Logan Cook owned a large lobbying company. He sold access to senators to those who would buy it. Life was good.
I went to one of those idea dinners where we do some insider trading. When the work was done, it was time to talk about yachts.
Jackson Griffith, a high-ranking representative at a famous loan firm, Rizzbezzler, smiled.
"I have a Jaan™. It's elegant and beautiful."
Jackson expected the entire table of businessmen to shudder. Jaan™ was not easy to match. It was not only large, but it was also profoundly luxurious. He brought out his phone and played a video. It was the glittering insides of the yacht; its seats were adorned with velvet. There were women in bikinis with martinis in their hands.