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"F*ck, this enhancement…"
Upon seeing the description related to the meteorite enhancement, even Fang Mo could not help but exclaim in surprise.
To tell the truth.
This was not Fang Mo's first time engaging in module linkage.
Through the linkage effects of the entire Bamboo Cherry family suite, shit, and the revival of Greg Technology with Tinker' Construct, Fang Mo could roughly guess the effects after the meteorite linked with Tinker' Construct.
Like making Tinker' Construct weapons capable of summoning meteorites.
But as much as he thought about it, when Fang Mo actually saw this entry, he was still inevitably shocked.
After all, according to Fang Mo's guess.
This entry should at most just summon a single meteorite.
But the problem is that the description of this entry now reads… the volume and material of the meteorite will be affected by the tool itself, which is terrifyingly scary.
The material of the meteorite is influenced by the tool itself?
What if Fang Mo used plutonium, shattered bedrock, or even shit to make a tool?
If it involves radioactive materials, that might just be a large nuclear bomb, triggering a chain reaction the moment it hits the ground, simulating the Great Ivan 9999 combo, easily destroying several cities, and perhaps even breaking the continental shelf.
And as for materials like shattered bedrock or zerosum, due to their high mass and density, they might achieve some kind of kinetic weapon effect.
But if you say it's outrageous.
Then it definitely has to be the shit module that's the most outrageous.
After all, other materials would at most put on a show like a clash between celestial bodies, cleansing the mortal world with divine power, or perhaps summoning the wrath of an entire constellation.
But this thing…
It's literally like divine shit descending beside me.
Honestly, just thinking about the scene makes Fang Mo struggle to hold it in, especially since Tinker' Construct weapons can be enhanced to be indestructible, meaning they won't consume durability no matter how they're used.
This means he could almost infinitely throw meteorites.
Fang Mo admits that Saitama is indeed very strong, but if, really if…
If he were to carry two shit swords, using void teleportation and ender teleportation to run around the world crazily summoning shit meteorites, then what would Saitama do?
This is almost an absolutely unsolvable problem.
"Lying in a huge trough."
Thinking of this, Fang Mo himself was scared by his own thoughts: "Sun Tzu didn't deceive me, I finally understand why he always praises the defense… this thing is too strong, isn't it?"
But although the meteorite characteristic is quite perverse.
In reality, Fang Mo still has another similar characteristic in his hands.
Of course, he has also used this enhancement entry before, which is the hot spring machine enhancement within the entire Bamboo Cherry family suite.
And this so-called hot spring machine enhancement, in fact, is also a product of the linkage between the Bamboo Cherry family suite and Tinker' Construct, which seems to generate different hot spring waters based on other characteristics and enhancements.
Fang Mo once sealed the Coffee Devil and, with a casual stab, created a vast sea of coffee out of thin air.
But at that time, Fang Mo didn't delve into it deeply, just using it as an infinite water source.
So, actually thinking about it, if Fang Mo really wanted to create something like "Shit Megastar," then the hot spring sword could also achieve a similar effect.
Even more efficiently.
But the visual shock of the meteorite is just too strong. Imagine during the Ninja War, Fang Mo suddenly shouts, "You're already shit upon," and the other side incredulously looks up… tsk, that scene.
How could Uchiha Madara not dodge?
Any bit of shit star that hits him would ruin his reputation.
Yes, this is the value of the defense, physical attacks might not be strong, but the mental pollution is incredibly potent.
As the saying goes, wipe the floor with shit, Fang Mo, carrying this thing, chased the school bully who wanted to bully him from the second floor all the way to the vice principal's office. Except for a stray dog that had been hungry for three days, no one in the entire school dared to stop him.
But although summoning meteorites is indeed very cool.
The hot spring sword isn't bad either.
Fang Mo thought about it, feeling that if he had a chance to go to the Hellsing World in the future, facing the ultimate move Death River of the ancestor of vampires, Alucard.
He would just shout, "Zero Style, Shit River!" This scene seems pretty spectacular, right?
Thinking of this scene, Fang Mo also thoughtfully stroked his chin.
"It seems necessary to study this now…"
"…"
And as it turned out.
Research time always passes quickly.
When Fang Mo returned to the villa carrying a few… new weapons, that was already a few days later.
But before Fang Mo had a chance to sit down, he suddenly saw a few listless men in suits standing outside the window.
It seemed they had been standing there for a long time, yawning non-stop.
"Hmm?"
Seeing this, Fang Mo felt a bit strange.
"Master, you're back."
Just then, Ah Xue, who was dusting the living room, also noticed him, put down the mop in her hand, walked over, and greeted Fang Mo: "Are you eating dinner here today?"
"Oh, that works."
Fang Mo nodded at her words.
"What would you like to eat?" A Xue spoke: "It's already afternoon, I need to go prepare the ingredients."
"Let's have mouth-watering chicken then."
Fang Mo thought and said: "Add some spicy rabbit cubes and boiled pork slices, the rest you can just manage, I suddenly feel like eating Sichuan cuisine tonight."
"Alright, master."
Ah Xue nodded and then got up and walked toward the kitchen.
"By the way, Ah Xue." Fang Mo suddenly pointed to a few men in suits outside the window: "What's up with these guys, why are they standing outside my house?"
"Uh, I almost forgot about them…"
Hearing this, Ah Xue also suddenly realized and smiled apologetically at Fang Mo: "They said they are staff from the Hero Association, it seems they have something to discuss with you, I was going to ask what it was, but they insisted on speaking directly."
"I see."
Fang Mo nodded: "You go ahead, I'll ask what it's about."
After saying this.
Fang Mo walked directly to the front door.
The staff outside had clearly been waiting for a long time, so much so that they were even starting to nod off, but when the door suddenly opened, they were startled.
However, when they saw Fang Mo opening the door, their faces lit up.
"Damn the…"
"Scram."
But before they could even speak, Fang Mo's face immediately turned sour.
The other party seemed a bit at a loss, but fortunately, another older staff member stepped forward at this moment: "Mr. Fang Mo, we are staff from the Hero Association."
"Speak, what is it?"
Hearing that the other party no longer used that idiotic nickname, Fang Mo's attitude also softened.
"We originally tried to contact you by phone, but for some reason, we couldn't reach you," the staff member began: "We primarily have three things to discuss with you. The first is about the change in hero rankings, your current rank has been promoted from S-class number eighteen to number fourteen."
Yes, although Fang Mo was already an S-class hero.
But since he had no accomplishments, he could only rank behind the other S-class heroes... that is, the seventeenth hero, Puri-Puri Prisoner, as S-class number eighteen.
As for the Sorcerer Supreme Ancient One and the Devil Cyborg Genos, although these two guys were also promoted to S-class, their rankings were still behind Fang Mo, one being number nineteen and the other number twenty, making Fang Mo not the lowest.
However, according to the staff.
Fang Mo had directly moved up four positions.
Honestly, this was quite rare, as it's relatively easy for C-class and B-class to skip ranks, but there are so few S-class heroes that consecutive promotions really feel a bit off the charts.
Fang Mo thought about it and felt it must be the association trying to curry favor with him.
After all, those guys still have some power.
Taking people's money and using their power...
Moreover, Fang Mo was not without merit, the previous meteorite was a dragon-level disaster, and the three S-class heroes present had no way to deal with him, but it was resolved by Fang Mo, so the credit naturally all fell on his head.
"Hmm, I know."
Fang Mo nodded, to be honest, he didn't really care about the rankings.
After all, the association is not likely to let go of the S-class first place, Blast, and besides the first place, all other positions seem the same to him.
"So what are the other two things?"
Fang Mo asked promptly.
"The second thing is about changing your hero name."
The staff of the association respectfully said: "Although it's troublesome... but the senior management of the association is also aware of the misunderstanding now, so they want to ask what your new hero name is."
"New hero name, huh."
Hearing this, Fang Mo was somewhat interested.
He lowered his head and seriously pondered. Although he had previously said he would call himself the gold medal host of Ancient One's seventh anniversary, that was clearly said in anger, that name, although targeting Ancient One, still sounded a bit tacky.
Besides this name.
Fang Mo had a bunch of bizarre names in his mind, such as "Housewife's Bathhouse," "Floridian," "Remember Hope," "Guangzhou Knight," "Triangle Trade Star," but none of these seemed suitable for a hero name.
So Fang Mo thought for a long time.
It took him quite a while to settle on a name.
"Hmm... like this." Fang Mo pondered for a moment, then said to the staff in front of him: "From now on, my hero name will be 'Priest.'"
"Priest?"
The staff member was curious after hearing this: "Do you... have a faith?"
"Yes."
Fang Mo nodded, then mysteriously produced a diamond-shaped crystal from somewhere, holding it like a cross in his hand and said: "Friend, have you heard of the Original God?"
"…Ah?"
The staff member looked bewildered.
"The Original God refers to the primordial faceless god, also the ancient god of the beginning."
Fang Mo seriously misled the crowd, placing the crystal devoutly at his chest and said: "Of course, besides the spiritual concept... It also represents all the atoms in the universe, we are all made up of atoms, so we are all children of God."
"Is... is that so?"
The staff member subconsciously touched his head.
He was actually an atheist, but Fang Mo's words seemed quite reasonable at the moment.
"God loves the world."
And Fang Mo, as the king of madness in the realm, once he got into character, he started acting straight away, gently tapping the other person's chest with a loving face: "Come, receive the miracle."
As soon as he finished speaking.
Fang Mo quietly activated the power of the beacon.
Suddenly, a gentle white light shone on the staff member's body, and before he could get nervous, the gentle nether energy soaked his body.
"His... uh..."
Under the baptism of the dimension's power, this staff member felt as if he was soaking in a hot spring, his body indescribably comfortable and clear.
All fatigue was swept away at that moment.
When the white light dissipated.
This staff member even found that some typical middle-aged problems on his body had also disappeared along with it, such as rhinitis, lumbar muscle strain, cervical spondylosis... even some unmentionable pains were cured as well.
"This... what is this!?"
Feeling the long-lost vitality in his body, the staff member was shocked and widened his eyes.
"This is the power of the Original God, cool, right?"
Fang Mo smiled and suddenly flipped his hand and pulled out a thumb-sized iron nugget from his pocket: "See this iron nugget?"
"Uh..."
The staff member, still not recovered from experiencing the miracle, subconsciously nodded: "Saw... what's the problem with this piece of metal?"
"As everyone knows, all beings are born from atoms."
Fang Mo continued, raising the iron nugget in his hand high, his tone becoming serious and devout: "And the God of Atoms... Its power can even change the mass of the nucleus, modify the atomic sequence, and this is also the ultimate mystery of alchemy, a divine domain that mortals cannot touch."
"Watch carefully, this is the power of God!"
Just as Fang Mo suddenly shouted loudly, while everyone was watching the iron nugget in his palm intently.
He suddenly triggered time stop without any warning.
And in the gray-white world where everything was still, Fang Mo happily tossed the iron nugget from his hand, then took out a gold nugget and placed it in the same position in his palm.
"Time begins to flow."
The crowd didn't even notice anything, but when they came back to their senses, they saw that the iron nugget in Fang Mo's hand had really turned into a shiny golden color, sparkling with a captivating luster under the sun.
"Come, chant with me."
Fang Mo smiled, weighing the gold nugget in his hand, then casually handed it to the dumbfounded staff member: "Original God is awesome."
"Original God is awesome!"
The staff member didn't think twice and immediately shouted out.