On Palm Drive at Stanford University, Tommy gaped at Dennis and Pam in front of him.
The reason for his shock wasn't that the two had gotten plastic surgery or grown exaggerated boobs, but because these two idiots had suddenly shown up in California's Stanford, dressed like they were on vacation:
"What the hell are you doing here? I mean, couldn't you have called me before coming, instead of telling me only after you've already set foot on Stanford's land?"
Dennis took off his sunglasses and his ridiculously wide-brimmed straw hat, looking over at the buildings of Stanford University: "Bro, you promised to treat me to some Mexican girls in California—did you forget?"
"That's right, I came to California to check out some Mexican girls," Pam added from the side.
Tommy opened his mouth, glanced at the two of them, then back at the sacred university campus behind him: "But fuck, shouldn't you two be at Rhode Island Community College right now? There's no vacation going on..."
