As the alarm goes off, I wake up every morning smiling in the mirror today is the Day Bitch it's time to get laid.. For some reason I'm always late even if I set my alarm, 30 mins goes by as I'm walking out my door with my coffee in my hand, phone in my pocket and pussy smelling like bath and body works. As I gotten into my car, the phone rings and it's Brandon, what's up baby how you doing, Brandon responded what's up hot pussy today is the day, me not knowing what he was talking about I totally forgot, so I ask what is today, Brandon said today is the day you get laid duhhhh. So I started laughing and proceeded to back out my drive way and head to work.
Brandon was my gay best friends he'll he even had a key to my house. As I pull up to work a fine ass caramel brother walked by my car, He was looking so good the brother had me licking my lips. So I hurry up and rushed out my car walking up to the door all fast, he was walking behind me he grabbed the door and said I got it, I turn around and said why thank you handsome, he leaned in and said HI IM Jaylen. My legs began to shake, my click began to vibrate, this man was smelling
so dam good I just knew he was married. You can tell Jaylen didn't play about this appearance, he had a nice low cut with the bee hives waves the brother had it going on.
I leaned in and said Hi I'm SCORPIO. He laughed and said dam you look nice, I knew then I was going to be playing all in them boxers. I made sure I was looking good as hell, I had my blond frontal that was 30 inches on, my lips popping with extra gloss, my tittes sitting up high, and my mini skirt on and we can't forget my high heels on, baby you couldn't tell me nothing, if they had a fashion show I would have won cause I was born a star. As I walked into work I noticed Jaylen was following me so I turned around and said hey you following me, he smile and said no you following me. As I walked up to the desk I seen my home girl RAJAH.
Of course we started gossiping about who was getting the big promotion all I could think about was all the money I was going to be making, and how I was going to use the money to start my own restaurant. So I grab the clip bored to see who all sign in. I seen myself, Rajah, Eric, Kevin, David, Lisa and BIG MOUTH ASS Katrina. I couldn't stand Katrina so of course i scratched out Katrina ,David, Lisa all the people I didn't like. So as I walked to my desk Rajah walked up and said Bitch did you see our new boss, I'm like nope soon when I turn around their Jaylen was walking up with his cologne all extra loud as if he sprayed some more on.
He grab the clip board and smile and said I see your number 1. I'm like hell yeah so let's start with our one in one, he smile and said ok so we began to walk to his office so I high five Rajah she like you got this boo. We enter the office and he was playing Coca Coca & Jones so I'm like this my song, I began to sing the lyrics and he was looking at me and smiling and then I stop for a minute I forgot all about the dam interview he like Okok I see you can sing, I'm like yeah I'm good at everything I do. He said ok well let's see how good you is with this interview he began to proceed asking questions and at the end he asked me why did I scratched out the other candidates name, so I knew I had to come up with something good, I told Jaylen that I was rewriting the list over and I smile.
He started laughing like you to cute to be a hater, don't cut off your blessings because you acting jealous. Right then and their I knew I fucked up. So I smile and walked out all fast so I ran up to Rajah like bitch he seen me. He come to the door and turn his music up loud and smile at me at this point I'm fucking embarrassed. I was so upset with myself cause I just knew I didn't have a change anymore with the position so I said fuck it. I went to my desk and completed my work and was heading to my car. I noticed Rajah was in a meeting with Jaylen along with the other hoes I didn't like, so I wave and kept going.
I got to my car and took some deep breaths and this pointe I'm mad why is they in a meeting and I'm not. On my way home I called Brandon and explain everything that was going on and about my day and I noticed I began to start crying so I pull over and Brandon told me to keep calm he about to pull up at my house with some food and liquor so I began to laugh. I just knew I had a change to change a lot of stuff but my foolishness may have costed me my big promotion. So I arrived home Brandon was already in the house cooking my favorite meal hamburger helper with extra meat and cheese, and my favorite liquor Jenny.
So we laughed and talked so I invited Rajah over cause I really wanted to know what the meeting was about. And of course when I invited her over their was no answer. I'm like Bitch so me and Jaylen said our good bye's at this point I was tired and drunk, so I hug him and put him out then I went to run my bath water and I get a text saying so you left without saying goodbye, I'm like who the fuck is this, they replied Mr. smell good. So I went to grab my liquor and go into my extra bubbly tub and their was a picture he sent but before I could look at it, IT WAS GONE!!