"Ah, this..."
Seeing the mess of a dragon's nest, Fang Mo was shocked once again.
"I told you, Master, you need to be mentally prepared," Ah Xue beside him said helplessly. "It's like this now, and it won't listen to me. I'm also afraid that if a fight breaks out, others will discover it..."
"What a mess, I'm drooling."
Fang Mo looked at the Ender Dragon snoring loudly in the nest and really couldn't hold back anymore.
Where had the little darling who called him 'Dad' in his arms gone? What is this thing in front of him that's like a DND dragon?
Thinking about this, Fang Mo suddenly became furious.
So he walked up directly, and kicked the Ender Dragon's rear end.
With a loud 'boom,' the Ender Dragon's body floated briefly in the air before crashing heavily back into the nest, making a tremendous noise.
The weight of the Ender Dragon was quite substantial now.
This slight impact had immediately crushed a lot of stainless steel basins in the nest, and even many gold coins were flattened, creating a large dragon-shaped pit.
Suddenly being kicked, the Ender Dragon also woke up in a daze.
Initially, it was a bit angry and planned to unleash a dragon's breath on this intruder. But upon taking a closer look, it found that the person standing in front of it was none other than its long-missed mother.
Even though Mom seemed a bit angry right now.
But the Ender Dragon didn't notice that at all and immediately became excited.
"Mom!"
The Ender Dragon let out an excited roar, and its massive body rushed toward Fang Mo, its head as big as a car aiming directly for Fang Mo's chest, seemingly wanting to nuzzle.
However, Fang Mo was angry at the moment.
Of course, he wasn't going to let the other party act spoiled.
So he raised his hand to block, easily pushing the dragon's head to the side.
However, the Ender Dragon still hadn't come to its senses, it was still very excited, and its huge tail began to wag like an electric fan, brutally sweeping down a large swath of trees.
"Mom! Mom is back!"
The Ender Dragon let out two happy roars, and then as if remembering something, it twisted its body and burrowed back into its nest. Its front claws furiously dug through the pile of gold coins, and quickly unearthed a skeleton.
After seeing the skeleton, the Ender Dragon immediately became excited.
It opened its mouth to pick up the skeleton, carefully placing it in front of Fang Mo, and then stood a little distance away with its chest puffed out, as if seeking praise.
"You are…"
Upon seeing this, Fang Mo felt overwhelmed.
Almost instinctively, Fang Mo wanted to scold it. However, just as he was about to open his mouth, he suddenly noticed a necklace around the skeleton's neck.
It was a silver pendant that looked quite exquisite.
The pendant was inlaid with a flawless, gorgeous red gem, and there were some other gems as decorations on both sides.
"What a beautiful pendant…"
Ah Xue also commented in surprise after seeing the necklace.
However, unlike Ah Xue, Fang Mo was not pleased at all upon seeing the necklace. Instead, he couldn't help but exclaim, "Holy shit! Aether Redstone?"
"It's beautiful, this one."
The Ender Dragon, of course, had no idea what Aether Redstone was. At the moment, the young dragon was still unaware of the gravity of the situation, and was just happily wagging its tail: "I like it, but I want to give it to Mom more!"
"Damn it, that's enough…"
However, Fang Mo was not happy at all and began to massage his temples in frustration.
"Mom, don't you like it?"
Upon seeing Fang Mo's action, the Ender Dragon only then realized something was wrong. Its excitement slowly turned into confusion: "It's beautiful, why doesn't Mom like it?"
"I'm asking you, where did you find this thing?"
Fang Mo asked directly.
"Stole it," the Ender Dragon honestly replied, "from a faraway place."
"Where?!"
Fang Mo asked.
"I don't know," the Ender Dragon shook its head. "It's far, high up, and there's a lot of snow."
"Damn, really..."
Fang Mo slapped his forehead. This is hilarious. Did this stupid dragon just wipe out all those Ripple messengers?
To avoid affecting the subsequent plot, he had specifically gone back to take a dump, but he hadn't expected that the Ender Dragon would go ahead and do everything that needed to be done. If even Zeppeli was killed by dragon breath, wouldn't the story of JoJo end before it even began?
Is this the power of fate in the world of JoJo?
It's really headache-inducing.
"Mom, did I...do something wrong?"
At this point, even the Ender Dragon, who wasn't good at reading social cues, noticed that it seemed to have caused trouble. It cautiously asked, "Why?"
"You've done too many damn things wrong."
Fang Mo sighed and put his hand on his forehead. "I feel like you've been a waste of training. Maybe go back and hatch another dragon egg with the question mark pickaxe. If there's a chance in the future, I'll just send you to the DnD world and marry you off to some random dragon."
"?! "
Hearing what Fang Mo said, the Ender Dragon was also startled.
Although it didn't quite understand some of the words, it could still sense the disappointment in its mother's tone. At this moment, it became anxious: "Mom, I was wrong, please forgive me..."
"You were wrong?"
Fang Mo looked at the Ender Dragon in front of him, still somewhat reluctant to be harsh. But educating a child had to be strict. So he directly applied the policy his own mother used on him when he was a kid: "Come on, you tell me, what did you do wrong?"
Hearing this, the Ender Dragon was also stunned.
Yes.
What did I do wrong?
The Ender Dragon stealthily observed Fang Mo and then began to think. Seeing that Mom was angry about the necklace, did it mean it had given the wrong gift?
"I... gave the wrong gift."
The Ender Dragon lowered its head and softly said, "Mom doesn't like this beautiful thing. So... next time, I'll give Mom a black female human like Aunt Yoruichi, but she's not allowed to turn into a cat."
"Pfft..."
Before Fang Mo could respond, Ah Xue on the side couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"You Fc!..."
Hearing this, Fang Mo was so angry he almost snorted.
"The problem is not here!"
Fang Mo couldn't help but shout, frightening the Ender Dragon into shivering, "Look at how dirty you are, look at this place, it's like a dog's den. People who know would say it's a dragon's nest; those who don't would think a bunch of female knights were caught by goblins for a party! Is this how I taught you? Where did you learn this lack of cleanliness?"
"But..."
The Ender Dragon said grievously, "Mom, I used to live in a dog's den."
"..."
Hearing this, Fang Mo was also stunned for a moment.
As for Ah Xue next to him, she was thoroughly enjoying the drama, laughing uncontrollably.
"Oh really, learned to talk back, have you?"
Fang Mo, feeling his face couldn't take it anymore especially after Ah Xue's laugh, rolled up his sleeves and walked towards the Ender Dragon: "It seems you've really grown, liking to talk back, huh? Looks like it's time to properly educate you."
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