"Nii-san, guess what? I graduated before you did!"
I smiled smugly while eating Nii-san's delicious food.
"...Be prepared."
And all I received was his reminder.
Sigh. This stress taking dumbo. Look, I know that Uchiha clan is going to be wiped out sooner or later, either by Itachi, Danzo or Obito, or a combination of them. And we both know that nii-san can defeat Obito with zero difficulty, even if keeps spamming his Kamui. Afterall, in front of nii-san's EMS, and all the sealing abilities, a one eyed bastard with Kamui looks like a child. So I don't know why he is taking so much stress even though it doesn't show on his face.
And as of leaving the village, it's purely because of two reasons. First is that he is being overworked and not given enough rewards, and second is to marry Hikari-chan. Afterall, there is no way Uchiha and Hyuga will let their bloodline mixing. It wouldn't be surprising if old croonies of Hyuga clan activate the slave seal.
And well, for me, it is getting something that most of the fanfic protagonists get if they are Uchiha. Rinnegan. And if possible, I would like my sister-in-law to get Tenseigan. Nii-san doesn't need them, because he has a much better cheat than Rinnegan and Tenseigan combined, even though he is not a reincarnator.
Sigh.
"Anyway, do you know who will be my Jonin-sensei? And teammates?"
"Well, though it was a secret, I did put Hokage into genjutsu to find out-"
"You did WHAT!?"
"...Why are you freaking out? I have been putting 'suggestions' into his mind for almost 5 years. What's the big deal in that?"
"Y-you! 5 years!? Why!?"
"Getting research materials for you because of your ambitions, annoy Danzo, getting information for the best place to set up our new home, etc. etc."
"And what if you got caught!?"
"...Impersonate Danzo?"
"You can do that!?"
"Of course. That's basic."
"You never told me!"
"You never asked."
"..."
And my brother just dropped the bomb that he can impersonate someone so well that even Hiruzen will not be able to tell the difference. What is he? Zetsu?
"No."
"Don't read my mind!"
"Hn."
Grrrrr. Why didn't I get a cheat like him!? I am his sister!
".... Anyway, who will be my Jonin-sensei?"
"You will be in Kakashi's first batch."
Oh. That means bothersome bell test, with bothersome kids, bothersome enough that they tried to kill each other before getting a bell. And if I fail because of their stupidity...
"Can't I get someone else..." I muttered.
"Yes, you can. Shikaku, Hizashi, -"
"Shikaku."
"I will 'convince' the Hokage."
"Thanks. Do you know that you are the best nii-san?"
"Hn."
Wow, look at his smug smile. I wonder if he felt the same smugness when he put Hiruzen in his Genjutsu? Or taking those photos with Orochimaru?
I am lucky that I got him as my brother. Looking at this way, isn't he my living cheat?
"Yes I am."
"Ugggh! Stop reading my mind!"
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Sorry guys, was busy with Uni exams. You can expect stable updates from now on.