I woke up.
Oooh my head is kind of heavy.
What the hell was I even doing...
Ah, I remember!
I was catching up to the latest machine translation of a Korean academy novel.
It wasn't a bad read.
The MC transmigrated into a novel and was minding his own business when suddenly an entitled bitch accuses him of stalking when a suspicious recorder is placed on his desk. That placed a smear on his record and now he can't silently attend the Magic Tower.
Now it seems like he's gonna take all the hidden stuff and is gonna make her academic life a living hell. Best part is that it isn't a damn fucking harem and he's a legendary dual wielder (gunsmith/blacksmith). Talk about unique when there's a crap load of mediocre "I Became Academy's XX" type of novels. [1]
Well enough of promoting other's decent novels.
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I get up and lean on my chair.
Wait, chair?
I could have sworn I was reading the book on my bed.
And these damn eyes!
Why won't they open when I've been rubbing them for 15 seconds!
Well I finally manage to open them and see the classroom...
Huh?
Wait, classroom?
Why do these unexpected things keep on popping up?
Haah...
It seems I am in some kind of classroom.
No, I did not smoke some weird shit and end up here.
And it seems like this type of classroom is unfamiliar for where I live. Yet when i see these red, blond, green, blue and black heads in front of me trying to read something from the books they're holding, the cultured individual in me feels very familiar with it.
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This...
I have a hunch but I need to confirm it with more information.
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I look to my right.
It seems there's a creature there with messy, fuzzy blond hair. [2]
Its wearing a navy blue blazer and navy blue pants.
Underneath the blazer there's a white shirt and also a black an red striped piece of cloth.
Yeah that's a neck tie there.
Oh it seems to have noticed my gaze.
It silently turned its head and looked towards me.
A nasty grin slowly formed on its face.
I had a hunch something was about to happen.
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The creature slowly turned to its other side and whispered to another creature that was on its right.
The other creature was very similar to this blond one except it had messy red hair and wasn't wearing a blazer.
It also had spectacles on and looked like study might truly be it's forte. [3]
If I had to describe it in one word, I would say 'intellectual'.
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The red-haired creature was re-hydrating.
However it still turned its eye towards the blond one.
I slowly leaned back so that I could capture whatever happened next.
The blond-haired creature curled the fingers on its left hand and attached its thumb to its index finger forming a circle. It then plunged it's right hand's index finger in and out of the circle.
The red-haired creature reacted as intended.
It started spraying water right into the atmosphere.
Obviously with me being a grown up these petty tricks won't aff-LIKE HELL THEY WON'T!
These evil creatures are definitely male high school students.
I haven't been awake for even 30 seconds and here are 2 fuckers trying to drag me with them as they face a social death.
I immediately closed my nose and covered my mouth.
If I let this laughter out, I will be pronounced socially dead along Red and Blond.
Meanwhile the whole class turned its attention to back-right corner of the class and became witness to the splendid rainbow Red and Blond concocted.
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I bent down on my desk and closed my eyes and tried to recall some advanced calculus.
I shouldn't see it.
I know I want to see the chaos Red caused.
I'm sure the boy sitting in front of Red also had collateral damage from the rain.
But I still shut down my hearing and sight.
I can't be caught now when I barely have any information about who even I am and I haven't even got my Transmigration Starter Pack (Memories + Japanese Language Support).
However others weren't as lucky as I am. Some smart-witted fools quickly caught on and giggled a little while others who couldn't control it blew the full trumpet whereas the majority, especially the other creatures, were still in the dark.
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The chaos finally calmed down a few minutes later.
Phew!
Sometimes its the simple things that matter. We played pranks at the higher level but it seems like the basics are still the basics and anyone can be easily be caught out in an ambush attack such as unexpected rainbows.
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The teacher look at Red, who was glaring at Blond.
"Yamada, Ikeda, meet me in the office after this class"
The teacher sternly ordered them.
The teacher also tried to probe me but I calmed down fast enough to leave no evidence.
It seems she instantly saw through it but let me go for not causing any chaos.
I might be the spiritual senior in pranks to these two but it seems like the teacher might be my spiritual senior here.
Oh Red seems to be Yamada and Blond seems to be Ikeda.
Yamada tried to make a case here but the teacher glared at him and instantly shut him up.
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Hence, we proceeded with our silent reading.
But my radar was picking up a weird signal to my left.
Unable to resist the urge, I looked to my left and what I saw left me shocked.
There was this adorable creature sitting on its chair. It had short pink hair and was wearing a blazer on a shirt along with the neck tie. [4]
However instead of pants it was wearing a navy blue skirts which extend right between its hip and knees.
Based on that the skirt should reach over to her knees properly, and thankfully confirming that this isn't some weird erotic story.
Yeah I did have some momentary disappointment, but it is relieving that this isn't some weird story.
I do not want to be witness to some school-level NTR, nor do I wish to be caught in some weird futanari type of novel.
The mere thought of being witness to these events could scar me for life and the though of these things occurring in my school would leave me no choice but to home-school myself.
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Feeling my gaze it turned its head toward me and brought me out of my weird thoughts.
No fucking way!
What was it with this damn cute face!
I might have been hallucinating there but I could swear I saw an angel's halo on the top of her head.
This may as well confirm it.
I am more than 90% sure I have transmigrated into a novel or manga of some kind.
As for the source material, maybe I know it or maybe I don't.
I'll need to investigate that.
But fuck all of that stuff for now and let's talk about this creature!
This is definitely the high school girl I was looking for!
Wait... that sounds weird.
Please believe me, I did not whatsoever mean that in an unhealthy or immoral way.
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Either way, I know she has pink hair and looks as friendly as the damn Sun but my own personal intuition is warning me not to.
Fuck, I'll either die socially, in case she's a simple and pure angel protected by the collective, or die physically, in case this is a weird type of shounen or superpower story and she has bodyguards, or she has some weird fan club protecting her, or she's a devious bitch like all those evil pinkies in Korean novels.
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Or maybe, just maybe I haven't fully synchronized with this body and the senses we share aren't aligned. Yeah this might just be it considering the few faces I saw were on average better looking than the average faces in my original world.
Either way I reluctantly shake my head to indicate there's nothing before I stare for too long and trigger an event.
Damn, I'm barely stopping my face from contorting and becoming sloppy.
Over my dead body will I lose it here!
I've spent 23 years of my entire previous life not being a simp and I sure as hell won't start simping 10 minutes into my new life!
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We both turn back to our books and continue with the reading.
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[1] https://novelpia.com/novel/138610
[2] Ikeda Reference Image - https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/blackclover/images/1/1c/Luck_swimsuit.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20200729153936
[3] Yamada Reference Image but with red hair - https://i.pinimg.com/736x/45/7f/99/457f991b78bf8e562311814847003903.jpg
[4] Pinky Reference Image - https://thicc.mywaifulist.moe/waifus/153/17d9255925a467523ce06471c490529c7288f955c85dd6a2c940a4d579c5d671_thumb.jpg