I must give you my greatest apology.
I never meant it to go this far. When I started these shenanigans, I imagined nothing of such a serious matter.
I didn't mean to harm your dignity, respect, or honor. But, now that's it's gone this far, I can only do one thing;
apologize.
So, from the bottom of my intellect, family, pride, and dogs, I give you my strongest and hardiest apology.
I hope you could forgive me one day.