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Chapter 3 - Electric shock to the body of a headless woman (1)

Bai Xiaofei is observing the eyeball, also observing Bai Xiaofei and everything in this room.

The meat tentacles swayed from side to side, looking at Bai Xiaofei and the room, and even the glove box in the corner would stare for a long time.

Bai Xiaofei nervously calculated that the meat tentacles and eyeballs look relatively weak, what if they suddenly pinch their eyeballs?

Female zombies can't see themselves, so they can't attack, right?

No, since a female zombie can easily produce an eyeball, she can also grow more eyeballs.

And their own rash attack, will only break the female zombie's "brain" state, she is no longer brainless, hurt will instinctively fight back …...

The indecisive Bai Xiaofei was suddenly stunned, because he saw the female zombie eyeball, in addition to observing himself, more is staring at the glove box.

The glove box, which Bai Xiaofei used to put his clothes, was covered with a hair dryer.

The most commonly used small household appliance for women, the hair dryer.

Speaking of the hair dryer, it is really difficult for Bai Xiaofei to say, according to reason, a man does not need a hairdryer, but the problem is that the apartment rented by Bai Xiaofei is so small that there is no place to dry the clothes after washing. even if large clothes and pants can dry in the shade, they are always trendy.

H City is located in the south, Rain Water, especially in the rainy season, continuous rain can drive people crazy, and at the same time, has been wearing the tide of Bai Xiaofei, hip itching will also go crazy.

So Bai Xiaofei gave full play to the style of a 2B youth and bought a 60 yuan cheap hair dryer to dry.

Now, the eyeballs of the female zombie growing on the top of the meat tentacles have been staring at the electric hair dryer.

Bai Xiaofei had a flash of inspiration-that's right!

Female zombies love this hair dryer!

This is entirely out of female instinct!

Women are born to love beauty, can sit upright in front of the dresser for hours, brush their eyebrows and lips, and then comb their hair, among which the hair dryer is one of the most commonly used artifacts of their compatriots. if a man thinks that a hair dryer is only used to dry his hair after a bath, he is definitely kicked on the forehead by a donkey.

The hair dryer can play countless tricks in the hands of women, and even has the function of perming hair temporarily.

Before the mutation, Bai Xiaofei's female neighbor was also an extremely smug woman. Bai Xiaofei once saw her receive a package from Taobao containing a hair dryer.

When the female neighbor unpacked and inspected the goods, Bai Xiaofei looked at the corners of her mouth, because the hair dryer unexpectedly had five detachable blowing nozzles of different shapes, which were divided into comb-shaped nozzles, hair nozzles, diffusion nozzles, and functions such as negative ions, fine water ions, constant temperature, hot and cold air.

This is not a hair dryer, the whole is a high-tech killer.

A weapon specially used to murder the precious time of men waiting for their girlfriends!

It seems that the deep-rooted instinct for beauty as a woman is still affecting the mutated female zombies.

Perhaps this is the only human consciousness she has left.

This is my only chance!

Bai Xiaofei slowly turned sideways, stretched his arms and probed into the electric drier on the glove box.

The female zombie immediately had a reaction, the flesh tentacles suddenly turned over, the pupils in the eyeball were wide open, staring at Bai Xiaofei, and the sharp teeth mutated into ribs also opened slightly.

Bai Xiaofei was well prepared and tried to control his panicked tone. "you like the hair dryer, don't you?"

It's all right. I'll show you how to use it.

You must have forgotten how to use this hair dryer?

This is a good thing, can blow out a warm wind, blowing on the body, can be comfortable.

Don't be nervous. I'll show you. "

Bai Xiaofei's tone was full of flattery, like a boyfriend who waited in front of the dresser and watched his girlfriend change a tube of lipstick and asked her when she could go to the movie Transformers.

Don't say, although the female zombie doesn't have any ear-like organs, she seems to understand what Bai Xiaofei means, and the mouth on her chest slowly closes.

Bai Xiaofei's sweaty hand finally reached the handle of the hair dryer, and he raised the hair dryer with the slightest movement, aiming at the female zombie-female zombie eyeball.

His fingers buzzed, and with the start of the small fan motor, the hot air heated by the electric wire squirted out of the hair dryer and blew right on the eyeball at the top of the meat tentacle.

If a normal and ordinary woman had her eyes blown like this by the hair dryer, she would have fanned one ear to Bai Xiaofei's face, but the "brain-damaged" female zombie had completely abnormal physiological structure, and the hot wind blew on her eyeballs and seemed to enjoy it very much.

The meat tentacles even moved a little closer to the tuyere, and the pupils in the eyeballs narrowed into a seam, and the meat tentacles were still shaking.

It's like a woman humming and shaking her head while blowing the wind.

Bai Xiaofei softened and sat down on the ground-damn it, the adventure succeeded!

For a while, you can't die.

Bai Xiaofei sat on the ground, with his back against the toilet door, holding a hair dryer in his hand. The female zombie squatted less than one meter away from Bai Xiaofei, obediently like a puppy, with the eyeballs at the top of its fleshy tentacles freehand. Enjoying the hot air blown by the hair dryer, it makes a strange "chichi" sound from time to time, showing a sense of enjoyment.

Bai Xiaofei has been "serving" the female zombie like this for almost half an hour. Although his life has been extended by half an hour, Bai Xiaofei is not happy at all, because during this half hour, he has not thought of anything at all. effective means of escape.

He tried it. As soon as he released the button and the hair dryer stopped, the female zombie would open its big mouth and cut two rows of sharp teeth threateningly, forcing him to restart the machine.

Do you want to be this female zombie's personal hairdresser for the rest of your life? Bai Xiaofei was about to cry, wishing that the hair dryer in his hand was an ion gun, and blasted the female zombie with her damn cute-looking eyeballs. Dregs!

Oh, what should I do? What should I do? When will this end?

Bai Xiaofei was upset for a while. His current mood had recovered from the panic he had just seen when he saw the female zombie. He had personally confirmed that the female zombie could also be hurt - he cut it off with just a knife. her head!

But the lethality of this type of zombie is not in the head, but there must be other ways to kill this female zombie. After all, the opponent is not made of steel and iron. No matter how mutated, it is still a carbon-based creature. Even Transformers are like this A silicon-based creature can be blasted to pieces by human weapons, so this female zombie will definitely be killed!

But it's easier said than done. Now Bai Xiaofei only has a hair dryer in his hand, and he doesn't even have any sharp tools. How can he kill this female zombie?

Bai Xiaofei frowned and was feeling worried. Suddenly he heard the hair dryer in his hand making a gurgling sound. He was startled, and then he smelled the smell of burnt plastic.

Not good! Due to long-term use of the hair dryer, the internal heating wire has overheated, and the plastic parts are melting. The built-in fan is the first to be affected, and the motor is about to burn out!

Bai Xiaofei hastily turned off the hair dryer.

However, the female zombie was not happy, she opened her mouth again, threateningly grinding her sharp teeth at Bai Xiaofei.

Bai Xiaofei quickly explained: "The hair dryer will break if you keep blowing it on, let it rest for a while—rest, do you understand, just sleep..."

The female zombie didn't care about Bai Xiaofei's justification at all, instead she opened her mouth wider and made a sound like "hungry" from her chest.

Bai Xiaofei quickly turned on the hair dryer to appease the angry female zombie. He knew that he could not hold on much longer. The heating wire would soon burn out the built-in fan. Once the fan stopped, the heat of the heating wire would rise sharply and burn the plastic casing. When the time comes, I will either be eaten by a female zombie, or be electrocuted to death by a burned out hair dryer...

Bai Xiaofei was stunned——almost jumped up and slapped himself hard, you pig, how did you forget about electricity! Electrocute the female zombie!