"Next time, do it in the pot."
Hearing Fang Mo's reasoning, Nick Fury couldn't help but retort without thinking.
"No way, someone has already done that." Fang Mo spread his hands: "I am at least a good person, I can't just go and steal my teammate's unique traits, right?"
"What, someone around you likes to shit in the pot?"
Nick Fury asked in surprise.
"Yes."
Fang Mo suddenly laughed: "I taught them."
"I f**king knew it..." Nick Fury started to have a headache after hearing this: "So you just can't teach people something good, can you?"
"Okay, let's put this topic aside for now."
Fang Mo waved his hand and said: "I came here for something important, I heard that this place was invaded by aliens?"
"When did you start caring about the safety of Earth again?"
Nick Fury looked at Fang Mo curiously.
"Well, this matter is big and also small." Fang Mo spread his hands and said: "When Earth comes into contact with alien civilizations, war is inevitable... But you don't have to worry too much. Even if aliens are more advanced than humans, it doesn't matter. What if there are saintly hypocrites among the aliens? As long as there are such people, humans will have a chance to survive."
"Don't you want to think carefully about what you just said?"
Nick Fury refuted without thinking: "Even if there's some Earth Protection Association, those alien saintly hypocrites... they'll just hijack ships transporting Earth slaves, then randomly release them on a planet with a lot of carbon dioxide, and then get deeply moved by their own actions."
"Hahaha, you understand quite well."
Fang Mo also couldn't help but laugh after hearing this: "It seems you have also gained a lot of knowledge in outer space."
"What can I do?" Nick Fury said: "My original plan was to stay in outer space for just over a month and then come back, but just waiting for you to shit took more than two months."
"It's actually not too bad."
Fang Mo waved his hand and said, "The last guy who waited for me to take a dump waited for eighteen years. You should learn to be content and happy..."
"You mean I should be 'happy' about this?"
Nick Fury retorted.
"These years, everyone is promoting all that positive energy stuff, right? Anyway, forget about the rest, just be positive and optimistic, that's all." Fang Mo said cheerfully, "You should be like Joaquin Phoenix... smiling through life."
"Alright then."
Nick Fury nodded, "Since you say so, let me tell you two pieces of news."
"One good news and one bad news?"
Fang Mo asked curiously.
"Two bad news." Nick Fury looked at Fang Mo with his one eye, "Anyway, which one do you want to hear first?"
"Is there a difference?"
Fang Mo was also stunned, "Then tell me the one that's relatively less bad?"
"Tony Stark made a suit of armor behind your back." Nick Fury said calmly, ignoring Stark's awkward expression not far away, "He calls it the 'Anti-Magic Armor'."
"..." After hearing Nick Fury's statement.
Fang Mo's face showed a weird expression, and after a long pause, he couldn't help but squeeze out two words: "...That's it?"
Of course, this wasn't to say Fang Mo was arrogant or anything. It's just that the people in the movie universe were so heavily nerfed. With the technology Stark had at his disposal, if his so-called 'Anti-Magic Armor' could harm Fang Mo, that would be ridiculous.
Moreover, it should be noted that the last time Fang Mo demonstrated his power in front of everyone was probably during the Battle of New York.
At that time, his offensive means were very limited.
He only had the Manyullyn Splitting Sword and the Void Ring.
But now, Fang Mo... He had more than ten divine artifacts on him alone, not to mention the Void Ring, the Ring of Arcana, the Magma Amulet, the Tide Amulet, and his armor's defense far exceeding vibranium.
Besides that,
Fang Mo also often ate Universal Meatballs as snacks, casually throwing Essence Berries into his mouth, plus the beacon amplification in his body... Honestly, if Tony Stark's Anti-Magic Armor could really hurt him, Fang Mo might as well roll into the Minecraft world and play the poop mod, making two poop ingots to swallow.
"Ah, I thought it was something serious."
Thinking of this, Fang Mo's face once again showed an indifferent smile: "So it's just this trivial matter. Next time you don't have to tell me about such things. Even with the armor Stark developed, I can stand there and let him hit me without breaking through my defense…"
"Hey, I can't pretend I didn't hear that."
After hearing this, Stark couldn't help himself and came over from not far away: "Okay, I have to admit I didn't consider this matter thoroughly... But what's with the disdain on your face? My armor is not that bad, is it?"
"That's why I always say science is an evil path. I hate nothing more than sitting there and fiddling with machines."
Fang Mo bluntly said: "If you were a cute, beautiful girl who strayed onto the wrong path, I might forgive you, but you, a playboy, not indulging in magic but instead sitting there sleazily fiddling with machines... Think about it, how long has it been since you smiled after putting on that suit of armor? That's why I say it's an evil path, it will distort your mind sooner or later."
"What you're saying is the real nonsense."
Stark retorted: "What does my research in machinery and technology have to do with me being a playboy? Since my father's generation, we have been the top scientists in the country, and I have gone even further..."
"Don't talk to me about these useless things. You scientists just love to frown all day."
Having a rare chat with an old friend, Fang Mo was in a great mood at the moment, happily saying to Stark: "Look at me, ever since I became a magician, I smile every day. Ah, you should always smile when playing with magic…"
"That purple gemstone."
However, just as Fang Mo was feeling happy, Nick Fury suddenly spoke up: "Taneleer Tivan said it's one of the Infinity Stones. I was planning to bring it back to you, but now it's been stolen by a few aliens."
"Damn it!"
Hearing this, the smile on Fang Mo's face disappeared instantly.
"You should be like Joaquin Phoenix." Nick Fury said: "Smile in the face of life."
"No, but you..."
Clearly, Fang Mo couldn't smile anymore. He couldn't help but ask: "You managed to get your hands on something as difficult as the Power Stone, and I rushed over excitedly, only to hear it's been stolen again? Now I seriously suspect you're holding a grudge against me…"
"I really didn't see this coming."
Nick Fury said: "I thought only Taneleer Tivan knew about the Infinity Stones. Even on my way back to Earth, I didn't encounter any interception. But two days ago, a giant spaceship shaped like a doughnut suddenly landed in New York…"