[A/N* This chapter was meant to be on Christmas but seeing how its new year you can see how that went
I was planning on making this rhymy by the way but scrapped the idea since that would take too long
Anyway not to get into any spoilers but it will be nonsensically Christmas themed so be ready*]
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The mellow music of Jingle Bells permeated through the house carrying the soft hints of a cinnamon and hot cocoa aroma through the festively decorated base with ease
Blinding were lights that varied from red, green to even a shimmering grey as they illuminated the base in a pristine ambience that seemed to shout 'Merry Christmas' to all who came to see this illustrious view
What enchanting sight it was, the tree that loomed over everything, dashed and plastered with anything and everything christmas themed the team could find but what really enticed the eye were the fruits of joy and generosity that lay at its bed - presents
Big small, stretching, sharp, small, tiny to microscopic only the veil of christmas wrapper kept the mystery of what was inside allowing no person no matter how intelligent or dull to perceive its contents
....It was really was the crème crop of Christm-!
"My my what a big stash the big guy left you -too bad its mine now!," a horrifying presence emanated from one singular man- no monster who had entered the room in the blink of an eye! Dressed and robed in holly jolly man's clothes, his face was that of an eldritch abomination, an amalgamation of man and beast. Green fur tangled wretched and twisted clung to his body echoing the despair of the innocent
Stained with the tears of the pure, blade like claws attached to the end of his grizzly like hands. With each movement, with each sway of his body as he brought himself closer to the present the room began to feel more oppressed by the malevolent force
Unfurling a candy cane from god knows where, he began to extend it until it scraped the heavens itself that was was he launched it, pillaging the gifts and goodies under and into his infinite expanse of storage within his bag
He was calamity that couldn't be stopped by any person caged by rationality and logic let alone any normal
But that's thing that man is no mal normal. Beyond logic, rationality, talent, pleasure and displeasure, blessings and curses. He alone stands at the pinnacle as the
Honoured One
"~Holy shit I thought my six eyes was messing with me for a sec but it really is you, the heartless monster himself The Grinch!" Satoru spoke in a intrigued equally amused mirth
Dressed in a black jumper, trousers and shoes alongside his signature opaque glasses, it was clear as day to anyone from his ashen like hair and overwhelming negative energy that it was The Strongest Jujutsu Sorcerer of Today in the flesh
The now formally named Grinch reared his head from where he stood with a gaze that sent chills to the very bone he whispered in an eerie voice, one that drove madness into a very sane mind, "A Gojo brat in this era what a surprise"
"~You know of me? Wow aren't I flattered," Gojo mused, he strolled closer to the monstrosity that stood grounded before him in unbridled curiosity whilst thinking internally, 'He knows my surname and the way he spoke.... does that mean?'
"You got quite the ugly mug there dont'cha? Almost makes me wanna hurl," the sorcerer stopped just a few meters away from The Grinch with a repulsed expression adorned on his features
"I believed the last of your clan to be culled in the Great Heian Era after all the Witchboy makes certain that all his targets are hunted d-," The Grinch begun but was cut off promptly
"Aye Spoilers! Are you stupid?! This is a bonus chapter no canon material" Satoru waved his hand around dismissing The Grinches claims before swiftly moving on, "~Now on a serious note. Get out before I kill you- oh! And drop all of those presents as well I asked for a katana and Santa always delivers."
"Guess I shall correct the WitchBoy's mistake of letting you live," in a fraction of a second imperceivable to the naked human eye the candy cane he held sharpened and cut the world sending dust and rubble everywhere
However even as it clear Satoru Gojo remained unharmed, "~What did I say about canon material?~" Satoru scolded like a mother, '...That energy?'
Twirling around the candy cane that cut the heavens within his hands set multiple slashes once again making the entire base collapse under itself leaving only silence to remain
Until from the rubble they both emerged bathed in the florescent love of the moon's tender kiss -high in the sky
"GOTTA TRY HARDER THAN THAT UGLY!" Gojo shouted with joy and anticipation - anticipation that ignited at the thought that this battle.. he'll have to try a little harder than usual
Gojo launched a wave of cursed energy mimicked a beam at The Grinch only for the beast to redirect it elsewhere. And elsewhere it went as it left a scar on Gaia's body, one that wont be forgotten about for decades to come
'Not bad, let's turn it up a notch,' Gojo rushed towards The Grinch, using [Blue] to carry him through the sky, at unprecedented in an attempt to grab his face and smash it into the ground but he missed as it weaved under him and was about to grab his arm
"Guess you ain't noticed yet but I'm untouch-!" Satoru was about to say in arrogant delight but the cold grasp of The Grinch latched onto the cloth that clothed his arm leaving him to be left confused as he was sent hurdling to the ground
'HOW?!' He asked himself before making a collision into the ground, ' In that very instant where h was about to grab me I felt... I felt domain properties!'
"DOMAIN AMPLIFICATION?!" He shrieked in bewilderment only for his bubble of contemplation to be popped as the fierce aura was felt behind him
"So you've noticed," His voice echoed dread however the still arrogant advance of Satoru's ego still held firm
Teleporting further back to readjust himself to the surprising development, "You're really a Christmas present that keeps on giving ain't you, to think you'd be a jujustu sorcerer!"
Satoru threw away his glasses allowing the eyes that encapsulated the sky to be shown to the world and controlled all the malice that crept the human heart with ease
...The Six Eyes
"Don't speak of that name before me boy before I gorge out those eyes of yours," He stabbed the ever extending cane's pint into the ground leaving a grand fissure on the ground, and in that very moment the air grew colder
"~Didn't take you for such a sweet talker?~" Satoru teased, 'Finally showing your cursed technique, took you long enough, guess I gotta meet you in kind.'
Glistening bladed points of ice emerged from the ground with glacial beauty, each with a single target in mind, a certain white haired sorcerer - only for it all to be shattered in a blue haze
Gojo appeared behind the Grinch, flicking his wrist to the side and launching the green beast far across the Sea into a building close by and just before Grinch could collect his bearings with one clench of Gojo's fist the entire building collapsed in on itself to form a neat little ball just the size of an average house
"~Come on don't tell you're done already after all that big talk Mr Grinch," a siege of hail turned ice impalers formed in the sky. "That's better!"
Allowing them to fall onto him - after all infinity - Gojo watched curiously as the sphere of rubble caging it froze and shattered into tiny ice particles and a heavy punch landed into the palm on his hand as if he was expecting it
"~oh stop it you~"Gojo grappled onto him, looking The Grinch dead in the eye with a cutesy expression before pulling him into an office building nearby
They then stood on opposing sides of a corridor, facing each other in utter silence
"~Lets take this up shall we?"
"We shall brat!" Satoru grabbed two nearby fire extinguisher - not allowing the irony and hilarity of this move to be wasted on him - and exploded it allowing a unforeseeable mist - well unless your Gojo Satoru!
Satoru landed quite a few heavy [Blue] infused hooks to the Santa impersonator's side and in attempt to throw another blow he came to realise that his hand was glued to it's clothes by... ice?!
'Can't be his cursed technique it's common knowledge that technique can't be used in tandem with amplification so this must be his trait!'
Taking advantage on the slightly incapacitated Gojo brat, The Grinch imbued a massive mount of his negative energy into his right fist and struck Gojo's solar plexus
Gojo could do nothing but be sent flying in great pain at the power behind that blow, 'Definitely gonna be feeling that one in the morning.'
Appearing once again at the summit of another office building via teleportation, Gojo stretched his limbs vigorously with a smug smile atop his face
"You definitely got me good," The white haired sorcerer grinned turning to look at his opponent sitting leisurely nearby
"This battle grows tedious, take this as an advice lay down and die like a dog- wait no scratch that, i like dogs. Die like a forgotten remnant of Whoville," His words brought a malevolent frost to the city below
"~You're making me blush~" springing back up from where stretched he snickered sinisterly, "Let's take it from the top!"
"Dying Star. Lover's Attraction. Entwined Uzumaki." Satoru chanted as he brought his index and middle finger to his forehead before raising them to the sky
It was in that moment The Grinch noticed the spark that followed any release of a cursed technique and this one had been so great that it took him aback before his natural survive instincts kicked in forced him to flee backwards but he was too late..
"[Cursed Technique Lapse - Maximum Energy Output: Blue]" A cerulean conglomeration of the rubble debris and destroyed infrastructure brought about by their battle was created and just before the mesmerising sight could become anymore shocking... Satoru Gojo, the Strongest Sorcerer of Today shot the blue orb of energy towards himself!!!!!
'Is this brat mad? No there must be some sort of play even if this was to be some sort of suicidal attempt of ridding me from the world he would know it wouldn't even reach me so why-!" The Grinch contemplated within his head as he attempted to run from this attack but...
"BOOGIE WOOGIE!" with the clap of Gojo's hand... they switched places?
"What?!" The Grinch screamed as the [blue] collapsed on top of him and the building Gojo once stood on top
"HAHAHAH you must of thought this was some sort of Kamikaze attack old man didnt ya!" Satoru laughed in extasy that his plan came to fruition, 'Nope! This technique has been in the work for a while. I separated the two of us in our little bubble of space - our own little pocket dimension, folded it as if we were planning on teleporting but here's the kicker I swapped our spatial coordinates around and VOILA!'
A loud boom shook the Earth to its core making all who heard tremble in fear and whisper the title of blessed gifted to the chosen few
The sound of Satoru's maniacal laughter and everything crashing down to the ground infected the air, a symphony of chaos until Gojo's eyes went wide open
"Shit! Superman's gonna kill me for all this mess I made," Gojo stroked his ancient (non-existent) wiseman beard and began thinking, "What do you think I should do?"
He gave a intrigued expression to the barely standing grinch, his appearance more mangled and vile than it once was before and half of his costume torn and ripped most likely from the force that Blue gifted
With laboured breaths and a missing arm, It reared it's head exposing it's missing eye, with a blood curdling leer
"I'd applaud you if I wasn't missing an arm, that creativity was just amazing for such a freshly made child," The Grinch sighed, "Almost makes we want to spare you - almost"
"[Maximum Output: Frozen Abyss]"
Endless ice swarmed the city everywhere and in everywhere direction, freezing the very air solid and transmuting the once lively city into a fierce domain of winter's sovereignty
'Even if all this ice can't latch onto me thanks to infinity, with the way this output is flooding the city I may just freeze to death,' Gojo thought internally shielding himself with a simple domain and reinforcement that could only slightly dilute the cursed techniques ferocity , 'No matter where I teleport there'll just be ice! That means there's only two way outta this mess,1 is to kill the source swiftly and 2 is greater overpower it's output but something's telling me that there's no chance of that.'
"First option it is!" Smashing his way through his began his chants once more to activate and as the final mantra was said he felt the reaper's scythe on his neck
"Checkmate brat...[Domain Expansion]" The world distorted and warped and a barrier that separated them from the world itself
A frozen wasteland was painted across the sky within the barrier and a perpetual snowstorm blew through the domain
And it was in that moment The Grinch's sure hit neutralised infinity and hit Satoru Gojo
And Gojo Satoru...lost?
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[A/N* I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter as much I enjoyed writing this also I'd like to say chapter 10 is delayed cause production is a little shaky back here like writing quality has gone down
Unfortunately Author is not MAPPA so he can't overwork and enslave his employees (himself) to pump out 4000-5000 WORD CHAPTERS
Let me repeat 4000-5000 WORD CHAPTERS which if you take some time to think about it, I'm like golden standard for authors,, a role model to everyone who's writing on here
I give you guys a chapter every month maybe two if the Christmas Spirit starts coming inside of me, the chapter i make are quality as well as quantity like around Author's POV, ORV or Shadow Slave level of quality and I take young up and coming authors under my wing just look at Emmanuel_Capricorn, Holy_Joker, EvansKannon and tonnes more
Anyway I made it was my new years resolutions to produce more chapters so I'll try to stick to that whether it be through bonus chapters like this or real ones by the way I'll make a part 2 on this
see ya next chapter