"Honestly Silver, What have you been doing all this time? Surely you should have hit the cap on at least one of your stats by now. Sparky over there is approaching her third. He's a big dummy. Isn't he, little cutie?"
The last few sentences weren't directed at him, but at Omelette, who she had scooped up the moment she laid eyes on him. She had turned one of her hands into a very comfortable waterbed, while the other gently stroked his feathers all the way down his back. The traitorous little beast let out rumbling purrs of delight as he got the attention his magnificence deserved, not even bothering to defend his master when he was insulted.
Seth sighed and gave her an incredulous look as she stole his pet from him, he had already told her the story of how he had lost his arm, gained the little traitor and got a secondary mutation after his extended nap.
"You know damn well why, and do you really need to steal my pet from me too? Is nothing sacred?"