I waited until everyone had finished their breakfast before I broke the news of my plan. "I was hoping to put Liu Wei in charge today, dealing with the commander and all that crap," I said with a bright smile. "I figured that without Wang Chao here; you were the most logical choice."
"And you didn't think to put yourself in charge?" smirked Liu Wei as he delicately wiped his face with a napkin.
"Nope," I admittedly shook my head. "I didn't think that I would be able to deal with all the crap about military vs. civilian and whatever else they could throw at us without wanting to stab one of them. Mind you; I think stabbing one of them would be a very fun thing to do. How did the word stab even come about? I mean, it doesn't make sense. Knifed would have made sense since the instrument would have been a knife. You could have forked somebody. But forked sounds a lot like fuck, and maybe you won't want to say that."
