The Humvees, tanks, and soldiers showered Jake Frank with bullets. His purple trenchcoat was shredded to bits, along with his ornamental cigar.
"Damn, those were new. So, our boys in green, to whom do I owe this pleasant visit? Also, can anyone give me some pants? My pelvic bone is out there for everyone to see. I'm kind of embarrassed."
Jake Frank put his bony hands behind his head and thrust his pelvic bone in the air. Only the base of his cigar was left between his teeth.
"Now if you let me, gentleman, I have work to do."
A man yelled.
"What work, you freak? You are dead already." Jake Frank stopped dead in his tracks.
"Do you like not being able to buy a house? I need to see a man about a monopoly."
The man yelled back,
"You are bypassing the judicial process and using cruel and unusual punishment on your victims; you are not the angel you think you are."
Jake once again stopped dead in his tracks.