CHAPTER 1
JUST SOME RANDOM CRACK UP
Right now I'm thinking should I place a chapter or should I put a chapter at the top of this, I don't know the correct English to use to construct my sentence.
Good day Laaaaadiessss and Gentlemennnn. I welcome you to the opening of my humour collections. I'm thinking should I write joke or should I just go With humour. I think you should use any one of the word you like.
I'm a black man you know, I've always love to make people laugh with just a little word from me but I've never been successful. But I think with you dear that will be a big success. I say but I don't know if you accept.
Where should I begin again I'm a very black man who have never come across any one with racist character, do you know why..... it's because have never been to the airport. But I think I have been to the airport through books. Yes through books have being to the airport. Then I remembered when my school and classmate go for excursions, my family is so poor that I don't even think of asking for money for registration. I'm a very considerate kid back then and I love myself for that.
I have never been to the airport so I always think and imagine what the stress will be like there because I always see some people complaining that they are always treated badly there. So I don't know but I always think is the airport also like the bus terminal where you will fight to collect and pay for your ticket after that you will still meet people cutting lines. This makes me remember one day, I was at the bus stop standing with my ticket in my hand so there is a guy standing at my back, just a person separated us. The guy is with no ticket so he started telling me to borrow him my own very ticket after have finished using it because it's not marked. I've never been a fool so I asked him "oga watin I go use come down after I enter" meaning "my friend what will I use to get out after am in" later I later discovered that the guy is part of the bus conductors. So this makes me think of the stress people face when travelling at the airport.
But me I've no worries you know why it's simple have never think of travelling out of my home country. The only country I wish to go to is Saudi Arabia. Ilove the country because I'm a Muslim.
I don't know how many people will read this but I have a book on Webnovel that no one like to read.
I know I have a very bad English but that will improve I know that. Just sitting and thinking, I just want to make some bucks from writing.
You know I'm an AGRICULTURAL CROP student. I'm the type that have never been serious with school and you know what I've never regretted it because I've never failed any school work. Yes I do fail one but that's not my fault. The fault is with the course lecturer that guy later received a sacked letter from the heads . You know I'm so happy with that why will you fail me a year to my final year exam now I'm going back to school to carry over the course.
I did all what he asked. The practical, casework, assignment, I attended the class. I have my attendance.
So let's just say he is a very wicked man. He do deserve the sack letter. 100%
I know some of us have come across, or our kid have come across this kind of teachers or lecturers.
I think we should all pray they are disciplined also for their wickedness.
This is life.
So I think I'm going to take a dump some stuff in the toilet.
Yeah I'm back now, I think I have a stomach ache before, I think I eat something bad yesterday. You know I eat a lot, but I'm not fat I'm so slim that i have the body of hushpuppy (if I spell that correctly) I'm also tall if i do remember correctly there was a time when I'm so ashamed of my body and stature, then I want to be short so that i can wear some dope clothes. Then later I start to love basketball now I'm so happy that I'm tall but I'm so sad you know why.
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It's because I don't even know how tall I am.
Never even been to the basketball court.
I also love football. But I'm also afraid of injuries.
I remember when my bro took me to the training field to register that makes me happy.
I started thinking of earning big.
Then my mom said I don't look like a future star that makes me sad that I cried and I said I wont eat
Then i saw her serving my brothers meat and Nigeria Jollof Rice what will I do that week me so much that I stop crying and replace it with plate to take my of serving of rice.
Yeah that was when I was still a kid.
I miss that days when I will run around the street with no pant on. Running and playing in the rain that makes me happy then.
But do you know what makes me afraid.
That was when I had a very big accident that may affect my future generation.
I had a big accident playing about and I got hit by a bicycle. The man hit me at my family spot in-between my leg.
That got me shaking up till now, what will it be like not to have what to make up my beautiful family
I think I will be going now I want to have some rest. I've been working on my school project that stressed me a lot.
I want to write on some industrial crop but I'm asked to write among 2 crops which the topics goes like this.
Which provide more oil that is beneficial to us and provide more oil that is more useful to us between cashew and ground nut.
That got me thinking a lot why don't you just give me a very simple topic why put me through the stress of finding that. Everyone knows in my school that I'm not bright with research and with books. You giving my this type of research work will make me feels like I'm in hell. No yes I've been striving to make up for the lost time because I've been running about and reading some webnovel for some inspiration from my people from all about. Yeah you see I'm wise and very serious about my subject.
I don't think i will still here longer with you my dear, I think my brother will be calling me for some work now just want the simple one.
Do you know there are some work that will make you weak that you may even have bad dream.
I remember that there was a time that my mom sent me on an errand and there is no transport fare, that's not a issue. But on my way I met my class teacher, she sent me to help her fetch some water, that's not a problem. Then her kid started bringing out bucket for me to fetch I thought I will just help her with only one or two, but I'm surprised I will have to fetch up to 10 bucket.
On getting back home, at night on my bed I later dreamt of fetching up to 15 bucket on the next day. That got me not to pass through that road again.
No not that I'm lazy but why will you stress a 15 year old boy to work like that.
Let me just give you a little poem from me before going back and dropping my pen.
POEM
This got me thinking what is my name.... but I think I just remember but I forgot the first letter.
There are lots of foods looking at me on the table but there is a particular one that seems afraid of me.
I think I will go with that... but on a later not I notice this particular one is hiding the first letter of my name beneath it.
I took my name from beneath it then taste the food then I found out it's bad and sour.
Then when I prepared to go for the remaining meal looking at me i found they have been taken.
This got me and makes me sad.
If you know the meaning of this this will makes me happy.
So I think I'm going we will meet next time if Allah will.
This is my first books all what I write here pertain with me so all things I write here of anyone got you bad I apologise. My bad
If you also feel you can beat me then come to Nigeria I think you will be waiting my friend we are friends.
So bye for now.
I don't know if we will me again but I pray we will later in the years.
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