The screen that popped up in front of me was completely empty except for one thing.
It was just a box that had an envelope right in the center that also had a red one on it, just like some kind of notification.
I couldn't help staring at this screen with a confused look and I didn't know what I was supposed to do.
But I found that with a single thought, I was able to open the envelope.
When the envelope opened, there was a letter that appeared in front of me.
"Dear Lin Fan, or should I say Zwein, I hope that you are having a good time in your new life. I am the God of your previous world, the world called Earth. You were one of the unluckiest people to exist on my planet, so I couldn't help taking pity on you and granting you this divine grace. After all, you are the only person that I've known to die from masturbating themselves to death."
When I reached this part, my chin couldn't help dropping down and I had to read that part a few more times.
"Masturbating myself to death?" I couldn't help repeating in a stunned voice.
"What does that mean?!" I suddenly shouted.
I couldn't help reading the next part after this, which for some reason had a deliberate spacing put there as if there was a dramatic pause.
"Masturbated yourself to death, that's probably what you're wondering, right? It's very simple actually. You had a very special disease that drained your vitality whenever you came. As long as you didn't masturbate or have sex, then you would have been perfectly fine. This is a disease that even the doctors wouldn't have noticed because it wasn't fatal until you ran out of vitality. So that was why you masturbated yourself to death."
My face couldn't help being filled with three black lines when I read this…
But that wasn't the worst part of it all…
"As for sex…well there was no chance for a cherry boy like you (lol)."
This god!
This god really liked to hit where it hurt the most!
But then again, I can't say that I was a cherry boy anymore after what happened last night…
Still, being made fun of like this…it was hard not to get angry!
After calming down, I kept reading the letter, but I was surprised by the next line.
"Now, now, isn't it because of me that you were able to have your first time? Shouldn't you be thanking me?"
I couldn't help looking around myself when I read this.
Could it be that god was still watching me?
But then again, this should be a letter that was written beforehand and it didn't seem to change while I was reading it.
As expected of a god, they could even predict my reaction…
"Anyway, I've transported you to a world that I created myself based on the game that you were playing before you died. This world will give you what you desire, so I hope that you will enjoy your life from now on."
I couldn't help feeling a bit emotional after reading this.
Even if this god was a bit playful, they were the one that gave me a second chance, so I should be grateful for this.
So I said to no one in particular, "Thank you."
"To help you in this new life, I have provided you with a system to help you make your way in this world. It will activate once you finish reading this letter."
I was filled with excitement after reading this.
I knew it, there had to be a system!
After all, this was a transmigration into another world, so there should be a system given to me!
"Good luck in your new life and I hope you enjoy yourself."
Once again, I couldn't help saying, "Thank you."
After I finished reading the letter, it disappeared by itself before the screen in front of me changed into the interface of a system.
However, when I saw it, I couldn't help being surprised by how simple it was.
There were only three buttons that were there, each one with a different word on them.
There was one for "Inventory", one for "Shop, and one for "Quests".
The first one that I opened was naturally the "quest" tab since I wanted to see if there was anything that I could do. However, I was disappointed when I opened it since there was nothing there.
Then I opened up the "inventory" tab and as expected, there was nothing there either.
But when I opened the "shop" tab, I was surprised to find that…it was also empty!
What was going on here?
Had I been scammed?
I couldn't help asking, "System, are you there?"
There was a mechanical female voice that sounded like the AI assistant of a certain brand of phone in my past life that rang out, "Host, how can I help you?"
"Why isn't there anything in any of these tabs?"
"Host, the system will unlock new features depending on the host. When the host meets the conditions to unlock new features, these new features will be released."
"..."
That was my only response to this…
It seemed like this system was just as fickle as the god that made it…but still, it was a system, so I didn't think that it would be that bad.
After thinking about it, I couldn't help asking, "System, what kind of system are you?"
"Host, this system is the Sex Toy System."
I couldn't help being stunned when I heard this.
It took me a while to come back to my senses as I slowly asked, "I'm sorry…I seemed to have misheard. What kind of system did you say you were?"
"Host, this system is the Sex Toy System."
"..."
I had the same response as I didn't know how to react to this.
Finally, I couldn't help asking, "What can you do?"
The system was silent for a minute this time before suddenly saying, "Congratulations to the host on losing their virginity. You will now receive a special reward."
"Huh?" I couldn't help being taken aback by this sudden notification, but since it was something free, it wasn't as if I was against it.
So I opened my inventory to see what it was, but my expression couldn't help twisting when I saw this.
"This is…"