While still having Tachibana-chan on his lap and his hand on her head stopped mid-air in a petting motion, Ainz froze because of the voice of his most yandere Subordinate.
"Albedo, I can explain." Ainz stuttered and actually really couldn't explain.
"Ainz-sama, this is the second time I see you with another female, this is unacceptable." Albedo said in a tone which made Ainz feel immense dread.
"Consider her our daughter!" Ainz blurted out under pressure, while thinking about why he said what he said.
LogicalParadox: Incest is Wincest!!!
"D-Daughter?", Albedo stammered, while blushing furiously.
'Ainz-sama and I have a daughter!!!!!!!!!'
'I have to brag about this to Shalltear!!!!!!'
Not knowing what Albedo thought, Ainz was simply confused by the myriad emotions displayed on Albedos face.
"Tachibana-chan, come to Mommy." Albedo almost whispered with a predatory look.
"You are not my Mommy, Master Ainz is my only family!", while the little girl said this playfully Ainz could swear he felt a enormous amount of killing intent.
Tachibana herself just seated herself back onto Ainz' lap and said.
"Pet me pwease~"
The Sky turned dark and it started thundering, the area around the village started to rumble and a aura of blood lust, stained with the souls of hundreds ouf thousands reveberated.
"First you steal my Lords Love, then you don't accept my familial love and now you even search for Affection, while acting cutesy dutesy with my Lord.
I. Will. Kill. You."
"A-Albedo calm down, she's just a child, OUR child!" Ainz said trying to defuse the bomb called Albedo.
"Ainz-sama, the same trick won't work twice, I won't calm down until she accepts me as her Mother or simply dies." Albedo stated her Condition.
"Tachibana-chan, would you accept her as your Mommy if I was your Daddy?" Ainz tried to act in the same cutesy dutesy art, the child acted before.
"Only under one Condition." Tachibana answered.
"TELL ME PLEASE!" Ainz who was like a drowning person seeing a life ring, stared into Tachibana's eyes with his eyes shining of hope.
"Give me Candy, much Candy, everyday!" Tachibana said in a tone as if she asked for the whole planet.
"YES, OF COURSE, EVERY TYPE OF CANDY YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE, I WILL PERSONALLY CREATE THEM FOR YOU!!!!!" Ainz never before was so happy in his life.
"Hug your Mommy now, Tachibana-chan." Ainz said trying to remedy the relationship between her and Albedo.
"Will you give me candy if i hug her now?" she asked.
Ainz didn't answer, just pointed at the sky and let it rain.
Coffee Jelly, Lollipops, Sour Tongues, Jaw Breakers and many more just fell from the sky.
Tachibana started running intl Albedo with full force and almost knocked the unprepared Succubus over.
Albedo being as intelligent as she is, caught some candies falling from the air and started peeling them, so she could feed them to her 'daughter'.
If Ainz had a Favorability System, he may have seen the crazy Love Meter of Tachibana for Albedo skyrocketing with every candy peeled and shoved in her mouth.
Author Scribbles: Favorability System, good idea for a new world, 'In Solo Leveling/ Overgeared with a Favorability System'
'Bomb defused. Fuck I almost shat my pants here.'
[Host, while you were having your Family Charade, you have gotten many System messages from the armies you've sent out before]
"Open the backlog of Messages."
[Ding! Squad 1 destroyed 'Level 27 Lizardman City']
[Ding! Squad 2-9 regrouped and started a process of making 'Level 99 Human Kingdom' surrender through a show of force]
[Ding! Intimidation failed! Squad 2-9 started bombing 'Level 99 Human Kingdom' with Artillery]
[Ding! 314.267 Humans died in first wave of Artillery]
[Ding! Level of 'Level 99 Human Kingdom dropped by three]
[Ding! Starting second round of making 'Level 96 Human Kingdom surrender]
[Congratulations! Conquered Territory 'Level 96 Human Kingdom']
[Ding! Gained Title 'If force doesn't work, force some more!'
Description:
Make a Territory surrender after a display of force right after having such a display not effective.
Reward:
Troops gained a more imposing Aura.
Wherever troops go, Enemies will have it easier to surrender once shown sufficient force, when shown force equal to Enemy, Enemy will still rather surrender than fight to the death.]
[Ding! Drone Aerial Squads 1-4 have spotted hostile Aerial Forces, Hostile Forces deemed as 'Slightly dangerous', starting intimidation process, intimidation failed, starting destruction of Hostile Forces, Destruction complete]
[Ding! Naval Forces Squads 1-3 spotted friendly creatures which resemble the mermaids of human myths, friendly creatures surrendered and pledged Eternal Loyalty]
[Ding! Transporting wounded People of 'Level 96 Human Kingdom' to home Territory, wounded People are astounded by the technological gap and now feel that their resistance was stupid, any ill will from before was detected as not there anymore]
"People will challenge people and compare to people near their own Level but will worship someone who is so far beyond, that there is no hope to catch up" wisely said by Ainz Ooal Gown.
[Ding! Helicopter Squads 1-5 found 'Level 34 Harpy Den']
[Ding! Harpies surrendered by themselves.]
[Ding! 'Level 34 Harpy Den' is now part of your Territory]
"Interesting things happened while I was having a existential crisis" Ainz said.
[Ding! 'Task Force 141' infiltrated "Level 999 Kingdom of Goddess of Luck']
"HOLY SHIT, NOW YOU HAVE DONE IT, FUCK!" Ainz was terrified as Luck is the only thing he couldn't deal with, as it wasn't something tangible.
Meanwhile Captain Price was sweating Bullets.
"Captain, we infiltrated the City Walls, we could open the gates when our Army is marching here." Soap said fearlessly.
"Cyka bljad, you idiot Soap, haven't you heard whose Territory we infiltrated?!" Yuri said to Soap a litttttttleeee bit irritiated.
"Isn't it just some Goddess? I can snipe her down, just as I have done with many other including Kamarov." Soap said.
"You fucking idiot, nahui, goddamn, you even died in that Original Script through normal Mortals, even though you were strengthened by magic now, you still won't be able to snipe a Goddess, much less a FUCKING GODDESS OF LUCK!" Yuri screamed at top of his lungs.
"Boys, quiet down, we have Visitors." Captain Price said.
"Hello Friends from afar, I am the Goddess of Luck, Fortuna."
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Love y'all thats it for today, I am dead tired today. <3