"Do you really think some freshman suckers will actually shell out their money for a fraternity newbie guide we put together?" Jason asked as he opened the mini-fridge, stocking it with cans of beer from Tommy's backpack.
Tommy had suggested compiling a fraternity guide to sell to the newbies for a bit of extra cash and entertainment, and the idea had lit a bulb in his head.
Tommy nodded confidently. "Never underestimate a freshman's yearning for the enigmatic fraternity life. Picture this, it's Friday night, all fraternity houselights are blazing, every sorority beauty has slipped into a miniskirt, flaunting those healthy, toned legs in high heels, gearing up for recruitment. And there you are, a clueless freshman, no idea which fraternity party is the most banging, packed with the most girls. What do you need then?"
"Our guide," said Jason.
