That Danm elder dragon didn't even have the decency to tell me where I am well that'll have to wait for now I'm extremely tired maybe a little nap won't hurt.
24 hours later
KRAW! Five more minutes
KRAW!!
Ok I'm up I'm up nhng *Grr
Now I'm hungry why am I so hungry so fast I lick my parched lips and I'm thirsty so I guess it's time to explore ok where's the exit to this cave? I stumble around the cave for a while till I see some light. Oooo what's this murgh these are some thick vines. Sunlight finally oh how I have missed thee. ok, enough sarcasm onto the task, food!
KRAWW!
Oh goddammit SHUT UP!* ROAARR
Flap flap flap
Oh, it was a bird, not any bird a friggin cockatoo what the hell!? No no no no this isn't where I think I am 'looks around' CRAB CLAW! Dun! LEMURS! Dun! SCARED AS FUCK LEOPARDS! Du ok I'll stop with the dramatics.
Ahhhhhhhh! *Raaaaaaargraaa!
I'm in the fucking Amazon, No half of this shit is unexplored and not to mention 'shivers' the cannibals. I'm done I'm so done WHYY ME!!! Couldn't I have just been a baby a human baby dang it! No! Never mind not a baby maybe a child per sey as to not go through the labors of potty training. Hugh
Ok, back to the topic of food the leopards look kinda tasty. Ok uh, how do I do this FIREBALL!!! Huh nothing? Ok go with what you've got butcher-claws, hehe huhu hahaha I'm friggin Wolverine! I'm coming for ya my tasties batta batta swing 'slice' oh shit this is uh gruesome, but he be dead or she I don't care I'm hungry! nom nom time.
* crunch munch crack
Mmm this is good it tastes like venison but more uh how do I explain it muscley but good none the less welp imma find some people now don't wanna live in the boonies forever now do we?
Meanwhile elsewhere in the rainforest
* Aaarr
???: Jason dear did you hear that!?
Jason: yeah Amanda sweetie I did if we find the beast that made that noise we'd probably have discovered a new species of animal!
Amanda: oh Jason I'm so excited we've been studying the creatures in the Amazon for so long it be nice to be able to discover something new all of our own.