From elementary school to university, Bai Xiaofei has been deceived many times. It is a history full of blood and tears. Now that he is doing the same thing, he will not worry about the remaining seven heads not falling into the trap. At this moment, Bai Xiaofei is not a person, but the souls of teachers who have been proud of tormenting students for thousands of years!
However, those 7 heads showed no response.
Strange, did you not hear the question clearly?
Bai Xiaofei repeated the question again, but the seven heads were still indifferent.
Bai Xiaofei was surprised when he suddenly slapped his forehead. He was really confused. These were all elementary school students. "The Master's Guide" was not taught until high school. How could the students answer their own questions that they had not learned before? - Well, still You have to find difficult problems within the scope of knowledge that primary school students can understand.
Okay, think about it, which subject is more difficult for primary school students? Well, girls are good at liberal arts, and boys are better at physiological subjects. By the way, let's choose English. Although everyone in Yanhuang is learning English, various English cram schools are all over the streets, and the prices are ridiculously expensive. A farmer who comes to Australia to shear sheep can get a high salary and act as a so-called language expert. However, many people cannot learn English well, or Learn dumb English. That's right, an English topic.
Well... Bai Xiaofei pondered for a moment. At this critical moment, he suddenly blushed. It turned out that his English was also mute, and he barely passed the school exam every time. The CET-6 exam was only passed by paid gunmen. Sorry, I really can't think of any English questions.
Forget it, let's change the subject to mathematics. However, today's children have been tested in the Mathematical Olympiad for a long time. Ordinary mathematics questions cannot stump them. The scope must be within the four arithmetic operations. Difficult, difficult, difficult! By the way, isn't the question that Uncle Benshan asked in the Spring Festival Gala "Selling Abduction" a math question? It's not so much a math question as a logic trap, perfect for embarrassing these children who only know how to bury their heads in reading!
Bai Xiaofei said quickly: "There are 7 monkeys on the tree, 1 monkey under the tree, and 1 monkey is killed. How many monkeys are left?"
"7."
"Wrong! All the monkeys are still there, because dead monkeys are also monkeys."
"Ah", a boy's head hit the wall, making a big pit in the wall, and the green in his eyes disappeared.
"I know, there are 8 monkeys left!"
"No, when the gunshot was fired, all the living monkeys ran away, so there was only one dead monkey left."
"Oh my god, why am I so stupid!" The green light in the eyes of another boy's head disappeared.
There is also a girl's head dancing in the air: "I know, my answer must be right. One monkey was killed and 7 monkeys escaped. Counting the dead monkeys, there are 8 monkeys in total. Not counting the dead monkeys, there are still There are 7 live monkeys. Right? Right?"
Bai Xiaofei snorted coldly: "Wrong, wrong, you are so stupid. I clearly said there is 1 monkey riding on the tree and 1 monkey under the tree. There are only 2 monkeys in total. Where did 7 and 8 come from? ?You don't review the questions carefully and misinterpret the answers. Such a learning attitude is doomed to failure!"
"I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid. Every time I do a question, I just rush for time, but I don't review the question carefully. I was criticized by the teacher again! I'm done, I will be scolded by my mother, I will not be rated as a five-star little expert, and I will not be a class cadre. Dad must be very disappointed in me..." The girl's head hit the ground, and finally she collapsed on the ground, motionless.
Thanks to Uncle Benshan for helping me eliminate 3 heads in one fell swoop!
Bai Xiaofei was very proud. What kind of math question was this? In fact, he relied entirely on his own right to interpret the question and misinterpreted the answer arbitrarily. If you really said you were right, you were right, and if you were wrong, you were right. If you said you were wrong, you were wrong. Right and wrong. This is the hegemony of education. Under such authoritarian and cramming education, our children have lost their creativity and can only memorize by rote. They are further and further away from the ultimate educational goal of becoming a person with independent thought and will. Far.
Uncle Ben Shan's "Selling Abductees" is well-known to everyone, but Bai Xiaofei is not worried that the eight-headed long-necked corpse brother in front of him will find his tricks. The reason is very simple. Uncle Ben Shan's "Selling Abductees" in the CCTV Spring Festival Gala was more than 10 years ago , the children of Sunshine Primary School were not yet born at that time, so how did they know the allusion of "a monkey riding on a tree"? What's more, nowadays, from home to school, everyone wishes their children to study 24 hours a day, so as not to lose at the starting line. Internet access is strictly prohibited, and Bai Xiaofei is not afraid of children watching this video from the Internet.
Bai Xiaofei turned his attention to the remaining 4 heads, and prepared to deal with them with fallacies such as "the monkey on the tree is a female monkey, and there is a baby monkey in its belly".
Unexpectedly, the four heads sneered at Bai Xiaofei and said, "It's useless, you use Internet jokes to punish us, you can only fool the little stupid boy who is studying."
"That's right, even though we are young, we have been Internet users for many years. We know everything we should know and everything we shouldn't know."
"To embarrass us with such a pediatric topic is really looking down on us."
"That's right, adults always think they know more than us, and lie to us children. I hate such adults the most."
"Let's kill him."
"No, we didn't receive an order. The order only requires us to guard the corridor and not let anyone pass."
"But I really hate him, let's kill him."
The more Bai Xiaofei listened, the worse it became. It seemed that the remaining 4 heads had been surfing the Internet a lot before, and learned a lot of messy things from the Internet. These children are well-behaved and honest children in front of teachers and parents. , but when they turned around, they showed another face. The more things the adults forbid, the more willing they were to break through.
The four heads became more and more angry as they talked, and gradually reached a consensus to kill the bad man in front of them. Even if they did not receive the order, they decided to act alone. The thick legs were slowly lifted up, and the heavy footsteps shook the floor. Trembling, and the palms that were originally inserted into the wall also retracted, and the broken sand was brought down with a clatter——
Bai Xiaofei gritted his teeth, no, if he really got into a fight with these eight long-necked corpses, when would he be able to save Xiaohui? Hearing the sound from the loudspeaker in the broadcasting room suddenly disappear, it seemed to be a bad omen for Xiaohui, I don't have time to grind anymore.
He glanced at the remaining 4 heads, 3 of which were girls and 1 was a boy. With an idea, he suddenly shouted: "Ask me, what is the relationship between Li Bai and Du Fu!"
4 heads blurted out: "Good friend!" "Good friend!"
The one who said good friends was the only male head, but the three female heads all said "good gay friends" without exception.