"Hey, you wake up!" Said a booming voice as I shot up from where I was lying, I frantically searched for who spoke when I caught movement from the corner of my eyes. My body froze, my mind couldn't comprehend just what I was looking at. It was a black silhouette of a person, or at least I think it was as their form kept changing.
"Good, now that you're awake we can finally get down to business." Spoke the entity as I suddenly found myself sitting at a large wooden table when just a moment ago we were standing in front of each other. On the other side sat an entity it brought out a folder and began reading through it.
After calming down and talking in my situation I realized that I was in the presence of a Rob. Taking another deep breath I steeled myself for what's to come, as the Rob placed the folder down.
"Alright I'm gonna be straight with you, I need your help with a very important task. " Said Rob with an exasperated sigh as to being sagged in his chair.
"Um... I don't want to sound rude or anything but, how am I supposed to be of any help to you." I spoke feeling shocked, confused, and a bit honored.
"Ah... right, let me begin at the start of this mess. You see two of my subordinates decided that, instead of working and doing their jobs, they would rather fuck like rabbits in the heavily restricted storage area." Said Rob in an annoyed voice as they massaged their forehead.
"Because of their rough movements several cases of cosmic rods toppled over and shattered releasing the energy into the multiverse. I wouldn't even be that upset with them fucking if they only decided to do it anywhere else!!" Ranted the Rob as they rapidly shifted between forms with their rising anger.
I sat there frozen stiff as the full weight of Rob's power crashed upon me knocking me off my chair and sending me to the floor. I felt suffocated under this pressure like my chest was being caved in, when pressure was lifted just as fast as it appeared. Gasping for breath I lay there for a bit processing just what the hell happened.
"Sorry about that kid I got a bit carried away, do you need a minute?" Asked Rob in a concerned voice.
"Yeah... I'm good" I said as I shakily got up off the ground and back into the chair. After calming down again I began to ask Rob a few important questions.
"I assume that you want me to go out and gather all of the energy that was lost or something right?" I said as I was pretty sure I knew where this meeting was heading. Without having any facial expressions or a visible mouth, I could tell Rob was grinning at me.
"Got it in one kid, you see those rods were created by me. I made them so that I could store and expand my reserve of cosmic energy. I wouldn't usually ask a mortal to do this but, all of my other employees are gone, left for the holidays, and won't be back for a few months."
'Hmm... damn sounds like Rob is going through it. But this does sound awesome, I mean come on this is my only chance to go on an adventure!'
I thought to myself as a wave of sadness coursed through me. I didn't have many close friends that I'd miss or anything and my parents -who were devout Christians- distanced themselves from me after I came out as bisexual to them a few years ago. Shaking those negative thoughts away I focused on the Rob again and spoke with determination and excitement.
"Alright I'll do it, I'll retrieve your cosmic energy or whatever it is. But before that, I have a question, will I get some kind of special powers or weapons or something? Just so I won't die in the first ten seconds of being there." I asked hoping that I could have a wish granted or something.
"Hmm.. I don't see why not, however, you will only get one wish as I'm currently low on energy to grant anything too powerful. However, I can give you ten pulls on my old multiversal gacha machine." As Rob said this appeared out of thin air and in the center of the table was what looked like a gumball machine.
"I rarely use it nowadays but I keep it around for sentimentality, anyways here are some gacha tokens." Said Rob as they slid over the ten gold tokens. Grabbing them I inserted the tokens into the machine one by one. Taking a deep breath I slowly released it through my nose as I got ready to pull the lever.
'Lady Luck please don't fail me now!' I thought as I slammed the lever down and waited, after a few seconds out came the gacha balls all the same size as golf balls. Grabbing and opening one, I was met with a holographic screen with an image of a bulky motorcycle.
Quickly skimming through its description below, I immediately knew that this came from the Storm Hawks universe. An old cartoon that I haven't thought about in years, but I do remember that this was the main form of transportation. With excited movements, I quickly reached out and opened the rest, and what I saw was amazing.
Here's the rest of what I got.
Skimmer (storm hawks)
Osmosian race (Ben 10)
Crystal sword (Darksiders)
Gilgamesh (Devil May Cry)
Overture (cyberpunk)
Kyber Crystal (Star Wars)
Warehouse Storage (pocket dimension)
Suit of Armor (mithril)
Femboy companion token (Give suggestions)
Jack Sparrow's Compass (pirates of the Caribbean)
"Huh, not a bad haul you got there especially the warehouse, anyways before I forget and send you on your journey what is your wish?"
"Oh um.. can you make me an Alpha Werewolf, but can you make it so I can change back and forth at will?" I asked blushing a bit. As I was thinking about my wish as my dick throbbed with arousal, I plan to create a harem of furry femboys and women. "Also can you make it so that when I turn others they'll be able to choose what were-beast they become?"
After a few minutes of silent thinking, Rob granted my wish. With all that done and settled, I suddenly get sleepy as it's nearly impossible to keep my eyes open.
Then I'm flung backward and away from the table and across the infinite multiverse. Little did I know, I would meet some of my greatest heroes, fight against the most cruel of evils, and find love in the most unlikely of places. All the while satisfying my cravings for big booty femboy bitches!