Hollywood What If Chapter 317
Malvides was a famous tourist place. The place had beautiful islands and tropical weather, a nice place to take a vacation.
Kazir was actually interested in building a villa on one of the islands in this country. However, after learning a lot about the costs, he decided to think about it seriously. Money doesn't grow on trees, they are green but not leaves...
Despite being a small country, it was an expensive destination. It's a remote location with limited space, high-end accommodations, limited local resources, and luxury taxes. A vacation in this country was expensive. But that didn't change the fact that it was a beautiful country.
Kazir and Angelina immediately fell in love with the landscape. The couple rented a nipa hut and sipped coconut juice while gazing at the pearly white sand and endless blue ocean.
They both wore sunglasses to protect their eyes from the sun. Angelina wore a summer hat, she was in a blue bikini and her perfect figure was on another level. She was sexy and beautiful.
"What do you think? Should we build a resort here?" Angelina asked.
It was still the early 2000s and Kazir had the opportunity to own a resort in the small country. But he decided not to.
"Let's go to Bali or Boracay next time. Maybe we can build a resort there." Kazir replied.
"Okay."
They both loved the peaceful atmosphere of the island. They lived in the noisy city of Los Angeles, and the atmosphere between the two places was very different. Every once in a while, they appreciated something as quiet as this.
While they were resting in the nipa hut, three Caucasian women approached them curiously.
"Excuse me, but are you Director Kazir Grey?" One of the women asked Kazir.
"Yes, I'm Kazir Grey." Kazir was surprised because he hadn't expected anyone to recognize him in this place.
Kazir was famous because he always had a cameo in every CCU movie, but his fame was still nothing compared to superstars. At least in terms of celebrity, Kazir was nothing compared to Tom Cruise or Julia Roberts.
Suddenly, the woman who recognized Kazir screamed happily.
"Kyaaahhh---! Oh my God, I didn't expect to see you here. Director Grey, I'm a fan. I've seen all your movies, I can name them all without a problem."
She immediately hugged Kazir and jumped on his chest, rubbing her face against his chest. Kazir flinched instinctively. He was shocked and uncomfortable.
Note that three women were wearing nothing but bikinis, so the woman's skin brushed against him and he didn't feel comfortable at all. This sudden skin interaction makes him shiver, but in a negative way.
"I'm sorry, but I think you should..."
"I love all your movies, from Haunted Potatoes to Zombie Pajama Dance Party to The Mummy Makeover..."
"All right, all right, that's enough."
Angelina separated the two by "gently" pulling the woman off Kazir's chest. Angelina kept her smile on, but Kazir knew his girlfriend was angry. Luckily, Angelina was wearing sunglasses, so her death-staring eyes were covered. Otherwise the three women might run away in fear.
"And who are you anyway?" The woman glared at Angelina.
"Me? I'm Angelina Jolie, Kazir's girlfriend."
"Oh, so you're really Angelina Jolie? Looking at you in person, you're actually not that beautiful."
"Bitch what?" Angelina was enraged and ready to pull the woman's hair.
The other two Caucasian women felt that their friend was acting crazy, so they tried to mediate.
But the woman was too hot-headed to listen. Kazir stood between them to stop her.
"I'm sorry, but Angelina and I are on vacation, I hope you will respect our privacy."
"Of course, of course I respect you, Director Grey." The woman nodded.
"But before I go, could I have your autograph, please? My friend here has a permanent marker."
"... Okay?" Kazir tilted his head, a little confused. He looked at Angelina and the woman clicked her tongue, but decided to agree, as long as the bitch left them alone.
"Can you sign your name on my chest, oh, sign on my left tit instead! Please!"
"I think I'll sign on a newspaper instead." Kazir had a newspaper and decided to write on it instead. Besides, he knew that Angelina would be angry if he signed on someone's breast or tit.
"Okay, that's fine too."
The three women left a few minutes later.
"... Do you guys always experience this?" Kazir asked Angelina.
He knew that celebrities experienced being harassed in public. Sometimes celebrities suffered from stalkers who followed them like rabid dogs.
"That's right." Angelina sighed. Angelina didn't like the woman at all, the woman had no respect for Kazir and Angelina.
"Sometimes they send a dead mouse to your mailbox."
"I think that's not a fan, but a hater." Kazir thought.
"This is the first day of the year and something bad has already happened. Tch, it's because of that bitch. I hope it will not happen again." Angelina grumbled. Her mood changed and Kazir had to spoil her again to make her happy...
Having unreasonable fans was probably one of the curses of being a celebrity.
Celebrities had experienced it many times, but Kazir hadn't expected to receive the same treatment.
'Does this mean I'm already famous?'
The two decided to return to the resort and spend the rest of the day in the room. They didn't want to be disturbed by another crazy woman.
'Now that I think about it, I never experience this kind of harassment when Erica is with me. She's so tall and looks threatening because of her scar, so that's probably one of the reasons why some people are afraid to come near me. I guess Erica is worth hiring after all.'
Erica Mendez looked like a soldier, even though she was an assistant... Well, she was one.
Surprisingly, Erica was a mother of twins. Whenever Erica had a day off, she always spent it with her family.
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[Many readers told me that Kazir really needed a vacation, so I decided to give him one. Although it seems that this vacation was not a good experience for both Kazir and Angelina].