One day I was tacking a stroll in the forest willing to capture the beast and found its lair I was about to shoot when I stopped I saw another QRUID and two other smaller ones I realized it had been lonely and duplicated a family, a family which was hard to feed. I also realized it was harmless when I drew close to it it did not attack instead it tried to run it was afraid the monster they called a devil was as timid as a mouse and as innocent as a lama everyone misjudged this poor creature I offered it the last of my rations as a sign that I am not a threat this creature realized I had nothing else and gave it back to me what a smart creature and it drew closer to me I did not hesitate and pat it above its sharp teeth on its nose . swore to protect this magnificent creature and gave it food regularly we became the best of friends . I befriended a QRUID . but I knew I had to tell the progress of the hunt I lied and said I had killed it . I wanted to keep its existent a secret but the rumors spread as one day a man followed me curious to see where I had been all day and witnessed me feeding the beast I call a friend and spread it across the globe as this news was sent to the king he ordered me to be hanged for my dishonesty .and this was my end .
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