"No, it's worse than that. That idiot slept with three kids' moms within six hours of the game ending. That community is a military community; those home alone are all the damn wives of active duty servicemen stationed at various bases. You get me? I'm trying to help raise funds for the vets, and my best buddy is screwing their wives," Tommy said, opening his eyes and speaking to Tony.
"Three young moms got to talking, and when they found out what this jerk had done, they teamed up to hold him there, demanding compensation for being deceived, or they threatened to lock him up, pump him full of aphrodisiacs, and let the old and ugly women of the community take turns with him, using him like a gigolo to make money."
"So Dennis had you go rescue him?" Tony frowned slightly, "My advice would be to let him get handled by the ugly ladies for a week before rescuing him."
