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"To know sorrow is not terrifying. What is terrifying is to know you can't go back to the happiness you could have." — Matsumoto Rangiku (Bleach)
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This small picture, like a super nuclear bomb in the Internet world, exploded countless netizens who dived and ate melons!
Under that tweet, countless people commented, and countless people reposted it decisively, which was very popular for a while.
Netizens teased, this is the new look of the mechanic? Super kill Matt style? Some people even yelled publicly that the mechanic was frustrated and crazy, and when he realized it, he would definitely kill the hair stylist who gave him this hairstyle!
"Downey-style killing Matt" as a popular vocabulary, quickly became popular on the Internet. People all over the world looked at Downey like a refugee, and they were happy and talked about this buddy who fled from Middle East and North Africa? It's too miserable, what a tragic look this is, what exactly has the mechanic experienced?
Some charity associations immediately stood up and called on everyone to learn from Downey, carry forward the spirit of hard work, and call on everyone to donate money and materials.
"The mechanics are so poor that they can't afford to wear clothes. Are you embarrassed to live a luxurious life?" a caring person said publicly.
Many careful people have long discovered that Downey has clearly experienced a **** battle. The occasional correct remarks have also been quickly overwhelmed by the ridiculing people. Compared with such boring things, they are more concerned about whether Downey will not. Will stab the hair stylist to death.
"I bet ten dollars, if the hair stylist is not dead, I will broadcast the Japanese electric fan."
"Top poster, I believe that Downey, a native New Yorker, is not a murderous person. Wait for your Japanese fan."
"The top second floor."
The hair stylist who took the photo is the owner of this hair shop. His business has been tepid throughout the years. The name is very simple. He named his store "No. 13"...Many superstitious people will be **** if they can buy it.
He had an idea, blessed his soul, and found a wonderful business opportunity.
Downey sat in a chair and asked the barber to make his hairstyle look handsome. "Money is not a problem, I only care about what you can make my haircut." Downey warned, uneasy, and stared fiercely at Kuai Yin, who was sitting beside him laughing wildly.
Blame this bastard!
The man with glasses stared at him, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh.
The boss decided to do it himself, gestured, took out a few photos, and asked Donnie which one he likes better? The first photo is of killing Matt, half of his head is shaved, and the other is stabbed. To be honest, this fits Downey's current situation... but do you think Downey will admit it? It's not bad if he doesn't give you a punch! As soon as this hairstyle comes out, it will be in the headlines of the major news media tomorrow!
Downey looked at the boss with a bad face, and out of courtesy he reluctantly said: "It's not bad... right... but it doesn't suit me."
The boss immediately tweeted: There is a hairstyle that Downey thinks is good! This shop offers a 20% discount, and those who want to make reservations online can quickly make an appointment at %& amp; amp;*%￥##%￥...
Countless netizens went online to make an appointment.
The second photo was sent to Downey, half of which was still shaved, and the other half was covered with hairspray. The boss asked him, how about this hairstyle?
Downey felt something was wrong, Kuaiyin laughed wildly and threw a mobile phone at him. Downey's face went dark.
He glared at the boss, sneered, and commented on the hairstyle in the photo: "A bunch of shit!"
The boss immediately tweeted: There is a hairstyle that Downey feels like shit! 30% discount in our shop! Followers want to make an appointment online quickly, first come first served!
Another large number of netizens scrambled to make an appointment, and the official website was overwhelmed. People are curious, what does a shit-like hairstyle look like?
The third photo was handed over. Half of it was shaved, and the other half was hanging down to cover half of the face.
Downey looked bad, a little angry but funnier, he teased: "I don't know if your hairstyle is good or bad."
The boss immediately tweeted: There is a hairstyle that Downey finds difficult to evaluate! This shop has a 40% discount for jumping off the building! Those who want to follow the Internet quickly make an appointment!
Netizens exploded, and many people felt very funny. They ridiculed each other. This Downey had **** up with Killing Matt's hairstyle. With a half-serious and half-fun mentality, they also ran to order an appointment.
The boss was so happy that his mouth was crooked. The appointment time can be arranged several years later, and the other hairstylists also cheered.
Downey cursed, clamoring whether you would get a haircut or not. If he didn't, he would just look for someone else, wasting time. Kuaiyin jumped up and down, urging Downey to stay, and he vowed to say that the store had a good reputation.
Downey had a dark face and warned the boss to make him take it seriously. He is still in a hurry. The boss agreed, took a deep breath, and decided to do it. He wanted to use his housekeeping skills and get a haircut that amazed the world!
So he cleaned Downey's scalp first, then took a few clicks with the clippers, and hit the few remaining hairs of Downey.
He shaved Downey bald.
became a bald... a bald... a bald... a...
!! !! !!
Downey was stunned! The boss started so quickly, and he had few hairs left in an instant! It's really gone!!
The boss is responsible for his duties. He repeatedly told Downey, for fear that he would forget, he must take care of it carefully after returning and strongly recommended the signature conditioner developed by the shop to Downey.
The boss was very considerate and finally put a wig on Donnie carefully.
"Hahahaha!!!" Kuaiyin laughed loudly, so happy that he patted his own thighs blue, he felt that the boss had avenged him.
Click and click, Downey was angry, UU Reading www.uukanshu.com assembled a hand cannon on his arm, and he wanted to bomb the store.
black shop! Nima is absolutely a black shop!! What did the supervisory department eat? No matter what!!!
Kuaiyin Pietro has the best eyesight. He rushed up and hugged Downey, persuading him to accept the reality, don't be impulsive, everyone is grown up, don't be so irritable.
Downey wanted to kick Pietro to death. You are the fastest. You could have stopped just now, okay... Also, what is the meaning of your squeaky face?!
Pietro pulled the rack and dragged Downey out of the hairdressing shop, who was in grief and anger. Downey yelled and threatened to bomb the black shop.
During pulling, Downey's wig fell out...
Pietro became very caring, he took the wig back in an instant and put it on Donnie carefully.
Downey yelled, took off his wig, and threw it to the ground, shelling wildly with a hand cannon, and a slight roar continued to blast the ground into a small hole.
A bright bald head, very dazzling in the sun.
Some pedestrians came here admiringly, and when they got off the bus, they were blinded by the sudden light.
"It's so dazzling. Whoever took out the mirror is really inviting." The pedestrian covered his eyes and said. He saw Downey through his fingers and said displeased: "Look at you and join in the excitement. It's so unqualified. Where's Downey? I'm a fan of his, and I want his autograph."
The pedestrian was very anxious, so he rushed into the store to find Downey.
Downey was so angry that he cursed, shelled the pit one last time, turned around, and left.
"Where's Downey, where did you get him? I want his autograph! I want to take a photo with him!" The yelling of the pedestrian spread far and wide, making Downey feel that his personal design was completely collapsed and nothing was born. Can be loved.
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