"We're here," said Commander Huang Nian Zu with a smirk. As far as I could tell, we were in the middle of the ocean, with nothing around us, so how could he be so sure?
"You sure?" I asked, raising my eyebrow. I looked over the edge of the boat and saw, deep down beneath us, the outline of a big fucking shark. 'Where are you?' I demanded to Beta, not sure where my zombie minion was.
'Under you, my Lord,' he assured me, but given the fact that there was also a shark under me, I was not all that assured.
'What about the shark?' I asked him, still looking down and ignoring the commander. He could fuck right off if he thought that I was going to be jumping on top of a shark.
I could see something purple coming out of the shark, and all of a sudden, it disappeared. 'Eaten,' came the answer. I narrowed my eyes. I knew that blood in the water would attract more sharks, and that was the exact opposite of what I wanted.
