to draw a prize soon.
"What seventeen now?"
Ancient One, hearing this, asked.
"Oh, seventeen happy American children."
Fang Mo made up a response on the fly, not caring if the other party understood, then shifted his attention back to the mess on the ground.
As said before.
Such stupid and bad toys are hard to find.
So Fang Mo couldn't let this guy die so easily.
Especially since the situation at the scene wasn't too good, with people already reporting to the police and the association, and the heroes looking very grave, unsure of what to think.
At that moment, Fang Mo tossed a name tag toward the altar, followed by five kinds of single-element crystal clusters, and then abyssal magic was activated.
A sacrilegious black light flashed.
Quickly, the bizarre man was resurrected.
"Hmm?"
He seemed a bit slow to react just after being resurrected, looking down at his hands:"Was that just an illusion? What's going on... wait, where's my gold?"
The moment he realized his gold was missing, he immediately looked up at Fang Mo.
"How dare you deceive me?"
However, before he could finish his sentence, a sudden movement came from behind him.
The Deep Sea King, who had been forcefully held down by Fang Mo's gravitational field, enduring mockery and filled with humiliation and rage, seized the moment the gravity weakened.
He rose and charged towards the nearest land-dweller.
Without uttering a word, the Deep Sea King swung his hand down from above, flattening the one-meter-sixty individual into a mere 0.6 centimeter thin pancake in an instant, with bone fragments, flesh, and blood splattering radially, creating a large bloodstain on the ground.
Of course, Fang Mo was not caught off guard.
The moment the Deep Sea King slapped the man to death, Fang Mo immediately activated his sorcery again.
Abyssal Magic, Dark Resurrection.
So, in the next second, the man who was slapped to death by the Deep Sea King eerily reappeared on the spot, stunning the Deep Sea King himself, who looked down at the man with a look of utter astonishment on his face.
"What is this…"
Seeing that the opponent had eerily come back to life, the Deep Sea King seemed to suddenly realize something.
But before he could think too much,
A cheap and sleazy voice came from not far away.
"Wow, haven't you eaten?" Only to hear Fang Mo, not far away, leisurely fanning the flames: "Can't even kill a land dweller, and you call yourself the Deep Sea King?"
"What did you say?"
Hearing this, the Deep Sea King, his eyes full of bloodshot, grabbed the man beside him without a word and threw him towards Fang Mo.
Fang Mo simply raised his hand.
The gravitational field threw the man back like a rubber ball.
The Deep Sea King roared in anger, grabbed the man's legs and chest, and with a forceful tear, split him in two.
However, just the next second.
A black light flashed, and the man eerily came back to life again.
"Hilarious."
And Fang Mo also displayed a mocking smile: "You think you can kill? No land dweller present today will die; the only ones dying will be from your sea tribe…"
"You bastard!"
Upon hearing this, the Deep Sea King could not restrain himself and, without a second thought, grabbed the man again, biting directly into his head, mimicking a moment of Homura Akemi in one bite.
Of course, the Deep Sea King also had his own ideas.
You can resurrect, can you? I'll eat him and see how you resurrect him.
Unfortunately, abyssal magic doesn't reason like that, as long as the original body exists, it relies on the original to resurrect. If the original is gone, a new body is simply recreated. Thus, the weird and awkward man was resurrected yet again.
"Not... not right…"
After dying three times in a row, even this weird and awkward man, however dull, had realized something was amiss by now, and his body softened, directly kneeling on the ground.
"What's wrong?"
Just then, Fang Mo's devilish voice rang out again: "Not moving forward anymore?"
"..."
Hearing Fang Mo's voice, the weird and awkward man's body suddenly shook violently, and then, unable to hold it back any longer, he burst into loud wailing: "How can you do this! Is this what heroes do, you jerk!?"
"Huh?"
Fang Mo was also taken aback.
But the man didn't care about that, suddenly turning his head to shout to the other passersby: "Look, this is the demeanor of an S-rank hero! Aren't they supposed to naturally protect us!? But such a guy..."
However, before he could finish his sentence.
The Deep Sea King, already impatient, threw a punch down.
With a loud bang, the massive fist shattered his entire torso, and his head, along with a vertebra, flew out, rolling a long distance on the ground.
"I'll see how many times you can resurrect this trash..."
The Deep Sea King shook the blood from his hands, a look of disgust flashing in his eyes.
"Oh, okay."
Fang Mo, hearing this, also laughed. He had plenty of materials at hand, casually able to resurrect hundreds of times. Thus, he raised his hand and activated the magic: "Then let's just keep fighting today, see if I can grind you to death with this idiot and trash talk…"
However, when Fang Mo activated the abyssal magic this time.
A blasphemous black light flashed.
The man did not resurrect as usual; instead, a weird crimson substance appeared, and right there, a pool of weird red creatures emerged.
That thing looked like a jumble of blood and organs, covered with sharp teeth, eyeballs, and tumors, occasionally emitting a disgusting screech. It was utterly repulsive, dropping one's sanity, and emanated an aura of Cthulhu, definitely not something that should exist in this world.
"...What the fuck?"
Fang Mo, seeing this thing, was clearly taken aback.
"Hmm?"
The Deep Sea King also noticed this lump of matter, seeming a bit puzzled. He instinctively sensed the danger from this creature and subconsciously stepped back a couple of steps.
"What's going on here?"
As for the other heroes or citizens who witnessed this scene, they seemed to be stunned too. They could somewhat understand the previous situation.
Like Fang Mo deliberately punishing this annoying guy, though a bit excessive, the man indeed was quite annoying. Plus, no one dared to stop Fang Mo, so everyone didn't say much. But now, they couldn't understand the situation at all. What was this strange thing?
"Umm..."
In fact, Fang Mo himself also fell into contemplation.
"Hey, Priest bro..."
The Puri-Puri Prisoner, witnessing this scene, couldn't help but try to say something, but before he could finish, Fang Mo seemed to have an epiphany and suddenly slapped his hand.
"I got it!"
He pointed at the pile of red creatures on the ground and said, "So this guy was a monster all along! I was wondering why he kept going against everyone else!?"
"This... huh?"
The people around, hearing this, also felt a bit bewildered.
But as they turned to look at the lump of a monster, recalling his previous annoying actions, they suddenly felt it made sense.
Yes, why was it that everyone else was thanking the heroes, yet he alone was going against the grain and even mocking everyone? What else could such a person be if not a monster? Could a normal person do such things?
"So he was a monster after all."
A citizen suddenly breathed a sigh of relief: "Good, such a monster should be eliminated."
"Yes, yes."
A few girls nodded in agreement: "He had been looking at us with such disgusting eyes since earlier; no wonder he did such things."
"Priest must have already realized his true face and wanted to mock him a bit!"
From somewhere, another voice was heard, and upon hearing this, the fear in everyone's hearts seemed to dissipate, replaced by disgust towards the man's earlier behavior. They immediately began to voice their support: "Priest did well, truly worthy of an S-rank hero!"
"Yes, he even gave gold bars to the little girls just now!"
"How nice... I want some too."
"Huh?"
And upon hearing someone's remark, Fang Mo was also amused. Want gold? That's easy, he thought, and then he casually pulled out a handful of gold nuggets: "Hey, if you want it, just say so. Come on, this round is a consolation prize, everyone raise your hands, whoever catches it, it's theirs. If you didn't catch, no worries, I'll throw more next time I'm on a mission."
After saying this, Fang Mo scattered several handfuls of gold nuggets forward.
And as soon as this round of gold nuggets was scattered.
The tone of the crowd changed immediately, their eyes on Fang Mo now filled with eager anticipation.
"The Priest is truly a gentle and kind hero!"