"Cough cough, don't be agitated."
Fang Mo quickly waved his hand and said, "Although your father is a planet, he usually appears in avatar form. Have you ever seen an Outer God foolish enough to descend in their true form into the material realm?"
"Seems like it."
After hearing this, Star-Lord slowly calmed down and curiously said, "But that means I should be considered a demigod, right? But why don't I have any special abilities?"
"Maybe because... you haven't awakened yet?"
Fang Mo thought for a moment and said.
Actually, Star-Lord has the potential to become another celestial being.
In the original Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, Ego regards Star-Lord as a 'battery,' capable of providing the energy needed for expansion, which means Star-Lord himself is capable of generating light.
Before dying, Ego threatened Star-Lord, saying that once he died, Star-Lord would lose his celestial power, but in reality, this was all his own words. The light energy that Star-Lord used was all from Ego, so naturally, it dissipated when Ego died. However, if Ego could use Star-Lord as a battery, it means Star-Lord himself can generate light, not just control it.
But Ego never taught Star-Lord this method.
This is probably because he wanted to keep a backup plan. After all, Ego's selfishness is well known, and if he wanted to control Star-Lord, he would definitely limit his power.
Unfortunately, Ego ended up dying due to his own recklessness, and no one could teach Star-Lord how to generate light.
But that's just the original story.
Now, Fang Mo is already far along the path of modifying the story.
Fang Mo says since the story is already messed up, why not just make another celestial being, Star-Lord? Of course, this is also a matter of necessity, especially since Star-Lord's achievements in the original are so disappointing that even Fang Mo, the audience, can hardly bear to watch.
If Iron Man, Tony Stark, is considered a mortal on par with gods.
Then Star-Lord, Peter Quill, is a god on par with mortals, the man who punched out the entire Avengers 4, Marvel's best fool, the sixth man of the galaxy.
From foster father to biological father, and then to father-in-law, this guy is simply the uncrowned king of the father's worry league.
As for Ego, the material for forging swords, Fang Mo is determined to get it, so he doesn't mind revealing some of Ego's evil deeds to Star-Lord, like slaughtering his offspring, disregarding life, and implanting brain cancer in Star-Lord's mother, among other things.
Sure enough, Star-Lord was enraged the moment he heard it.
"How could he do this!!!"
Star-Lord almost roared out these words, his whole body trembling: "She loved him so much! F*ck! F*ck!!!"
Even the nearby Rocket Raccoon fell silent after hearing all this.
This was the first time Rocket had seen the other in such a state of disarray, which made him think of some unpleasant things, feeling somewhat suppressed at the moment.
"Yondu originally captured you to deliver to Ego as part of their deal," Fang Mo shrugged. "But when Yondu realized Ego's evil deeds, he didn't hand you over and instead tried to raise you. If you don't believe it, you can ask Yondu yourself."
"I'm going to kill him!"
Star-Lord's eyes reddened as he roared, "When are we going to find him?"
"Let's wait until we've had our fun with the Kree civilization," Fang Mo said. "You don't have to go looking for him deliberately. If he knows where you are, he'll probably be more anxious than you are and come over in the middle of the night to acknowledge kin."
"Why would he look for me!?"
Star-Lord roared, but then took a deep breath and calmed down a bit, "Sorry, I got a bit agitated... So, he plans to kill me like he did the other children?"
"He killed the other children because they didn't inherit his Celestial gene,"
Fang Mo explained. "But you did inherit it, so he'll try to deceive you back, first fooling you with kinship, then using you to help him realize his ambition of assimilating the universe. You'll understand when the time comes. He'll definitely start by pretending to be a loving father, then slowly indoctrinate you with his foolish ideals, ah, praise be to the loving father..."
"Of course, you don't have to be afraid of him, I've got your back."
With that, Fang Mo laughed and patted Star-Lord on the shoulder: "Your dad may be a god like me, but there's a difference in the quality. I can kill your dad with one punch, to be honest, not even Tyson can kill your dad with one punch, but I can, impressive, right?"
"I'm really not in the mood for jokes right now..."
Star-Lord sighed, looking a bit desolate: "Okay, maybe I should really thank you for being able to punch my dad to death, but for now... please let me be alone for a while, I need to calm down."
With that, Star-Lord turned and left.
After Star-Lord left, Drax quickly made an excuse and disappeared too; it's unclear whether he went to use the bathroom or to comfort Star-Lord, but he was gone in a flash.
So, only Rocket Raccoon and Fang Mo were left in the cockpit.
"Is what you told Quill the truth?"
Rocket Raccoon nonchalantly fiddled with the spaceship's controls. "Is his dad really a complete bastard?"
"I've said it, haven't I?"
Fang Mo stroked the wings of a small shadow dragon. "Sometimes the truth can drive people mad..."
"But this is just too damn crazy," Rocket Raccoon couldn't help but curse. "I thought Quill was the most normal one among us. Turns out he's a monster too. Great, now in the Team Rocket, none of us are normal, we're all monsters."
"That's not so bad, a family of monsters and all."
Fang Mo smiled, not too bothered by the situation. "By the way, we should have entered the territory of the Kree Empire by now, right? When will we reach the Kree homeworld?"
"That depends on which route you want to take."
Rocket Raccoon said, "I've found a route. The jump points are dense, significantly shortening the travel time, but it's probably a Kree-only corridor... might encounter a lot of Kree ships."
"How long will it take using this route?"
Fang Mo asked.
"If the route is clear, about three hours," Rocket Raccoon checked the coordinates. "But like I said, this route is full of..."
"Let's take this route!"
Fang Mo waved his hand without hesitation and said, "Don't worry about the channel, watch me perform a trick to clear it... Ah no, I mean, watch me demonstrate clearing the channel."
"Save that skill for Drax; he's been running to the toilet lately," replied Rocket Raccoon as he began to operate the spacecraft. "By the way, we're about to reach the jump point. I suggest you prepare."
As Rocket spoke, the Milano headed straight for a wormhole. After passing through, the previously empty space around them suddenly became busy with ships following their routes. They noticed the Milano, an oddity, and the Kree Empire's patrol ships immediately approached, with various ship-borne weapons emerging from the vessels.
"Such small fries~!" exclaimed the little Ender Dragon upon seeing the ships, flapping its wings and looking up at Fang Mo. "So many small fries, mommy, shall we fight them?"
"Cough, cough, don't use that term again," Fang Mo wiped his face. "It feels weird. Next time, just call them enemies."
After this, Fang Mo activated the Void Ring, and the Milano shook violently before a strong push felt on their backs as if becoming a streak of light, disappearing from the Kree's sight.
"Darn it, darn it, darn it!" Rocket Raccoon, glued to his seat, frantically maneuvered the spacecraft. "Stop accelerating! We're about to crash into another ship!"
What was originally a three-hour journey was shortened to fifteen minutes with Fang Mo's help. When the Milano finally stopped, Fang Mo saw before him a highly technological planet, clearly the Kree civilization's homeworld.
Various spaceships and warships constantly took off from there, traveling back and forth between the empire's various jump points.
As Fang Mo observed the planet before him, before he could utter any witty remarks, a system prompt began to sound in his mind.
[System Prompt: New module characteristic detected, research to obtain download permissions.]
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