"Drex was here in Swelview this whole time?! I can't believe you lied to me uncle."
"Lily forget about him."
Charlotte walks in.
"Hey there."
"Hey Charlotte."
Charlotte dropped her bag by the couch and goes to the control table. Lily, still angry, goes to the autosnaker and took a bucket of ice cream and a spoon and sat down. Ray goes to his room.
"So how's your stay here?"
"It's okay. No change."
"I could show you around if you want."
"Sure."
Ding!
Henry comes out of the elevator looking sad and defeated.
"What's wrong with you?"
"Nothing."
Henry takes out clackers from his bag and starts playing. Ray comes in with a toilet brush.
"Found it. Hey kid. What's wrong with you?"
"Nothing."
"He's mad because Noelle chosed Jasper over him."
"I'm not mad. But why him?"
Charlotte shakes her head and turned back to the computer.
"You know what will cheer up a teenage pouty pants? Cleanin' the boss's bathroom"
Henry turns to Ray who leans on the couch and showed the blue toilet brush to Henry. Lily paused to look at them while Henry grabs the brush and threw. Ray removed another brush.
"Would you prefer pink?"
Henry pushed Ray aside and stood up. Ray turned to Lily who glared at him and he turned back.
"It looks like it's a video message from the Swelview police."
Charlotte said and played the video.
"Captain Man, Kid Danger. We just found a kid laying in this alley and his teeth are all gone."
Ray and Charlotte look at each other
"But uhm...my partner and I need to go. Cuz we need to take our wives to see that new show, Mama Mia? So we're gonna leave the kid with no teeth here laying in the alley"
"What... No no what?"
"Bye."
Video end.
"Oh..mama Mia! Why do the Swelview cops always dump everything on me and Henry? It's not fair"
Ray complained
"I thought you you liked it?" Lily
"But it's still not fair."
"Ah let's just go. At least we have something to do."
Henry said standing up
"I'm coming with you."
"You're going to help with a crime fight?"
"Don't push it."
Lily glared at Ray and with a snap of her finger, her clothes changed to all black ninja outfit with a hoody and a black mask. Ray and Henry popped their gum. Ray turned to Charlotte.
"Charlotte if you get bored up here, there's a toilet up in my bathroom that could really use a good scrubbing"
Charlotte blasted the brush off his hand.
"And now I don't have a pink brush. Great."
.....
"Why did we have to stop just to get you ice cream?"
Henry asked as the arrived at the alley.
"Yeah why?"
Lily asked licking the last drop of her ice cream and wore her mask back. Henry shook his head and turned to look around the alley. He saw the boy among trashcans.
"Over there."
"It could be a wild animal."
Lily said but they just ignored her and moved to the bags revealing a boy sleeping.
"Alright son wake up. Come on wake up"
"Uh uh??"
The boy was startled and started resisting.
"Hey hey hey hey. It's alright."
Seeing that it was Captain Man and Kid Danger he calmed down.
"Can you get on your feet? There you go."
Henry helped him stand.
"I am Captain Man"
"You don't need to introduce yourself."
Ray said and Henry stopped him.
"What's your name?"
"Ik Skrebaschian"
"Nemasskrin"
Henry tried to mimick him
"Son what happened to you?"
"*Inaudible*"
"Okay.."
Ray pulled Henry towards Lily
"Okay we're not gonna be able to understand this freak." Ray
"He has no teeth."
Lily said and looked around and saw two old men approaching.
"Old people."
Ray looked in the direction she talked of.
"Here, hold this."
He gave his ice cream to Henry and walked to the them.
"Let me help you."
"No it's not_here."
Lily's eyes sparkled red and Henry, out of fear, gave her the ice cream. She motioned for the kid to turn around and he did. Meanwhile,
"Hey gentlemen. I noticed you're both old, so... by any chance do either of you have false teeth?"
"Ugh..." Old Man 1
" What? What? What'd I say?"
"Thinking that all old people have false teeth is a stereotype, okay? And we don't like stereotypes."
" Oh... but... do... either of you wear false teeth?"
"Yes, we both do."
"I see. Well, on my authority as Captain Man, I need to borrow your false teeth."
"Okay."
"Thank you."
He walked back to the kid.
"Let me just..."
He pulled the kid and starts forcing the teeth in his mouth. Henry shifted feeling bad at the scene while Lily chuckled.
"Push it in well and harder."
Ray shifts shaking off the saliva on his hand.
"Let's try it again. What's your name?"
"Sebastien."
"Ah Sebastian."
"It sounded like Serenetine or Sarah_"
"Sebastien how'd you get here?"
Lily cut Henry and Ray off as they tried to make out what the boy had earlier said.
"Well I was to go on a date with this girl, she said she's going to take me to this restaurant called the basement."
"That's where Noelle said she'd take Jasper and Piper."
"We're not here for your jealous_"
"Yes Noelle! That's her name. She took me to this place filled with old people and a man wearing a mask with a finger drill."
"*Gasps* Drill finger."
"Yes I heard her call him Dr Drill Finger then he took my teeth out and dumbed me here."
*******
"Noelle why would you do this to me?"
"Because I want money and cuz I don't care about you."
"I appreciate your honesty."
"Then why did you kidnap us? Kale doesn't have any money."
"You see these old people?"
Drill finger turns to them.
"They want something that only you young people have."
"A future?"
Jasper asked
"No teeth. Young strong teeth. So they came to me and I give them. Now, hold still."
Drill finger holds Jasper with an arm around his head and starts sending his now spinning drill finger towards his mouth.
"No_ahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!"
Bang!!!
Dust from the broken door filled the air. Lily emerged from the dust and starts dusting herself. When the dust reduced Captain Man walked in
"You threw me through the door!"
Henry yelled angrily getting back on his feet.
"Well the past is the past."
Captain Man waved his hand and walked down the stairs.
"Captain Man, Kid Danger! He's trying to steal our teeth!"
"No worries citizen. Kids, release them."
"I'm pretty sure you ain't talking to me."
Lily said with crossed arms over her chest.
"Wait, is she your new sidekick?"
Piper asked looking at Lily with awe.
"No she's my niece."
"You have a niece?"
"Yeah I_"
"Hey! I thought we were gonna_"
"Right. Drill finger you're going to jail."
"Never!"
"Piper."
"Hmm?"
"Reach into my pocket and get what's inside."
"Okay."
Piper and Jasper whisper to each other. With uncertainty, Piper reaches for Jasper's pocket and removed what's inside.
"Lip balm?"
"My lips are dry. Gimme_"
Piper angrily throws it away. Meanwhile, Drill finger pulls Captain Man and starts his drill.
"Hold still."
"No no ahhh..ah."
Drill finger sends his finger to Captain Man's chest but it stopped.
"What the?"
"Well Drill finger, I hate to break it to you but I am indestructible. Now,"
Captain Man pulls his hand. Lily gives him a pair shears.
" All right, Drill Finger! Now, I'm no rabbi but..."
"No-no-no!" Drill finger yelled
Captain Man snips off his drill finger.
" D'ahhh!" Drill finger exclaimed looking at his broken drill
"Mazel tov." Captain Man
"Yaaaaah! You snipped off my drill!"
"Yeah. From now on, you're just....'Finger.' "
Kid Danger said and moved to untie Kale who immediately ran away screaming when free. Captain Man takes Drill finger away.
"Okay everyone this way."
Arrests Noelle and the others.
"Stay right there and don't move."
"Then what if I have an itch?"
"Then you just let it itch! YOU LET IT ITCH!"
Lily blinked at Kid Danger's change and watched him move to untie Piper but an old lady attacked him and all of them started attacking him. Lily sighed and untied Piper who stood aside.
Henry faught back using his super fast reflexes and trying not to hurt them. He pushes an old lady who started crying with her hands covering her face.
"I'm sorry did I hurt you?"
Henry approaches her to help.
"It's a trap you idiot."
Henry ignored Lily and still went to help the woman who kicks him in his nuts.
"Uhhhh."
"Stupid Millennial!"
She said and moved away. Henry threw her into a convoyer belt and turns it on.Using the opportunity they all carry Kid Danger and shoved him into the convoyer belt but he keeps resisting. Piper sees Noelle trying to escape.
"She's trying to escape!"
"I'm kind of busy here."
Henry said still struggling. Piper looks at Lily who just urged her to go.
"I know you want to."
Piper rushes to Noelle and jumps on her.
"Ahh. Get off me."
Lily took her phone and started video tapping.
"Hey. Do you have anything I can use to moisturize my lips?"
"Lipstick?"
Lily said and showed Jasper her red lipstick.
"Alright alright everybody stop. Get off her."
Captain Man pulled Piper away from Noelle
"She tried to escape!"
"Yeah go wait outside."
"I wanna go outside!!"
Piper stomped out. Captain Man then went to pull the old people away from Kid Danger.
"Why are you here if you won't help out?"
"Do I look like your sidekick?"
Captain Man gave up and directed the old people out.
"Hey can I borrow a lip balm my lips are dry."
"Here use mine."
"But I'll catch your germs."
"Well lucky you."
Kid Danger said and went to arrest Noelle.
"Selling kids' teeth for money. You disgust me."
Noelle pulled her hand away from Kid Danger and traced her fingers on his face flirting.
"I, really disgust you?"
"Well..."
"Hmm?"
Lily and Jasper slowly turned their heads to watch.
"Well maybe...a little.."
Noelle leaned closer. Captain Man sent his head through the joke in the door.
"Kid! Are you letting that girl trick you into kissing her?"
"Ewww barf. No no way."
Henry said pushing her away then placed her hands around his neck.
"You better not."
Captain Man retreated. Kid Danger smiled and leaned to kiss her but stopped when he heard a click sound.
"Caught that on camera."
"You know what? You're going to jail. Trying to kiss me you thief."
Kid Danger handcuffed her and took her outside. Jasper was still trying to put the lip balm on his lips.
"Go Jasper you can do this! Whoah!!!"
Lily kept cheering him on.