Bilbo was walking across the street, playing his favorite game, My Heroes Dungeon Raid. The game was about clearing dungeons and building your character to do tons of damage! And Bilbo just so happened to be the best fire warrior in the game (with the power of his infinite funds). He was enjoying the game, checking his build before his guild's night raid (best guild ever, vice) and just as he's ready to start the night raid. WHAM!! He gets hit by a bus named Tito-Kun (who is responsible for 90% of Isekais). "BILBO! START THE NIGHT RAID". "Where am I?" Bilbo says as he opens his eyes. He remembers how he just got hit by a truck just as he was about to start the night raid. He sees a huge door in front of him. He thinks "Is this heaven?". "BILBO! WE'RE LIKE 20 SECONDS LATE, START THE NIGHT RAID!". "Huh?" He looks over and sees one of his guild members, baak, yelling at him "GO GO GO!". He realizes he's in the world of My Hero Dungeon Raid and pushes the door open. He gets blinded by the light and sees the boss, Dr. Penguin. "Oh shit, that's a water boss and I'm a fire warrior, this is gonna be a tough fight". Bilbo barely dodges Dr. Penguin's water blast and runs around dodging Dr. Penguin's hits and chipping away at it's health for the longest 30 seconds of his life. Then, he feels a powerful aura and looks to the door. "Sorry I'm late guys" says Magnus, the strongest member in Bilbo's guild. Magnus uses his ultimate attack, bounce, and instantly kills Dr. Penguin. Bilbo is very surprised, he knew Magnus was strong but he didn't know he was THIS strong. Aileron, the guild leader, walks up to Magnus and says "Good job, but since you were late, Vice is in 2nd place behind Stellar again". Magnus responds "Sorry, I was fixing up my build before the raid and was a bit late". "It's okay" Aileron says, "Just don't be late next time". "Well, I'll be off now since we killed the boss" says Magnus, leaving. Bilbo tries to approach Magnus but he runs off before he can approach him. Then, Nok, the punching bag of Vice (me), walks through the door. "Sorry I couldn't make it, I was just testing out my super strong 350 million dps on the town dummy". Nok then gets knocked into orbit by Rczg's water blast. Bilbo and the guild then go back to the guild hall to celebrate. Everyone is having a good time until their rival guild, Stellar, walks in. "Hah you guys came in 2nd again" says the leader of Stellar. "You guys will always be in 2nd pl-". BAM!! Nok comes flying from space and bonks the leader of Stellar. "Hah my amazing 350mil dps knocked him out cold" says Nok. The Stellar members start to get hostile and try to attack Nok, but then… the evil god, Solomon, walks in. The members of Stellar flee. "All those Stellar members are just cowards" says Aileron. Nok attacks Solomon, "Woah, woah woah, I'm not here to fight with weaklings like you, I'm here to fight with the strong aura I felt in here" says Solomon, whilst destroying Nok's dagger. "You, you, you just broke my Mistveiled Hydra, WAAAHHHHHH!!!!" Nok starts crying. "Oh, shut up" says Solomon, punching Nok and knocking him out. "I'm here for you" Solomon says, pointing towards Bilbo's direction. "Oh of course, everyone always wants to battle me since I'm so powerful" says UDNT, while Solomon is walking towards him. "Not you" says Solomon, walking pass him. "You" Solomon says to Bilbo as UDNT dies from embarrassment and Aileron has to use a Res Token on him. Solomon teleports Bilbo to his pocket dimension. "Where did you take me?" asks Bilbo, looking around. "This is my pocket dimension" says Solomon "I took you here to fight me". "Wha-" Bilbo tries to speak, but Solomon attacks him. Bilbo barely blocks his attack and gets pushed back. "You're pretty strong, being able to block my attack like that" says Solomon. "Don't underestimate the top fire warrior" says Bilbo, going into his flare form (Fiery Windmill skill). "This form boost my damage four fold". He charges at Solomon and tries to slash him. Solomon catches his sword and laughs. "Even if your new form increases your damage four fold, 0 x 4 is still 0" Solomon says as he punches Bilbo in the stomach and sends him flying. "Was I mistaken when I felt the powerful aura? Was it just a fluke that you blocked my attack? You're really not as strong as I would expect" says Solomon. "I'm not as weak as you think, I was just holding back to see your actual strength" Bilbo says, getting back up from the ground. "I'll go all out this time", Bilbo charges in with his full strength. Solomon barely dodges the slash "Hah, so I wasn't mistaken, you're pretty powerful". Solomon tries to punch Bilbo but he dodges it and uses his heavenly strike, knocking Solomon a few meters back. Before Solomon gets a chance to react, Bilbo then follows up with his flame dance and Solomon barely dodges them and gets sliced once on the cheek. "Heh, I didn't think you'd be powerful to actually wound me" says Solomon, "But this is still easy work, you stand no chance against my phantom blade (name I'm giving to the thing Solomon does in the hunting grounds). Solomon disappears "Where'd he go?" Bilbo thinks. Bilbo then dodges a sword that cuts him a bit on his face. A lot of swords start flying towards Bilbo which he barely dodges. "Where are these swords coming from?" Bilbo yells. "This is my phantom blade, I disappear then start summoning swords to attack you" Solomon replies as he reappears. "I guess I underestimated your dodging skills, you barely got cut" Solomon says "Oh wait, where'd he go?". Solomon looks up and sees Bilbo flying down ready to hit Solomon with his heavenly strike. "Oh shit" Solomon says before being knocked into the ground with Bilbo's heavenly strike. "You fucked up today" Solomon says angrily whilst transforming "You'll stand no chance against me now". Solomon hits Bilbo one time with a basic punch and sends him flying. "You never stood a chance, Bilbo" says Solomon, going back into base form. Clap, clap, clap "That was a damn good fight". Solomon turns to his right "How the fuck did you get in here?". "I just woke up and saw you and Bilbo fighting and decided to watch" says Nok. "Guess I'll have to knock you out again" Solomon says punching Nok in the face and knocking him out. "Well, I guess I'm gonna bring these guys back to the place I found them" says Solomon. "Hey Bilbo, you awake?" asks Aileron. Bilbo slowly starts opening his eyes "Yeah, what happened? All I can remember is me being punched by some guy then being knocked out". "Well, maybe we can ask Nok, I need a res token though, I ran out after UDNT died" Aileron says. "I got like 200 (cause Bilbo never dies!), you can have one to revive Nok"
Bilbo responds. "Thanks" Aileron says taking the res token Bilbo hands to him. Aileron revives Nok "Hey, you awake?". "Huh? I thought I was in Solomon's pocket dimension" Nok says. Aileron responds "He came back carrying you and Bilbo, can you tell us what happened?". "Oh yeah it was awesome. So, when I woke up after being punched by Solomon, I was in this weird empty white space where Bilbo and Solomon was fighting, Bilbo was destroying Solomon and blah blah punch blah blah flame blah blah and then Solomon hit Bilbo one time and he went flying. Then, Solomon saw me and punched the hell out of me" Nok says. "Did I really do all that to an evil god?" Bilbo asks Nok. "Yeah you were amazing, it's a sad thing that he was an insanely powerful form doe, I could feel his godly aura because I have the super powerful 350mil dps. I have to say, Bilbo, you were strong, but not as strong as my 350mil dps" Nok says. "Damn I guess Bilbo is strong enough to almost beat an evil god that took over the world, only in the god's base form though" says Aileron, "Anyways you should rest Bilbo, we'll have Rczg come here and heal you with his priest skills but he's busy supporting for the world boss right now". "NOK GET UP AND START WRITING THE BILBOANIME IN PURGATORY!!" says Magnus bursting into the medical room of the guild hall. "Ok fine :C" Nok responds. (OMG FOURTH WALL BREAK???) "Where is my beautiful Nokia?" says iClaps bursting into Vice's guild hall. "He's trapped in purgatory" Bilbo says lying in his bed. "Who dares lock my beautiful Nokia in purgatory?" iClaps asks. "It was Magnus, he made Nok go write the bilboanime" Bilbo responds. "Oh nevermind when is Nok gonna be free cause I am not gonna fight Magnus" iClaps says. "Probably like an hour, NOW GET OUT THE WAY" Rczg says pushing past iClaps to heal Bilbo. "Oh finally you're here" Bilbo says. "Yeah the world boss fight was pretty hard" Rczg responds. "I'll back in 1 hour to see my beautiful Nokia, but for now I shall leave" says iClaps, quietly leaving. Rczg is slowing healing Bilbo and 5 minutes later, Bilbo is back and ready to fight. "Oh you're finally back" says Solomon appearing out of thin air. "What are you doing back here?" asks Bilbo as Rczg runs away. "I'm here to ask you to fight again, how about next week on Tuesday?" Solomon responds. "Sure I guess?" says Bilbo "I'll take every chance I get to kill the evil god who took over this world". Solomon laughs, "You really think you can beat me after last time? You're quite amusing, but now I must leave, I have some urgent business to take care of". "Smh why does he wanna fight me so bad" Bilbo says to himself "I guess I should start training, to become strong enough to beat Solomon". "Hah, hah, (heavy breathing not laughing) I've been training for 3 hours now, maybe I should take a break" Bilbo says whilst training on the training dummy. He walks back to the guild hall and is greeted by Nok. "Hey Bilbo! Mangum (Nok/me calls Mangus as Mangum or Magnum) just let me out of purgatory" Nok says "By the way, you look tired, what'd you do?". "I was training, I managed to increase my dps by 2bil and hit 32bil" Bilbo responds. "3-32Bil?- I mean, that's no match for my super pro 350mil" Nok says. Just then, iClaps bursts into the guild hall "MY BELOVED NOK! YOU ARE FINALLY OUT OF THAT DREADFUL PRISON THAT MAGNUS LOCKED YOU IN!". "Who are you?" Nok asks. "I-I'm iClaps, your Prince Charming" iClaps responds. "Never heard of ya" Nok says whilst passing by to get to Bilbo. "Anyways Bilbo, I'm gonna head out" Nok says "Gotta get to the world boss to support". "See ya" Bilbo responds whilst iClaps dies from heatbreak in the background. Bilbo lays down on a couch, taking a break "I don't think training on a wood dummy is gonna do much, maybe I should start training in actual dungeons. But for now I should take a break". Bilbo falls asleep. "Your current strength won't be enough to destroy Solomon" a voice says. "Huh? Who is it" Bilbo says looking around the dark space. "It's me, Amy, the witch who gives you all your power" Amy says, appearing in front of Bilbo. Bilbo tries to draw his sword, but he's frozen in place. "Foolish mortals, they think they can oppose the power of a witch" Amy says. "What did you do to me?" Bilbo responds. "It was just simple magic that freezes you in place" Amy says "But that's not why I'm here in your dreams". "Then what is the reason you're appearing to me in my dreams?" Bilbo asks. "I'm here to help you defeat Solomon" Amy answers. "I thought you were one of Solomon's servants though" Bilbo responds. "Well, I am, but not by will" Amy says "Solomon forced me to be his servant, he used a spell that makes me do everything he says and it can only be dispelled once the master is dead"."Why don't you kill him yourself?"Bilbo asks. "The spell doesn't allow me to hurt the master, which is why I'm here to ask for your help in destroying Solomon" Amy responds. "Of course I'll help" Bilbo says. "I knew you would, but that isn't the problem here. The problem is that you aren't strong enough to face Solomon" Amy says "I'm here to lend you my power". "Lend me your power? Isn't Solomon strong enough to make you his servant? I don't think your power would help me destroy Solomon" Bilbo respond:. "That's correct, but the other witches will lend their powers to other guild members, your job is to make a party with them and fight Solomon" Amy responds. "And who are those members" Bilbo asks. "I'm pretty sure their names were Nok supported by Andras, Rczg supported by Crocell, and Eagle supported by Bathin" Amy answers. "Now here your power, bye bye" Amy says whilst giving Bilbo her power. "Wait! Oh forget it she's gone anyway" Bilbo says "Time to dream about fun thin-". "WAKE UP" Nok shouts. "Huh? What happened?" Bilbo responds sleepily after waking up. "Nothing I just wanted to wake you up lol" Nok says. "Ah man I just about to dream about fun things" Bilbo says. "Well I got a dream when we were riding the carriage back to the guild hall and I wanted to talk to you about it" Nok says. "Andras gave me her strength and told me to get you, Eagle, and Rczg to make a party" Nok says. "Yeah Amy told me the same" Bilbo says "And since we both got new powers, wanna test them out?". "Sure, but with my 350mil dps and Andras' strength, I'll defeat you easily" Nok responds. "Hah, we'll see about that" Bilbo says heading to the arena. Nok follows. "Hey, remember when Solomon destroyed your dagger? What happened to it?" Bilbo asks. "Oh I had to grind some keys for shards, but now I got a new weapon, I got Andras' weapon" Nok responds. "Nice, now let's start the fight in 3,2,1, start!" Bilbo says charging at Nok readying a punch. Nok dodges the punch easily."You're better than I thought" Bilbo says. "Ha, thanks, this new power is great" Nok responds while releasing his sealed hand. "Woah, what's that?" Bilbo asks. "It's Andras' weapon, it's not like a normal weapon though, it's more like an energy imbued into my hand" Nok responds. "That's awesome" Bilbo says "But less chatting, more fighting". Bilbo goes for a slash with his fiery blade which Nok blocks and counter attacks with a powerful punch that sends Bilbo flying. "Hmph, you're pretty strong, much stronger than last time, almost 100 times stronger than last time (350mil x 100 = 35bil if you are dum dum)" Bilbo says. "I know that, it even rivals your 32bil dps" Nok responds. "Well, my base damage without my flame form is only around 8bil and going up against your 30 something bil dps is kinda unfair so" Bilbo powers up into his flame form. His body looks like it's ablaze and he has a fiery aura around him. "Oh and that 32bil? That was in a half assed flame form, after all, I didn't wanna destroy the dummy" Bilbo says "I'd expect my perfect flame form to do around, 40 to 45bil dps". Bilbo attacks Nok with a powerful slash that he has to block and it sends Nok crashing into the arena wall. "That could've cut my arm off if I didn't block it with my sealed arm" Nok says getting up from the ground "It looks like I'll have to turn on my thunder barrier and speed up". Nok's hair starts to stands up as a powerful lightning aura surrounds him. He charges at Bilbo at an insane speed as fast as lightning and Bilbo barely catches the punch. (Also yes I'm making myself just a bit weaker than Bilbo bc I'm a narcissist and also bc nindras is op) Bilbo is pushed back a few feet by the punch "Even if you can move this fast, I'd imagine using 2 forms at once is gonna deplete your mana a lot". "It does but fights don't normally take this long" Nok responds. Bilbo goes in for his flame dance and Nok dodges most of the slashes but still gets cut a few times. Just then, Nok realizes Bilbo is missing and Bilbo hits him with his heavenly strike. Nok gets sent into the ground and cracks the arena floor. "Isn't this the thing you did to Solomon?" Nok says coughing up a bit of blood. "Yup" Bilbo responds. Nok gets up "Damn, now I'm gonna have to stack a 3rd form, Prajna, on these 2 forms". Nok starts charging up (like a DBZ character) "AAAAHHH". "Stfu" Bilbo says before kicking Nok in the balls. Nok dies. "Oh shit, Chat GPT will interpret Nok as dead and make up some stupid essay about how sad everyone is for his death so I should use a res token." Bilbo says. He uses a res token and Nok and revives him. "Bro I can't have kids anymore because of you T_T" Nok awakens.