SANGO: You're not even a god what right do you have to stop us
OGUN: maybe he's here to welcome us
OSUN: leave the kid (IFA) alone, let's listen to what he has to say
SANGO: Queen of the Sea (OSUN) who doesn't know you are so kindhearted
IFA: (picks his ear)
SANGO: I god of Thunder and Fire never listens to anyone then who are you to stop us from going to the MORTAL WORLD you half breed
IFA: (sigh) might not be a god (IFA IS A DEMIGOD) but I've KILLED a lot of GODS and if you want to go to the MORTAL WORLD you have to pass through me SONS OF A BITCHES
GODS: abominable
SANGO: KILL HIM!!!
That's my story they said I killed 2000 gods that day forcing them back to the GOD REALM well Impressive isn't it even if I'm a DEMIGOD I still did it because I'm the strongest
MOTHER: IFA!!!!!! are you done with washing the dishes
IFA: 😥😥 mom...er...yes...no...
MOTHER: where is my slippers (footwear) I'm COMING FOR YOU
IFA: 😭😭😭 mom please not the slippers I prefer cane
BAM. BAM. BOOM 😭😭😭😭 AAARRRRRRHHH