"Baby! Your mom is here, missed me?!"
"Welcome back! Oh yes! I missed you so much, so much! Being with Sophie is boring."
"Oh, after answering so many questions, you say that? Ungrateful! Mom, I grabbed the pillow-"
I rushed over and covered her mouth.
"Don't pay attention to her, mom, come here, give me a hug! I missed you so much!"
"Baby! Sniff!"
Ah, pretending is really hard.
"Stop hugging each other! It's like you've never done it before!"
"Mom."
"Yes, baby?"
"Sophie is jealous, she must feel left out."
"What? Why would I be jealous? Crazy!"
"How cute! Come here, Sophie, I have love for both of you!"
What am I doing? I'm fulfilling the dream of many people in my world.
In a joint hug with a Milf and a cosplay girl. I'm going to change this atmosphere right now:
"Mom."
"Yes, baby?"
"How was it?"
Upon hearing that, her expression turned serious:
"The Central Legion will make a new announcement so that this doesn't happen again."
"I understand."
"Don't worry, baby, don't be afraid or feel guilty. Your mom will solve any problem."
Why does she have to be like this? Oh, I have to look for the lightning woman today. I need to learn the basics of my innate gift.
"Mom, I'm fine. Besides, having just you two by my side is more than enough for me."
"Baby..."
"Oh, I remembered, I have to go out for a while."
"What?"
"I have to go out for a while."
"What?"
"I have to go out for a while!"
"Sophie, did you hear what I heard?"
"I... I think so, did you hear what I heard?"
"I... I think so, so, we both heard the same thing?"
"If you and I heard the same thing then we really heard the same thing."
They stared at each other...
"Stop repeating the same thing! I'm going out and I'm going alone."
"Sophie, did you hear what I heard?"
"I... I think-"
"Enough! I'm going."
"Wait, baby! It's dangerous to go out alone today, I'll go with you."
"No, I need to go alone."
"What are you going to do?"
"I..."
What excuse do I say?
"I... I'm going to meet someone."
"What..."
"Liar! Besides being crazy, you're a liar! How can you have a date? You hardly ever leave the house!"
"If I said I'm going to meet someone, it's because I'm going to meet someone."
"Lies! Who would be crazy to go on a date with you? Do you think this girl is normal?"
"Mom, Sophie is offending me. Did I say it was a romantic date? Mom, do you think I would lie?"
"No, although has been mute until recently... My baby is pure and innocent, I don't believe he would lie. Must have your reason."
"See, Sophie?"
"Mother, be rational!"
"That's enough, it's the first time your brother asks and wants to do something. Baby, like I said, it's still dangerous to go out alone. It's better to wait a few days."
"Mom, I've already postponed it too much. Hmmmm, do I have any clothing that covers the whole body and a face accessory?"
"Crazy! Why would you have such clothes?"
"Well, I don't have? Mom, I want! I can walk around without anyone knowing it's me."
"Ohhh, I understand. I'll buy it right away."
"Mother! Why do you do everything he asks for? Besides, walking around like that will attract attention."
"Sophie, I know how to be discreet and if they sell clothes like that, some people must wear them. Mom, go buy it quickly."
"Of course, baby, I'll be back soon!"
"Why, why is Mother not It is rational when it comes to my brother??"