In a pitch black void there's a man sitting in a chair watching a screen
"The time is almost here, the beginning of the multiverses greatest adventure the hero's journey is about to begin and it will be magnific-"
A 20 year old man is running and slips on a banana peel and bashes his head off a nearby wall
"OH GOD JACKSON" Another boy runs towards him and slips on the same banana peel bashing his head off the same wall
The man in the chair proceeds to stare in bewilderment at the screen "Are you fucking kidding me?"
A bright light proceeds to appear behind the man
"Okay maybe that was just a fluke maybe they'll be better in person"
The light fades away and the two young adults from the screen are standing there in a daze
J: "Ugh, what happened?"
Q: "Where the hell are we"
God: "You're dead I'm god let's get the paperwork started"
Q&J: "Wait what?"
God: "Shut up"
Q: "But I jus-"
God: "Nope shut it"
Q: "Can we just-"
God: "SHUT IT WE AREN'T TALKING ABOUT IT"
Q: "Fine jeez" leans over to Jackson "Bit temperamental this one"
God: "Here's the deal the multiverse is fucked up and someone needs to fix it. Unfortunately for you I called not it so now tweedle dee and tweedle dumbass have to fix it and that happens to be you morons. So basic reincarnation or transmigration rules. I give you a wish and send you to a world that has deviated off its original timeline. It's your job to either complete the timeline or fix it to its previous state. Got it?"
J: "Deviations? What do you mean by that?"
God: "Basically each universe has fixed points in time that need to happen for the stability of the universe to, well, stay stable. The universes that I'm sending you to have gone off course and are fucked beyond belief. If you can't fix them, they start a chain reaction with all other universes connected to the main universe and when the main universe crumbles, the rest follow shortly which means a hell of a lot of problems"
Q: "And if we don't want to do that?"
God: "Eternal damnation, endless suffering, the multiverse collapsing in on itself and the lives of everyone in the multiverse at risk"
J: "Okay Quinn you decide first, I'm still thinking."
God and Quinn look at Jackson in disgust.
Q: "Dude really?"
J: "Shhhh I'm trying to think."
Q: "….Right obviously we're in"
God: "GREAT! You didn't really have a choice but I'm glad that you agree anyways!"
J: "Wait-"
God: "So you each have one wish each. What do you want? 3 simple rules: You can't wish for anything too overpowered, you can't wish for more wishes, and NO HAREMS! LISTEN TO ME CHILDREN, NO FUCKING HAREMS!"
Q: "Jesus Christ no one wants a harem calm down"
Jackson quietly mouths "fuck" to himself.
Q: "For my wish, a system would be nice. Preferably a gacha system with an assimilation feature"
God: "Bordering two wishes but I suppose I could grant that"
J: "Can I-"
God: "I know what you're thinking and don't even fucking say it. Think of something else."
J: "Alright… Can I be a dragon then?"
God Rubs his forehead.
G: "Fine but there needs to be some sort of catch."
J: "How about a time limit, or a delay when I turn into a dragon?"
God: "Fucking sure I guess that works. TIME FOR THE WHEEEEL!!!"
A giant golden glowing wheel appears. The wheel is filled with names of countless universes. Jackson jumps at the sudden appearance and falls on his back.
Q: "That's big wheel"
God: "COME ONE COME ALL! IT'S YOUR FAVORITE REINCARNATION EVENT! THE TIME YOU HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR! SPIN THE WHEEL AND WIN YOUR WORLD! STEP UP CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE"
Jackson gets up and pushes Quinn forward.
J: "You first."
Q: "What do you mean "you first?" It's both of us asshole we're going to the same world"
God: "I SAID STEP UP CONTESTANT NUMBER ONE DON'T KEEP THE WHEEL WAITING"
Quinn scowls at Jackson and walks up to the wheel and spins it
God: "OH MAN I LOVE THIS PART! IT'S SPINNING!!"
J: 'This guy really likes wheels'
God whispers in Jackson's ear. "Yes I do"
The wheel slows down on My Hero Academia.
Q: "NO NO NO NO"
Jackson runs over in panic and spins the wheel faster.
God: "Hey you can't- OOOO NEVERMIND IT'S SPINNING MORE GO WHEEL WOO!"
The wheel slows down and stops on The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
Q: "The game?"
J: "I've been waiting for this day my entire life."
God looks at the wheel and sharply inhales.
God: "Wow that sucks for you two."
Q: "What is that supposed to mean?"
Jackson grabs Quinn's shoulders.
J: "I've got this. Look at me. Quinn. Look at me. I've got this."
Q: "Stop touching me"
God: "Alright unfortunately wheel time is over and now it's time for the worse and more disappointing character creation..yayyy"
God said disinterested and…sad?
Two bright blue holographic screens show up in front of the young adults
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[RACES]
Argonian
Khajiit
Breton
Nord
Redguard
Imperial
Orc
Dark Elf
High Elf
Wood Elf
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[Name]
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Q: "What do these races mean?"
J: "Races? I don't see that."
God: "You chose to be a dragon, remember?"
Quinn takes a careful look at all the races and what the benefits are. He came to a choice between two.
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[Khajiit]
{Khajiit are one of the beast races which inhabit the continent of Tamriel, primarily their home province of Elsweyr. The Khajiit have feline appearance and a sly accent common to Cathay, however their type is not specified. Along with the Argonians, they are referred to as the beast-races of Skyrim. Because of this, Khajiit have a negative public image. They are known for their natural agility and stealth.}
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[High Elf]
{Known as "Altmer" in their homeland of Summerset Isle, the High Elves are the most gifted in the arcane arts of all the races. They can call upon their Highborn power to regenerate Magicka quickly.}
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Q: "If I choose a non-human looking race, can you make me look human?"
God: "Considering you will be going to other worlds, yes I will make you look human."
Quinn made his decision and clicked [Khajiit]. He entered his name as [Quinn Sylas] and started customizing what he would look like in this new world.
Jackson put in his name and started customizing his appearance as well.
Once they both were done customizing, God clapped his hands.
God: "Great now that that's done!"
Screens appeared in front of the duo again.
[System Downloaded]
God: "Remember if you die, it'll be the end of everything that's ever existed and everything that will exist!…No pressure!"
A hole opens up and the duo falls through it.
The two men land in a grassy field facing a large city built into a hill.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!" Quinn yelled.
"Why was he so obsessed with wheels?" Jackson questioned, rubbing his head.
"Right? I was gonna ask him but I felt like he would go into a century-long talk about why the wheel was the best thing in the multiverse."
The two bright blue screens pop up in front of The Otherworlders.
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[1] Message received from [WheelyBigFan]
[Hey boys, your favorite multiversal God here. I'm sending you this to give you some info. You can see your stats by saying 'Status.' I also threw in a little starter pack for you so you don't get brutally killed off the start. In your systems you can also find a chat feature so you can contact each other at a distance. Do me a favor and try not to die!]
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"Status" The Otherworlders said in unison.
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[Name: Quinn Sylas]
[Race: Khajiit]
[Age: 20]
Titles: [Otherworlder] [Novice]
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Passive Skills:
[Night eye]
Active Skills:
[Claws] [Spark]
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[World Gacha]
[Chat]
[Voice chat]
[Quests]
Assimilations in progress:
[None]
Completed Assimilations:
[None]
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[Inventory]
[700 gold] [Iron Sword]
[1x Health Potion] [1x Gacha Ticket ] [1x Assimilate character card]
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[Name: Jackson Lancaster]
[Race: Dovah]
Titles: [Otherworlder] [Novice]
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Passive Skills:
[Dragon Blood]
Active Skills:
[Flames] [Disarm]-[1 of 3]
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[Chat]
[Voice chat]
[Quests]
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[Inventory]
[700 gold] [Iron Sword] [Health Potion]
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Jackson takes the sword out of his inventory and gives it a few swings. Quinn flicks his claws out and his eyes turn to cat eyes. "Badass," he says. The sword flies out of Jackson's hands and into the grass. "Oops." "Alright big guy, let's maybe put the sword away for the time being. I see a town ahead of us. Let's head there."
The Otherworlders began their journey forward to the town of Whiterun.
A/N: God really likes wheels and that will never change