"And I've met the President, really, that was one summer during my childhood, I was biking home from school with two classmates, and along the way, we heard cries for help. It turned out that an old man had fallen into a lake and was nearly drowning. The three of us eventually pulled him out, only to discover that the fellow was none other than our President Mr. Nixon. He was tearfully grateful to us and told us that he would grant any wish we had because he was the President of the United States. One of my classmates said, 'I want ten thousand dollars, Mr. President.' Mr. Nixon immediately gave him the ten thousand. The second classmate said, 'I want a sports car, to pick up girls with,' and Mr. Nixon right away gave him the latest model of a luxury sports car."