In special circumstances, come up with a unique trick to win!
Lu Yun showed his hand in a small way, and successfully diluted the dissatisfaction of these students, making them feel that the time spent tonight was worthwhile, and the resentment in their hearts naturally disappeared.
But there are always one or two exceptions.
Just like that hedgehog head, maybe he likes to show off too much. Seeing the expressions of admiration towards Lu Yun, he immediately became upset, and said loudly, "What the hell, are you here to teach Chinese medicine or do acrobatics?" Yes, if you are here to perform acrobatics, I think you should go to the circus instead of coming here to spoil the atmosphere of our school!"
His voice was loud, and after he yelled, the whole classroom fell silent for a moment.
It's just that this time, most of the students have already looked at the hedgehog head with the same eyes that they looked at Lu Yun at first.
It's like a group of people singing in a KTV. We all sang high-spirited songs, but you came up with a sad and sad song. Isn't this a disappointment?
"Student, please tell me clearly, why did Mr. Lu bring down our school's ethos?" A classmate said on behalf of Lu Yun.
The hedgehog head sneered and said, "School is a place to study. What's the difference between his behavior just now and playing with knives and guns in the campus? Isn't it a bad atmosphere?"
"That's right, what my boyfriend said is right!" The girl in the miniskirt naturally supported her boyfriend's head and assisted the hedgehog's head.
A few students wanted to help Lu Yun with the theory, but at this moment they heard Lu Yun say: "Students, listen to me."
The classroom fell silent again.
Lu Yun smiled and looked at the hedgehog head: "I think what this classmate said is right. I came to the school to teach Chinese medicine knowledge, not to do acrobatics, so let's talk about Chinese medicine... Let's start with You start!"
Lu Yun pointed to the hedgehog's head, and said in his heart, Xiao Mian, you seem to have a sense of justice, let's see what I do to you.
"What starts with me?"
Seeing Lu Yun pointing at him, Hedgehog was stunned for a moment, with a puzzled expression on his face.
Lu Yun said meaningfully: "You are sick."
"..."
What kind of teacher is this, why are you still scolding people?
Lu Yun continued: "Are you often constipated recently?"
Oh, it turned out not to be a curse.
Only then did everyone realize that the teacher was treating Hedgehog's head!
But the hedgehog head was not happy when he heard this, and immediately said in an unhappy tone: "Stop talking nonsense here, I think you are constipated, I don't know how good my health is!"
When he heard the word 'constipation' just now, his heart skipped a beat, because Lu Yun really hit the mark.
But under the watchful eyes of everyone, he would not admit it, and he was not convinced by Lu Yun. No matter what Lu Yun said, he just had to deny it, and he wanted to embarrass Lu Yun on purpose.
Lu Yun didn't get angry, but continued to smile and said, "Do you dare to stand up and let me have a look?"
"Stand up and stand up, I'm afraid you won't succeed!"
The hedgehog head asked his girlfriend to move away, but he stood up and looked at Lu Yun provocatively. He didn't believe that Lu Yun could do anything to him.
"I can tell from your complexion that there is something wrong with your digestive tract. It should be because you eat too much spicy food, accumulate heat in your stomach, and consume your kidneys, which leads to dryness and loss of moisture in your intestines, and frequent constipation."
"You fart—"
Just as the hedgehog head was about to refute, Lu Yun quickly stepped forward, pressed the acupuncture point on his abdomen, and said angrily, "What are you doing?"
"It's nothing, it's just to help you clear up the pedantic spirit in your xiati. If your body is normal, you will generally not have any symptoms."
A mysterious smile appeared on the corner of Lu Yun's mouth, and he stepped back without a trace after speaking.
The hedgehog head still wanted to argue about something, but in the next second, he suddenly felt his stomach turning over, and the rumbling bowel sounds were unusually loud like thunder in a rainy day.
Immediately afterwards——
puff!
puff!
puff!
Hedgehog's face turned red, and finally he couldn't help it anymore, and let out three extremely foul-smelling loud farts in a row.
His girlfriend was sitting, just facing the buttocks of the hedgehog head. The three loud farts shocked her in an instant, and she stood up with a livid face. He vented his anger, but there was a loud belch from above, which happened to hit his girlfriend in the face again.
"Did you fucking do it on purpose... Ugh—"
The girl in the miniskirt was about to start scolding, but she had already slapped her boyfriend with a slap, but before the slap hit the hedgehog's face, she couldn't help retching, and hurriedly left the classroom covering her mouth and nose .
moment.
The extremely strong stench, centered on the hedgehog head, spread like a smoke bomb, frightening the students nearby and rolling them to the ground on the spot.
"Damn it's poisonous..."
They finally understood why Lu Yun had to take a few steps back just now. Who could stand such a devastating biochemical weapon?
"The students by the window open the window to let in the air. Let's leave the classroom first, and return to the classroom voluntarily after five minutes. If you don't want to listen to my lecture, you don't have to come back."
After Lu Yun finished speaking in a hurry, he rushed out of the classroom at the first.
"Fuck, this teacher runs faster than a rabbit!"
Seeing that Lu Yun had run away, the students in the classroom immediately covered their noses and rushed to the door. Before leaving, they still gave the hedgehog a fierce look. What do you think you are in the limelight...Damn it, I ate shit for dinner you?
Unbearable!
Soon, there was only Hedgehog Head left in the huge T-shaped classroom, standing there alone in a mess, it really ruined a lifetime of wisdom!