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Miss Cannon Fodder want to escape Death

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After entering a male orientated cultivation novel, Ning Ning originally planned to carefully follow the planned storyline, only to discover that there was something not quite right about this world. Within the sect, her senior brother relies on everyone around him for his cultivation progress, her senior sister sells information of their sect elders and her peers for money, while her master was so dirt poor that it makes one’s hairs stand on their end, and drinks water gathered from 82 years ago every single day. Outside of her sect, those buddist practitioners cultivated arduously, chanting scriptures akin to singing rap, their lips moving so quickly that sparks would fly; those sword practitioners treated their swords like their beloved wives, yet struggling to become courtesans to support their families, with their love stories deeply touching the hearts of many; those music practitioners treat temple bells as weapons, and excels in flinging their bells to strike people down. Ning Ning : “…” There’s no use saving this world. Just let it get destroyed. Sooner or later, this cultivation world will come to an end. * Ning Ning had crossed over into a cultivation novel world with the identity of an evil junior sister. If she wanted to live, she needed to follow the story line and continue to court death with her actions. Target number 1: The noble and benevolent eldest senior brother Senior brother possessed Innate Sword Bones, and unsurpassed cultivation. Ning Ning requested for a late night private meeting, only for the former to smile faintly and nod his head: “Do you want to learn…something that doesn’t suit your age?” Therefore, as the night progressed, the eldest senior brother brought out an entire set of extremely difficult secret sword arts, with Ning Ning being forced to train arduously throughout the entire night, leaving her completely exhausted, with her heart being as dead as ashes. Target number 2: The quiet, sick and handsome elder The elder’s cultivation was destroyed during the great war, and retreated into the mountains to recuperate alone. Taking advantage of his playing the zither, Ning Ning originally wished to head up and cause trouble. However, after bumping into and inhaling a poisonous fragrance from a flower, she was paralyzed, having to endure excruciating pain, causing waves of tears to stream down her face. Seeing her tearful gaze, the elder merely assumed that he had finally met someone with good music taste and she had started to cry because she had become too happy hearing his zither. He got happy to the point where he almost wanted to pull everyone together to sing the song “Good Luck’s coming”. Target number 3: Arrogant and antisocial junior brother According to the original storyline, the junior brother, main male character, was born in poverty, had an impure bloodline, was discriminated against within the sect, and got bullied to the point of being completely riddled with wounds. Ning Ning knocked away the immortal spring water that he was using to treat his injuries. In the end, the immortal spring water had long been swapped by other people with an extremely corrosive poison, which splashed all over her legs. The youth squatted down, and gently rubbed away the bloodstains on the girl’s calf: “Why did you help me?” As if the story wasn’t any weirder enough, it took a weirder turn. The ever so malicious youth . - Dicord-Lora20 a.k.a AuthorLoR
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Chapter 1 - Recarnating 1

Before the distant mountains had swallowed the setting sun completely, the cold moon and frost had already hung on the top. The twilight is about to fall, and the black clouds enveloping the crimson haze, like fainted dots of ink, gradually soaking the rice paper.

The blood sprinkled from the setting sun spread all over the sky, the mottled white walls under the red-stained eaves, and the delicate profile of the young girl beside the wall.

Ningning stood alone in front of a low-rise house, hesitated for a while, and whispered in a very slight tone: "Then I... go in."

No one responded to this.

Including the system in her mind that pretended to be dead after she finished talking about the task.

alright.

Ning Ning folded her clothes in the rustling night breeze, and then stretched out her hand, pressing her palm lightly on the vacant brown door.

The reason why she has come to this step is completely unexpected for her.

After all, it's not "expected" to penetrate into the novels you've read before.

The novel is called "Sword Breaks the Sky". From these four unpretentious Chinese characters, one can feel a simple and unpretentious and refreshing temperament, and it is so cool and high-profile, so cool and undisguised.

And its writing and plot also cater to this topic. If you want to give this book a subtitle, like the "fennel" of fennel bean, there are about four ways of writing:

First, "Will the reincarnated sword fairy dream of the natal sword?"

In the full text, the male protagonist Pei Ji is the reincarnation of ancient swordsmanship, and the immortal sword enters the body with extraordinary potential.

Although there is no memory of being a sword sovereign, but with this extremely thick golden finger, he hangs all the way, and finally becomes the first sword repairer in the world, and he turns into an immortal.

Second, "A Thousand Years of Solitude".

But as we all know, in order to facilitate the counterattack, Shuangwen's protagonist often came from how miserable he was in the early stage, and he became a stand-in for his poor background. This book is no exception.

Pei Ji is the son of Moxiu and a Mortal Woman. His father, who is comparable to a human planter, disappeared after the night until the end of the book.

After giving birth to the so-called "bad seed", Pei Ji's biological mother would naturally not treat this child who had ruined her reputation so much well, so she often regarded him as a substitute for magic cultivation, imposing various punishments and abuses.

This deformed childhood directly led to the male protagonist's solitary, indifferent and obscure character. Later, even if he left his mother to join the sword sect, he always came and went alone and had no friends.

Third, "The members of the harem want me to confess: the genius's war of unloving minds."

Pei Ji is a lone wolf, but this does not prevent 99% of the female characters in the book from having a good impression of him.

It is said that the male protagonist looks handsome and extraordinary. Whether it is the cold master Jianzhe or the charming demon girl, when seeing him, your face will "unconsciously blush and heartbeat rate will increase."

Whether it is because he is a stove with its own temperature, or whether the female characters suffer from heart disease of varying degrees, this question is rather unclear.

The only thing she can be sure of is that Pei Ji personally crushed all the peach blossoms to pieces, and at the end, she forgot that the dust fate soared alone. That called me noble, and you were not worthy.

Pulled to the sky.

Fourth, "The Devotion of Tool Man X".

This is an extremely sad and heavy topic.

Ningning just wanted to wipe away the old tears in her heart. After all this talk, she finally came to her happy hometown.

According to Shuangwen's routine, there will always be countless dragon toolmen jumping up and down, some give the protagonist chance weapons, some instruct him to improve his sword skills, and Ningning belongs to the third role.

A vicious female partner who continues to be a demon.

The original owner was also called Ning Ning, who was a direct disciple of the elder Tian Xianzi of the martial art. Born in the family of Fu Jia, she was spoiled and raised by her family, and gradually developed a bad temper that is so solemn.

In today's prosperous dynasty, martial arts, Taoism, Confucianism, and immortality are all vying for the best. The Xuanxu faction that Ningning worshipped is the largest kendo among them.

She was so talented that she was recognized as a direct disciple by Tian Xianzi at the reception meeting. This master is very powerful, but comes and goes alone, counting Ningning, but only four people pass it personally.

The original owner had a smooth journey, and was loved by Shimen, but she didn't want to make a sudden change today.

The Xuanxu faction holds a big competition every year on the day of the Spring Festival, where disciples can exchange skills with each other. The original owner was arrogant and didn't put other people in her eyes at all. She didn't think about it, and happened to be assigned to Pei Ji as his opponent.

Pei Ji's blood is impure, and his sword intent is mostly controlled by the magic pressure. Therefore, he performed mediocre in the mountain test that year and was assigned to be an outer disciple.

But the protagonist is the protagonist after all, and the momentary downfall is just a prelude to a face-slapped counterattack. Through continuous practice, Pei Ji has gradually learned to constrain the demonic energy and show an extremely fierce sword intent. No one knows this secret, only he himself can feel the changes in his body, waiting for one day to pretend to be a pig and eat a tiger.

The original owner is the tiger.

It's too miserable, it's really miserable.

If she fights with all her strength, she shouldn't lose.

But the girl looked down on an ordinary outer disciple, and only used about 50% of her strength. When she realized the opponent's strength was good, she had fallen into a dead end that was difficult to resist.

Losing to him, the little girl exploded directly.

Ningning came through at this time.

According to the plot, she has to take the old path of being a vicious female partner step by step. Not only must she continue to die next to the hero, but she must also toss other characters around her cheeky until the end of the story.

The first step in this is to go to Pei Ji's residence after the test is over and humiliate him face to face.

The system that brought her here said: "Think about it, it's like you were the third in the class, and as a result, the final exam was the third from the bottom and you passed it. You said you were out of breath, do you want to retaliate?"

Ningning never tried.

Ningning ranks first in grade all year round.

And since she was a child, she didn't say much about swearing in Dalian, let alone bullying.

"You don't have to feel too guilty."

The system comforted her: "The villain is also a necessary part of the plot! Think about it, if you don't bully the male lead, he won't practice hard to surpass you; if he doen't practice hard, his cultivation will be impossible; His character can't be mentioned in his cultivation base. Where can he survive in the realm of cultivation? I don't know when he will have his deadlocks."

In the end, he emphasized his tone and gave the final word: "Heaven's proud! The hero of the full text! You fell because you refused to bully him, how can you bear it!"

It's a fallacy.

However, Ningning was persuaded by it very hopelessly. She felt that she was just a little trash with an unresolute position.

After all, according to the plot, the death of the original owner not only does not bring any substantial harm to the hero, but also allows him to obtain various treasures of opportunity by accident.

On the contrary, she suffered from bad results and was embarrassed every time she couldn't get off the stage.

So when I first read the original work, as long as the female partner started to be a demon, Ning Ning would involuntarily think: Okay, the male lead can pretend to slap her face again.

Seeing her attitude eased, the system continued: "The most important thing is that when the mission is over, I will help you hang out and start a new life in this world-you die so easily in your previous life, aren't you reconciled?"

When this sentence came out, Ningning fell silent and stopped refuting.

In the original world, she died of a serious illness.

Seventeen years old, with advanced gastric cancer, lying on the bed with severe pain, unable to move or speaking, even breathing is a burden.

The system was right, she really didn't want to die so early in vain.

Ningning is not a hypocritical person, and immediately nodded and said, "Good boss, thank you boss, I will work hard!"

So she finally came to the residence of the hero Pei Ji.

Unlike the small courtyard where the direct disciples are independent, the outer disciples live in a three-person disciple room. This also directly led to Pei Ji being unscrupulously bullied by his roommates for a long time.

His background is really poor, he grew up in a small village, and his knowledge is superficial. What's more, Pei Ji has demonic energy in his body, and he is the heir of a demonic cultivator. There is also descent discrimination in the world of cultivating immortals.

They laughed at him as an unclean bastard, and they often punched and kicked him. As for Pei Ji to stand out in the competition today...

It was the dinner party, and most of the people were not in the dormitory. Ning Ning was standing at the door before, vaguely hearing a voice coming from inside.

"Quick, what kind of tricks did you use? It's just a waste. How can this kind of growth happen overnight?"

"Let's search for his clothes, we must be able to find something inaccessible!"

"Buddy dare to hit me? See if I won't kill you!"

After that, the voice faded, and she couldn't hear clearly, and she could only vaguely recognize the rustling sound similar to punches and kicks.

Seeing that there was no movement in the room, Ning Ning was worried that the male lead would be beaten to death, and there was no time to think too much, so she immediately used her palm to gently push the wooden door open.

With a squeak, the crimson overwhelming outside the door rushed in, and there were really bloodstains like tidal water. Under the dim candlelight and the broken shadow of the setting sun, she could clearly see the scene in the house.

There are three people in total.

The disciple in white stood with her back to her, shaking violently for some reason. When I turned around, I was full of horror, as if I saw a cannibal scourge.

The black-haired and black-clothed boy stood holding a sword, and the blade was aimed at the other person's throat. As she pushed the door and entered, Ningning happened to hear his unfinished sound, and he was so cold as he to says: "...I don't mind killing you."

After speaking, he squeezed his lips and turned his head, his dark eyes and pupils were full of hostility, unable to conceal his killing intent.

The one leaning against the wall with the long sword, apparently had just been beaten, his right cheek was high and swollen, and his clothes and hair were messy.

He seemed to be in terrible pain, and he let out a few muffled gasps in his throat, and his tail trembled.

A total of three people lived in the disciple room, and the other two would indeed humiliate Pei Ji together.

She knew that one of them named Nie Zhi liked to wear white clothes, so the one holding the sword was the other villain who was sinking the bridge. As for the miserable guy in the corner——

The male protagonist actually has such embarrassed moments.

and so.

Ningning thought, as a qualified vicious female partner, what should she say now?

Must I also join your multiplayer sports?

Let go of that hero and let me come?

She has roughly adapted to her personality, so when the three of them turned their heads to look here, she did not feel panic, but raised their eyebrows pretendingly and smiled: "Why stop? Go on."

This looks like staring at trash, this superior tone.

Full marks!

Ningning started in the same year as them, and she was passed on by Tianxian's son, and was immediately recognized by Nie Zhi: "You are the elder Tianxian..."

It was strange, why he seemed so scared, as if there was a hungry wolf chasing him from behind him.

Is it because the bullying behavior was discovered on the spot by the same door, and his face couldn't hold back for a while?

On the contrary, the face of the sinking bridge holding the sword was as usual, with a frown, his eyes were full of ugliness: "What are you here for?"

It was cold enough, and at first glance, it was the bad boy head here.

In fact, this person is pretty good-looking, with handsome eyebrows and straight nose, just looks so fierce.

Ningning glanced at him, and pointed to the male lead who fell on the ground: "I'm looking for him."

Perceiving the other's stunned moments, she stepped forward briskly and walked to the male lead.

The rumored stunning face has been beaten up and bruised, making it hard to see what it looks like. She secretly regretted and thought very seriously:

How did Ningning speak in the original book?

"Oh, I was beaten so badly."

"You know in your heart why I'm here. You don't even look at your identity. An outer disciple dare to provoke me?"

"You belong to the Xuanxu faction, but you have done this kind of thing. If it weren't for thinking that the teacher will go out of the same door, today I will kill you, a person with a bad heart."

"Frankly explain, what did you do?"

The original owner didn't believe that he would be defeated by the outer disciples, and naturally thought that Pei Ji had used a sly trick, and only by cheating could he have the power to fight her.

Ningning only intercepted the least hurtful sentences in her words, and omitted all other "trash", "bastard" and inexplicable swear words, and said it was dirty.

She recites her lines in a violent manner, and never forgets a cold snort that fits the character. She lifted her white chin slightly, and glanced at the black-clothed Shen An Bridge beside her: "It's you."

Ningning's mouth and guns are just a pleasure. If you really want to talk about viciousness, you still have to look at this big brother with a very villainous temperament.

However, perhaps it was because she acted so realistically.

Before the thin lips of the black-clothed boy opened, the male protagonist lying in the corner let out a heart-piercing cry, tears rolled out of the swollen narrow gap: "It's... it's me. My fault! Forgive me!"

Ningning: Slowly put a question mark.

and so on.

Male lead, what are you doing, male lead! Didn't the book say that you "Even if you were burned by the fire of purgatory for three days and three nights, you never begged for mercy"! Why is he crying into such a virtue after only being trained by her?

Is she so scary?

Ningning was a little dazed by his reaction, and heard the other party continue to whimper and say: "I'm a new recruiting, please don't tell the elder! I stole Pei Ji's sword, so he can only use a broken iron sword to participate in Zongmen Grand Competition... it's all my fault, please forgive me!"

Pei Ji's sword.

Did he steal it?

Isn't this person Pei Ji? ? ?

Ningning finally realized what it means to have ten thousand grass and mud horses galloping past in her heart, and she was about to suffocate with horror.

If the one being beaten is not the male lead, then...

She barely maintained an awkward but polite smile, turned her head, and took a close look at the black-clothed boy holding the sword.

The angular profile of the face was beautiful and cold white, and when it was covered with the afterglow of the setting sun like blood, it looked like a flawless white jade that was soaked in blood, adding a bit of cold and perverse.

What she could see was a pair of beautiful Danfeng eyes with the tails of the eyes curled up, and the dark pupils were filled with shadows, like a cold and bottomless pool.

Below the end of the right eye, there is a man who has been mentioned countless times in the novel, and belongs to the male protagonist Pei Ji...

Crimson moles with tears.

Ningning: Heart·muscle·infarction·block.

Heaven is going to kill her.

She may, probably, possibly, confessed the wrong person.

The one lying on the ground is the villain's long sleeve sinking bridge.

No wonder she would see Nie Zhi's horrified eyes when she opened the door and entered. People are not afraid of her, but are afraid of Pei Ji who suddenly resists with a sword and looks like Asura.

So what is the plot now.

Finally, the male protagonist no longer hides his strength, and on the spot he killed his fellow who tried to insult him, and he was very villainous and pointed his sword on his neck.

And she, the vicious female partner appointed by the author, came forward when the male lead was humiliated and coldly taught the stinky boy who bullied him.

Is this what a male lead and a vicious female partner should do?

Seeing that her expression was wrong, Nie Zhi, who was standing by, was frightened.

He and Shen Anqiao were jealous of Pei Ji's emergence in the Zongmen Grand Competition, and believed that the kid had used tricks, so they blocked him in the disciple room and bullied him as usual.

Unexpectedly, Pei Ji actually resisted halfway, and instantly knocked Shen'an Bridge to the ground.

Even more unexpectedly, Tian Xianzi's direct disciple would suddenly push the door in.

It has long been heard that this eldest lady has a perverse and domineering personality, but now she actually condescends to come forward for Pei Ji. What is this called? It's definitely love!

The infatuated girl Kendo loves every source of frustration, and has a soft spot for a strange boy who defeats her. Not only does she chase him all the way to his house, she also reprimands her fellow who has insulted him without hesitation.

I have long heard that this kind of arrogant girl will have a soft spot for people who defeat her. It seems that what is written in the script is indeed true.

Nie Zhi was shocked and frightened. He conceived a whole story of sadomasochism in Ningning's sad love and loneliness. However, as the heroine of the story, Ning Ning didn't know anything about it.

She just felt that it was over.

She once promised the system to complete the task properly, but the beginning of the game fell apart, and the plot was so broken that even she could not recognize it.

This is not possible.

If you promise others, you must do well, even if you are a vicious female partner, you must have professional ethics!

"I didn't come here to help you specifically."

The original owner has seen Pei Ji, so naturally she can't use "accepting the wrong person" as an excuse. Ningning gritted her teeth and said this, because of the remorse, the roots of her ears were a little hot.

What she said was true, but it was not the same when it reached the ears of several other people.

Seeing the crimson on the girl's white earlobes, Mr. Nie trembles.

He blushed as he said, and he was anxious to clear up the relationship with Pei Ji. As soon as he opened his mouth, he knew it was the old Tsundere. Since he didn't come here to help him, why did he say that to Shen Anqiao?

Pei Ji was expressionless, Nie Zhi thoughtfully.

Ningning always felt that the atmosphere was not quite right, and greeted with the dark eyes of the former, and added unconvincedly: "Listen well, I was defeated by you in the competition today because I used less than half of my strength.Don't be too proud, I will beat you sooner or later!"

This is what the original owner said in the book.

However, as soon as this remark came out, Nie Zhi even showed a look of "it is so".

He thought that Ningning only fell in love with him after losing to Pei Ji, but judging from this passage, this little ancestor had already been deeply rooted in him.

In order for that kid to win the competition, she actually only used fiifty percent strengths, fifty percent! For the sake of love, even the honor of Jianmen can be ignored. What a sacrifice and dedication is this!

The direct disciple is worthy of being a direct disciple, and even chasing people is so pure and refined.

If I let her know, I have bullied her sweetheart...

Shen Anqiao, who was pointed at by Pei Ji with a sword, was already in tears. Nie Zhi was worried that he would repeat the same mistakes. It is better to take advantage of the flirtatiousness of the two to leave this place of right and wrong.

So he thought for a moment and lowered his voice to a pleasing smile: "I'm disturbing, can I go one step ahead?"

In order to make Ningning happy, he did not forget to add a sentence after saying: "The appearance of the two beautiful, talented couple is really enviable.If i will continue to stay here, I am afraid that it will disturb the two of you to increase your relationship."

He spoke with great eloquence, but he didn't know that this was the greatest denial of other people's business ability. He was called a minefield and had a brilliant smile, and he could fly to the sky side by side with the sun.

Ningning was angry and wronged.

Please, please respect her status as a vicious female partner, who wants to increase relationships with the male lead.