CRAZY FRIENDS
Jack and his friends were sitting at the VIP lounge in the club, drinking while looking at the stripper performing at the pole. They were all gathered for their usual weekend meeting, Jack was busy pressing his phone, while Alan and George were discussing business.
The low-lighted club was filled to the brim, with people from all walks of life present there. Half-naked women and men go around serving drinks to customers, while the DJ plays an upbeat song.
Nodding his head to the music, George was leisurely sipping on the drink in his hand when he remembered something, "You still haven't told me about the blind date, was the girl not okay for a job?" He spoke to Jack.
Jack shrugged his shoulders, "The date was boring and awkward, although it was not the actual girl from the app, it was her friend."
"Her friend?" Alan gave Jack a questioning look.
He dropped his phone on the glass table before him, "Yes! Her friend, her name is Lily. She told me her friend was sick and couldn't make it." Jack explained, pouring more drink into his glass.
Alan wondered what sort of woman makes her friend replace her on a blind date, she is a frivolous person, he concluded as if he was any better.
Ben, being the most unserious among his friends, made light of the situation, "Maybe the new lady killed her friend so that she could have a go at you," Ben joked. He winked at Jack and laughed heartily, showing his white set of teeth.
Jack scoffed, "Lily! No, she is a boring type of woman, I couldn't hold a conversation with her, I thought I was talking to a rock."
"You know all these from one date, women can be crazy at times; look at Dianne, at first she didn't allow you touch her, now she allows you use her at whim," Alan reasoned cynically.
Jack smirked at Alan's words, "But I like it," Jack said suddenly.
Alan's mouth fell in astonishment.
Ben widened his eyes in surprise, "You like that she is boring and hard to talk to," he voiced out, wondering how a sane person will ever like someone as boring as Lily.
"She is the best person for the job, imagine this," he gestures with his hands. "Let say we are already in the fake relationship and she likes me, she will become clingy and you know I hate clingy ladies. It will be hard to get her off my back but with Lily being Lily, it will be simple; after the expiration of the contract, I pay her off. There will be no emotional nonsense between us," Jack said feeling proud of himself.
After Jack explained his reason, Alan was impressed, "Well that make sense, I must say," Alan commented.
"I am sure that guy is in heaven right now," George pointed at a guy who was receiving a blowjob from his girl.
The guy saw George pointing at him and became pissed, frowning at the group.
"Stop pointing at people especially when they are doing that," Alan pointed at the guy again.
The guy who was enjoying the blowjob before became self-conscious, he adjusted himself so he won't be facing them.
Seeing the action,Jack said "you made that poor guy lose his erection, you guys should stop being childish.
"It's childish but it is quite fun," George said laughing at the guy.
The poor guy turned his head and saw them laughing, he felt ashamed. He pulled the girl from his shaft, zipping up his pants and stomped away in anger.