"I…"
After hearing about the so-called "Puri-Puri Prisoner," Fang Mo was utterly stunned.
Honestly, he hadn't expected that despite being imprisoned, the Puri-Puri Prisoner was surprisingly well-informed.
However, although the Puri-Puri Prisoner was indeed well-informed, the misunderstanding here seemed too significant... How could copper and ketosis be the same thing? Moreover, Fang Mo was just talking big, unlike the Puri-Puri Prisoner who was serious about it.
"Hmm? What's wrong?"
Seeing that Fang Mo had gone silent, the Puri-Puri Prisoner took the initiative to speak up, "Don't tell me you also, like me, only prefer to pursue other boys?"
"Uh... sorry, my type is different from yours," Fang Mo explained, unable to help but facepalm.
"Different?"
The Puri-Puri Prisoner seemed very interested, "Do you like the delicate type? I actually really like delicate boys too, many of my boyfriends are of that type..."
"No, I prefer the rugged type."
Disgusted, Fang Mo almost reflexively rebutted.
What he didn't expect was.
The Puri-Puri Prisoner became even more excited upon hearing this.
"Like the rugged type?" The Puri-Puri Prisoner's eyes sparkled as he stepped forward and exclaimed, "Then do you think I'm rugged enough? Ha!"
With that, he suddenly exerted force.
His muscles bulged, instantly tearing his prison uniform and sweater.
"Ah..."
However, the next second, he suddenly cried out in grief, "It's ruined, the sweater my boyfriend knitted for me with love!"
"Shoot!"
Witnessing this, Fang Mo felt a sharp pain in his eyes and couldn't help but turn his head away, "I can't take it anymore, I need a pair of eyes that haven't seen this scene."
"What's wrong, Priest?"
The Puri-Puri Prisoner didn't notice anything amiss, and feeling a rare excitement of meeting a like-minded individual, he stepped forward, "Priest, we could exchange..."
However, before he could finish.
Suddenly, a huge figure appeared in front of him.
"…Hmm?"
The Puri-Puri Prisoner was also stunned, but the strange figure in front of him wasn't interested in talking, and without a word, threw a powerful punch.
The punch was not only fast but also strong, making the Puri-Puri Prisoner feel as if his cheek had been hit by a rocket, dislocating his jaw and causing a burst of nosebleed that instantly sprayed out, throwing him backward.
But just at the next second.
The Puri-Puri Prisoner stepped back, bracing himself against the ground with his left foot, and managed to withstand the attack.
Immediately after, he struck back with full force, landing a punch that caused a loud thud, displacing the other's jaw, with a trickle of blood flowing from the corner of his mouth.
After landing a successful punch, the Puri-Puri Prisoner didn't stop but followed with an uppercut, directly hitting the other's chest, with a dull sound of a fist hitting flesh, sending the strange figure flying, but he quickly adjusted his posture in the air and landed steadily.
"Not bad strength."
After landing smoothly, the strange figure suddenly showed a smile, "You hurt me, although just a bit."
"You hurt me too."
Suddenly struck, the Puri-Puri Prisoner's expression cooled down as he wiped the nosebleed and said, "Although just a bit."
"Hehehe, you're pretty good at boasting."
Hearing this, the strange figure showed a cruel smile, "Although you're a fine piece, you're a bit unsteady now. I'll eat you first then go kill the other heroes, let me introduce myself, I am the Sea King, the leader of all marine creatures..."
"So, you're the source of this disaster."
Realizing this, the Puri-Puri Prisoner furrowed his brows slightly, "I got too excited just now and forgot about you. Lightning Max and Stinger are the boys I like, and you've hurt them like this... I will never forgive you."
"Wow, really?"
The Puri-Puri Prisoner was confronting the Sea King, and upon hearing this, Fang Mo couldn't help but turn to look at Stinger next to him, "Buddy, he's got his sights on you."
"I..."
Stinger felt uncomfortable upon hearing this.
"Is this your weapon?"
At this moment, Fang Mo picked up a long spear from the ground, "This spear... have you also unlocked the bamboo module?"
"…Huh?"
Stinger was a bit confused, but still nodded subconsciously and said, "Indeed, this is my beloved spear, called Bamboo Shoot."
"Oh, okay then."
Fang Mo handed the spear back to Stinger and patted him on the shoulder: "When you have time, use this spear to broaden your horizons. You see, it's conical anyway, step by step, consider it as getting used to it in advance."
"I..."
Stinger almost spit out a mouthful of blood after hearing this.
He looked down at the bamboo shoot as thick as a thigh, then glanced at the Puri-Puri Prisoner not far away, and suddenly felt a tear-like illusion.
For a moment.
He almost didn't want to be a hero anymore.
Meanwhile, as Fang Mo was teasing Stinger, a conflict erupted again not far from them.
"This is my finishing move."
The Puri-Puri Prisoner said, and suddenly his muscles swelled even more, veins bulging, his body covered with muscles like steel plate armor, standing naked, and pointing at the Deep Sea King not far away: "This is my angel form, no living creature can see it and live to tell the tale..."
"Ugly fool."
The opponent responded with just that sentence.
"Is that your last words!?" The Puri-Puri Prisoner got angry upon hearing this and charged forward: "Angel Assault!"
Though it was called an assault, it was actually a relentless barrage of punches. Being an S-class hero, the power was quite astonishing; just the wind from his punches stirred up a cloud of dust, and the roaring sounds were continuous, even the ground trembled vaguely.
However, what everyone did not expect was.
When the Puri-Puri Prisoner stopped his attack, the voice of the Deep Sea King soon came from the dust.
"I'm hurt, but just a little bit."
As the dust cleared, the Deep Sea King's body reappeared, showing many dents caused by the punches, even emitting blue smoke.
But as everyone watched.
These injuries were healing at a visible rate.
"What..."
The Puri-Puri Prisoner was surprised, although he was still weakened, he gritted his teeth and raised his fist again.
But just the next second.
The Deep Sea King's fist had already hit his face.
"Your punches are too weak."
While fighting, the Deep Sea King also cruelly smiled: "So-called barrage means every punch must carry the intent to kill, just like this..."
After saying that.
He also began to counterattack.
And compared to the Puri-Puri Prisoner's previous attack, his attacks were indeed stronger, and the angles of the punches were even more cunning and vicious, leaving the Puri-Puri Prisoner no chance to retaliate, his whole body's veins burst, and he instantly turned into a blood man.
"Bad... this is bad..."
Seeing his side falling into a disadvantage, Stinger seemed a bit nervous: "This monster is tougher than I thought, at this rate we'll all be killed... Hm?"
He had just started speaking.
Stinger suddenly noticed Fang Mo beside him.
Yes, after hearing the Puri-Puri Prisoner's statement, Stinger also realized that this man dressed as a priest was the newly advanced S-class hero, Priest, and his rank seemed to be even higher than that of the Puri-Puri Prisoner, so he must be very strong, right?
Thinking this.
Stinger tentatively asked.
"Um..."
Stinger thought for a moment and said: "Do you want to go help him? He doesn't seem to be the monster's match, and aren't you an S-class hero too?"
"I don't want to go."
Fang Mo directly turned his head and said.
"Ah?"
Stinger was taken aback: "But, I mean..."
"Different metals do not weld together." Fang Mo curled his lip: "He irritated my eyes just now, getting beaten up by the Deep Sea King is light for him, if I personally beat him, I probably need a resurrection ritual to bring him back."
"But that monster is very strong, it's probably a Demon-level Disaster now?"
Stinger couldn't help saying.
"You go if you think you can." Fang Mo pointed at the spear in his hand: "Try poking the Deep Sea King's ass with your spear, maybe you'll save the Puri-Puri Prisoner."
"I..."
Stinger hesitated upon hearing this.
To be honest, the punch I took from the Deep Sea King earlier was excruciatingly painful, as if all the bones in my body were about to break. The piercing pain was utterly heart-wrenching.
Yet, when I saw the Puri-Puri Prisoner nearby, almost unconscious,
I suddenly made up my mind.
Yes, although I am quite narcissistic in nature, I am still a hero after all. No matter what, I could not stand by and watch someone die, so at that moment, I gritted my teeth and charged forward.
Because the Deep Sea King was attacking the Puri-Puri Prisoner with his back to everyone, he did not notice Stinger. Upon seeing this, Stinger immediately raised his long spear and launched his ultimate move targeting the groin of the Deep Sea King: "Take this, damned seafood, behold my super-giant spiral Stinger!"
"Huh?"
The Deep Sea King turned around upon hearing this.
Just then, Stinger's spear struck right at his vital spot.
You should know that although Stinger's spear is a bamboo shoot, it is capable of rotating, much like a drill.
"!!!"
Although the power of Stinger's strike was not significant to the Deep Sea King, it was still painful to withstand such a deadly attack on a vulnerable spot, and his face drastically changed as he flew into a rage: "Damn land-dwellers, looking to die, huh!?"
After saying this, he swung a mighty punch at Stinger.
This punch was more powerful than the previous ones, and if it hit, it would probably smash Stinger's brain out.
"It's over…"
Stinger's pupils dilated at this sight, a sense of imminent death washing over him.
But at this critical moment, a large, hairy hand suddenly grabbed the Deep Sea King's fist. Seeing a lovely boy fighting for him, the Puri-Puri Prisoner also began to fight desperately. Clenching his teeth, blood streamed from his eyes, nose, and mouth like a small creek, making him look as terrifying as a demon from hell: "What do you intend to do to this boy?"
"What?"
The Deep Sea King was also surprised: "How do you still have the strength…"
"I absolutely will not allow you to harm this boy who saved me!" Suddenly, the Puri-Puri Prisoner let out a fierce roar, bursting forth with all his strength: "I want to go on a date with him aaaaah!!!"
While shouting.
The Puri-Puri Prisoner then began furiously attacking the Deep Sea King.
In this assault, he employed the same technique previously mentioned, each punch heavy with the resolve to kill, smashing directly into the Deep Sea King's head, crushing his fins, splitting his eye sockets, indeed causing a bloody mess.
And when this round of attacks ended.
The Deep Sea King swayed and finally could not stand any longer, collapsing with a thud.
As if confirming his defeat, it began to rain. Seeing this, both relaxed, it seemed that the enemy was thoroughly vanquished.
"Stinger, thank you for saving me just now."
The Puri-Puri Prisoner wiped the blood from his face, turned to the gasping Stinger beside him, and smiled gently: "Before I go back to jail, let's go have a meal together?"
"Thank you, but I don't…"
Stinger grew nervous upon hearing this.
He glanced at the Deep Sea King on the ground, whose underpants had been torn by his beloved bamboo shoot spear, now bleeding profusely.
Seeing the sorry state of the Deep Sea King,
Stinger felt as if he was seeing his own future.
But before he could figure out how to refuse, the Deep Sea King on the ground suddenly moved.
"Hmm!?"
Stinger's pupils dilated at this sight.
And in the next second, the Deep Sea King indeed staggered to his feet.
"After coming ashore, I wasn't feeling well, but this rain has somewhat restored my condition."
As he stood up, the Deep Sea King began to speak, his muscles swelling like a sponge absorbing water: "Land dwellers, you didn't think I was..."
However, before the Deep Sea King could finish speaking,
Fang Mo suddenly threw something into the sky nearby, a small red ball flew straight into the clouds.
The power of the Volcanite Amulet was activated, and the intense force from the earth's core quickly dispersed the clouds over the city, clearing the storm and revealing a clear sky.
"Sorry, what were you saying just now?"
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Fang Mo and Eren are similar... They both stop someone's transformation... And also racist HAHAHAHAHA
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