Siting down at the dinner table I say ( mom what did you make tonight) ( food )
After dinner I take a shower and go to sleep.
Going downstairs the next morning and walking outside to the back of the house I see my weed plant and see there ready to be cut and dried. The plant about 10 feet tall and has 17 tops cutting all 10 down I bring them in to the drying room and walk the table for breakfast.( my baby why did you cut down your plants ) ( there ready so I'm drying them this plant will help the older Shinobi's recover from the war that's why I grew them so big) when I was in earth I spent my childhood and half my teenage years of in Iraq my father was what you called really old Fashion he want a son that could face death and not be scared. It worked but after 500 kills I left back home and had to remember when my friends getting blown up and killed around me for most of my life after the war was the gym and smoking weed to help with the flash backs.
( how can that plant help them son) ( there is a special chakra in the plant that helps you to keep control of your emotions and also have your body and mind relax) ( yes that would help them) ( yes but it also has side effects you will be high and your Motor control will get worse so they have to stay home after smoking it I'll be keeping the plant with the most crystals so we can try it) this plant is so full of trycombs that I had to set it in the middle so it won't get in the floor of the house.
It's been a week and today I'm going to talk with the saru about giving the veterans the weed. Walking in the office I say ( saru I need you to get the retired Shinobi here) ( what for ) ( I've got a new medicine for them to able to sleep at night and not have flashbacks throughout the day) ( really now ok I'll call them) standing on top of the hokage tower look down to the older generation I see some of my old classmates( my friend and brothers and sisters in hand I have found new medicine so help your condition witch I named PTSD standing for Post Traumatic stress disorder and this plant you smoke like tobacco I will give you a amount I want you to only smoke it once a day at 11:00 AM please use it diligently and be careful as it does make you lose motor control with my clans support you will have teams of jonnie watching over you form protections if you have high bounties and i as senju clan head put my life on the line saying this medicine will work) I watch them all agree and I say ( please go to the stadium in the middle of the village is where you will receive a pipe and the medicine please enjoy) I teleport back home.
Walking to the living room I see kushina and mito I say ( is naruto asleep ) ( yes he is ) mito replied ( okay stay her I'll be back) grabbing the weed and I grab a tobacco leaf and walk back out setting it down kushina ask( what will happen) ( you will feel relaxed and tired) at lest that what I think the reason I keep the 20 ft tall plant was because I put my Wood style chakra In it rolling the blur I light it and take a hit and pass it to my mother and say( take a small hit both of you it will make you cough) after we smoke haft of it I say ( so what with the both of you mom you were using my hand to masturbate and kushina you were using my leg so tell me what's going on)
( I'm sorry but I've spent the last 40 years without sex and you come home and your strong and have a musk to you the women in the compound have been taking photos of you in the bath you see the uzumaki women will be attracted to the strongest uzumaki alive and that's you)