"Zheng Dali, Liu Yichen, I fuck your ancestors, you shall not be allowed to die, you fucking let go of me!"
A radish down, Chen Qiyuan immediately began to twitch, he wrung his butt, struggling fiercely, trying to get that radish off.
"Little master, quick, help me hold him down!" Zheng Dali, holding the radish with one hand, pressed Chen Qiyuan with the other, and called out to me.
Hearing this, I immediately rushed up and held down the back of Chen Qiyuan's head with both hands, once again shoving his head into the toilet.
Chen Qiyuan still kept struggling and cursing, but then Zheng Dali flushed again and his voice became "Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ..."
"Chen Qiyuan I warn you, this radish just in a head, behind there is a large half, you know its thickest place is how much? Come, I will give you a comparison, you see my fist did not? The thickest part of it has to top my two fists. Hey, do you know what it would be like if this thing is all stuffed in?" Zheng Dali asked Chen Qiyuan with a bad smile on his face.
"I confess, I confess all, I beg you to spare me--"
Chen Qiyuan finally gave in ...
"Ten years ago, I once went to the mountains to sketch, and then because I stayed in the scenery, I forgot the time and got lost on the return trip."
A few moments later, in the middle of the living room, the three-chamber trial continued, and this time, without us asking, Chen Qiyuan himself said it all.
"Go on," Zheng Dali was professional, listening and taking notes.
"I was wandering around the mountain until midnight, and then I was so tired that I couldn't do anything else, and I fell asleep lying in the grass layer by the roadside." Chen Qiyuan said.
"And after that," Zheng Dali asked, looking at him.
Chen Qiyuan took a deep breath, frowned and organized his thoughts: "Then I had a very strange dream, I dreamed of a woman wearing big red clothes, she looked very beautiful, bead hairpin full of flowers, clothes are also embroidered, she led me all the way forward, and finally arrived at a big house."
Hearing this, Zheng Dali and I did not feel is to look at each other, both feel that the next may have to happen some evil things.
As expected, Chen Qiyuan then said: "At that time in the dream, I was confused, and I did not know who the woman, let alone know what the big house is, and then I was very curious, I asked the woman's name, why did she bring me here. The woman did not say anything, she just pointed to a big stone tablet at the entrance of the house, which was engraved with big words in traditional Chinese, about the residence of the county princess Xiyu or something, at that time I did not look too clearly, because the stone tablet was obviously some years old, the surface was a bit weathered, so the handwriting was not very clear."
"And then after that, the woman led me to continue to go inside, and finally came to a room, where the beads and shadows, light shimmering, piled with treasures, I was looking at the eyes are blurred, directly towards those treasures pounced. But unfortunately, the woman blocked me, and then she dragged me out and pushed me away." Chen Qiyuan said here, paused for a moment: "I certainly do not want to go, but she forced me to go, and at the end told me that the night of the full moon to come back to her, then not to mention the treasures, even her whole person is mine. Once I heard this, I was delighted and took this to heart, and when I returned to the journey I also looked carefully at the surroundings and took note of the road."
"Don't tell me it was the female corpse that gave you the dream, the corpse does not have a soul, and can not dream, do you understand?" Hearing this, Zheng Dali could not help but grunt coldly.
This statement made Chen Qiyuan a little helpless, he frowned and thought for a moment, then said to Zheng Dali: "You hear me out first."
"Say it quickly," Zheng Dali said with a cold snort.
"Then I woke up from my dream, and it was dawn, and I found my way down the mountain." Chen Qiyuan said here, looked at us and said, "I believe you should also know that many things, although very real in the dream, but in reality it is easy to forget, so I forgot about this matter at that time, I did not go to the mountain on the night of the full moon to find that woman. This thing until a year later, I went to that mountain sketching again, this time I did not get lost, and spent the night in a farmhouse, and in the middle of the night someone came knocking on the door. I opened the door and looked, and found that it was the woman in red."
Hearing this, Zheng Dali obviously winced, and then he couldn't help but glare at Chen Qiyuan and said, "Say clearly, whether you saw her in a dream, or awake!"
"I think it was in a dream, but it felt very real at the time. I remember that night was a half-moon, very bright, the mountain wind was blowing, and her earrings were still gently ringing." Chen Qiyuan very carefully described the situation, which in turn made Zheng Dali's cold silence more powerful.
"Don't give me any credence, I don't believe your bullshit, on which mountain did you see that woman?" Zheng Dali, in order to embolden himself, could only power up and slap the table.
"It's Danxia Mountain, haven't you been there? The maple forest there is very beautiful, especially in autumn, really like a cloud of haze," Chen Qiyuan looked at Zheng Dali said.
Zheng Dali can not carry a bit, fumbling from the drawer to pull out a pack of cigarettes, bored to light a, ruthlessly smoked up.
"Buddy, give me one too," I said to Zheng Dali.
"This-" Zheng Dali hesitated, gaze to the old blind man, found that he did not have any reaction, can not help but quietly hand me one.
"Continue," Zheng Dali waved the lighter, help me light the cigarette, then glared at Chen Qiyuan said.
Hearing this, Chen Qiyuan continued: "At that time I saw that woman, only to suddenly remember that dream before, and then the woman asked me why I did not go to her for so long. I could only find an excuse that I could not find the way, then she smiled faintly and took off a hair from her head, tied it on my wrist, and told me that I must come on the next full moon night, then follow the hair, you can find the place."
"After this she left, I slept in a daze until dawn, and when I woke up, I didn't see any hair, but there was an extra black fine line on my wrist. This convinced me that what happened in the dream could be true." Chen Qiyuan said with a tight frown.
"Then you went to her on the night of the full moon?" Zheng Dali clutched his cigarette and looked at Chen Qiyuan with a sneer, obviously disdainful of his story. It's no wonder he, after all, he hadn't seen the female corpse until now.
"Yes, I went to the full moon," Chen Qiyuan nodded, "I did have trouble finding my way at that time, but whenever I went in the wrong direction, there seemed to be hair on my wrist tugging me, so I followed that hair all the way and ended up deep in the mountain forest."
"And then what? You found the big house? Beauty and treasure are all yours, f*ck, you think I'm stupid, right?" Zheng Dali said as he looked at Chen Qiyuan with disdain.
"Yes, I did find it, but what I found was not a big house," Chen Qiyuan took a deep breath and looked at Zheng Dali, "but a big tomb."
"A big tomb?" Zheng Dali's lips shivered, and the cigarette in his mouth fell directly into his pants.