If your house is burning who will you save your Million, Parents or Little sister or all of them 🥺
I am an object if i laugh it will laugh, If i cry it will cry what am i
Which animal has bite u before,
Me is: lion🦁
Please don't lie oo 😂
Matter dey ground ooo
Cucumber don break inside precious
Nyash🤣🚶🚶
💦
Don't lie. Do you have someone who texts, chats, calls and check up on you everyday
Have you ever been in a relationship with someone ,but still feel lonely??
To avoid insult, do not date any girl from
2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006.
They don't ever have respect.👌😁😁🏃🏃
Laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Emmanuel : police, am here to give some report !
police : ok what are the report ?
Emmanuel : two boys are fightiñg !
police : where is the evidence ?
Emmanuel : this are their shoes !
police : ok i will work on that right now.
Emmanuel: sir another case o !
police : go on...
Emmanuel : i heard that he is a son of dévil
police : who ??
Emmanuel : the person reading this post !
police : what is the evidence ??
Emmanuel : he will never like and type i love u God !
Police: just let me confirm maybe he is a son of real devil.
Am not too good in cooking but at least I know kettle is used for frying meat😒😒
😂😂
I buy Iphone 8 to go Impress Village People
I reach there
Bikeman dey use 14pro 😦
Just this morning i heard someone
crying in
front of my compound.
When went closer.:
.
Me.: hi! Why ar u crying.
. Girl.: I'm cheating on him
.
Me.: u dont have to cry out your eyes
on this.
Sometimes it normally happens.
.
Gir.: i have to cry. I promise him never
to cheat on him. Now i
fail him.
.
Me.: please stop crying.
.
Girl.: i want to show him how much
I'm sorry for what i have done. He
have suffered alot 4 me to be alife
today.
.
Me.: hmmmm.... And who is that lucky
Guy?
.
Girl.: ''GOD'' I LOVE HIM SO MUCH. I cant
stop thinking about all the good
things he had done for me.
.
If u are grateful of all the good things
God has done for
You.
Just take 2secs and type THANK U
LORD.
1. Ladies are so extrā drāmatic when they get mād. Everything is *"bye, delēte my nūmber, you won't hear from me again, I hāt£ you, I'm done, have a blessed life, leāve me aløne"*, and they will sit there waiting for a rēply.😂😂
2. imagine life withøut makeups 💄... some girls would have been our brothers💀😂💔
3. I told you someone is related to me and you are asking if it is by bløød.... No it's by juice😒😒
4. If new born babies of this days knew the nūmber of men that sūcked the same brēãst before them,
they will prefer garri 😂😏
5. Did you know that veterinary døctors are the only døctors that eat their patients..? 🐂🐐🐑🐆🐓🐪🥢🍴
Who else notice that? 🤣
Knowledge will not kīll me😏🤣
6. Secrētly Everyone is a Bārber😂😂Døn't ask me høw😂🤗
7. When the forehead is big, they wear mini skirt so the føcus won't be on the billboard 🏃🏻♀️🏃🏻♀️
8. Are you feeling neglected or abandøned? Do you want your friends to always have you in their heart and constantly stay in touch? Borrøw money from all of them and travel!!!🤔😋😊
9. Ladies try and give your høusehelp a day off every week to go quench her thirst otherwise she will drink from your cup😂😂
I cūm in peace😂
10. What is mine is surely gonna come back to me....shey them Nevēr stēal your phone b4😂😏
11. Støp b£āting dogs at a weddings reception because you're all there for the same reason😂😂
12. I just made you happy, I pray God tøuch your heart to add me for more interesting jokes
Finally I got the full meaning of "HUSBAND"
Handsome, Useful, Smart, But, At, Night, Dangerous😂
★😂FUNNY JOKES 😂★
This is the reason why my mom wants me to marry on time😂😂😂😂
1. My shortest relationship lasted for two hours, she gave me her nūmber at 7pm and at 9pm I texted her goodnight, she replied "gewnhyt tew yew tew swyreah" I immediately delēted her nūmber and bløcked the spelling vīrus before it spread🏃🏃🏃🏃🚶🚶😯😟😂😂😂😂😂😂
2. A kid went mīssing.
His family uploaded a message with his photo. He was found !!! That's a big thanks to Facebøok. Now, it is more than three months he is not able to go to school.
Why? Because whenever people see him, they take him back home. Why? Because the message is still circulating on Facebook.
Please støp sharing old Facebook messages 😑😑🙄🙄😂😂
3. Jacob used a støne as a pillow and saw a vision, Samson used Delilah's thigh as a pillow and lost his vision. Check your pillow.😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑
4. If you have a prøblem with people holding their car keys in their hands when moving around ,hold your Transport Money....let's not complicate things😋🙄😂
5. TEACHER:* Give Me The Names Of The 3 KINGS That Brought Happiness And Peace In People's Lives?
*ME:*- Smo-king, Drin-king And Fuc-king..
The Teacher Is Now Escoting Me To The Head Teacher's Office, I Think They Are Going To Give Me A Bursary.😛😛
6. No weapøn formed against Me and my folløwers will prosper,,, AMEN 👏😶😶
7. May all the phones of those who Enjoy Dis post Without Dropping Comment Get Stølen or Else fall in a Basin of Water This My Humble Prayer 🏃🚶🚶🏃😛😂😋
A 16 year old boy ask his Mom: "Mom,
what are you going to get me for my
18th birthday ??
The Mother answers,"son that's still a
long way".
The boy turns 17 & one day he went
into comma.
His Mom took him to the hospital &
the doctor said,"Madam your child has
a bad heart".
The child Says,"did he tell you I'm
going to die?"
*Mom Starts crying*
The boy finally recovers on his 18th
Birthday, he comes on & on his bed
was a letter his mom had left him.
.
The letter said "Son if you are reading
this, is because everything went well."
Remember the day you asked me
'what was I going to give you on your
18th birthday & I didn't know what to
Answer you??'
"I gave you my heart" take care of it
and happy Birthday Son"
The mother was dead coz she had to
give up her heart to her son
Nothing is bigger than MOM's heart
*if you don't love your MOTHER just
Ignore but remember "God is always
watching".*
A guy came from America and told his village mother that he want to take her out, the mother was very happy to hear this. So the son took her to one of the best restaurant in Lagos.. when they got there, he ordered fried rice and chicken. When the waiter brought the food the mother shouted, yeah I love this food. Everyone in the restaurant were laughing at the guy and the mother,so the guy told her not to shout, that she should keep it to herself. They gave them spoon to eat the guy was using the spoon while the mother was using her hand, everybody were laughing. Instead of the guy to be angry he just smile and taught his mother how to use the spoon. They brought bottle water for them and the mother was using stroke. The guy smile and told her not to use stroke. When they are about to leave,one man went to the guy and said why didn't you get angry when she was embarrassing you?, The guy replied and said when I was a kid she taught me All I need to know. If she ask me to read 123 to ten,I will say 1,3,5,6,7,8,10, she never felt embarrassed, instead she will correct me. Now that she's old do you want me to let her down???
NOW IF YOU FEEL THE SAME WAY FOR YOUR MOTHER, just type MOM I will never let you down
And if she's no more type RIP MOM 💔
Dear reader💞💞
I might not know you, ✋☺
But I wish you the best in life. ☺🌻🌸
Please 🥺🙏 add or follow me for more interesting jokes 🙏👉 Diala Emmanuel
A girl will wear Pad, wear Pant, wear Tight, add Jean trouser & still Cross Legs... Sister how Air wan take enter the C P U😒
😂😂😂I cant stop laughing, I just love these kids...
*Teacher:* How old is your father?
*Kid:* He is 6 years.
*Teacher:* What? How is this possible?
*Kid:* He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!👌😳
😂😂😂
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
_______________________________
*TEACHER:* Joseph, go to the map and find North America .
*JOSEPH:* Here it is.
*TEACHER:* Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
*CLASS:* Joseph.👻👻👻
_______________________________
*TEACHER:* Wale, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
*WALE:* You told me to do it without using the tables.
🗄📐📕📘📓_____________________________
*TEACHER:* Adigun , how do you spell 'crocodile?'
*ADIGUN:* K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
*TEACHER:* No, that's wrong
*ADIGUN:* Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child) 🐊🐊
____________________________
*TEACHER:* Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for water?
*REBECCA :* H I J K L M N O.
*TEACHER:* What are you talking about?
*REBECCA:* Yesterday you said it's H to O. �♀�♂
____________________________
*TEACHER:* Moses, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
*MOSES:* Me! 🙋♂
____________________________
*TEACHER:* Abraham, why do you always get so dirty?
*ABRAHAM:* Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. 👨👦
____________________________
*TEACHER:* George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Peter , do you know why his father didn't punish him?
*PETER:* Because George still had the axe in his hand... 🔨🔨
______________________________
*TEACHER:* Buwembo, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
*BUWEMBO :* No sir, It's the same dog. 🐕🐕
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
____________________________
*TEACHER:* Femi, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
*FEMI:* A teacher 😤👺
_______________________________
*TEACHER:* Will you follow Emmy's page? 👇
*YOU:*. I swear I Will follow Emmy's page😋😋
*ME:* Remember you have sworned
.1. This one that I'm seeing wedding ceremony everywhere, nobody should mīstakenly marry my future wife ooh😂
2. Anytime I cook at home, the whole family decides to drink garri😏.... I don't know why😭😂😂
3. Impregnating a girl in Europe is so nice that her parents will even būy you a car😅 But in Nigeria, the cūrse alone will change your destiny😅😂😂😂
4. Love can make you see your boyfriend as the most handsome guy on earth😅😷. Brēāk up and see how ūgly the Idïot is😂😂😂
5. Being dūmped by someone you love can make you watch TV for 5hrs without volume I swēar 😂😂😂
6. I hāt£ it when going to put offering in church and one fat girl keeps dancing forward and backwards like GLO netwørk....mtchew😜
7. Glo weldone o! So I have to sit at the edge of my bed, turn a little to the left and open my mouth before network enter my phone.
8. Nevēr trust a girl with a Brøken phone! If she can brēāk her phone, then what is special in your hēart?
9. When I started Facebook last year I sēnt a friend request to pretty girl and she accepted! I was happy until she asked me to sēnd her mtn crēdit😂
10. No body keeps in touch with you than a girl you promise to sēnd møney💰😅, she can even appēar in your dream😱😜😅😂😂😂
11. Just because you are using MTN doesn't mean you should alløw your teeth to be yelløw😂
12. It took me 5 hours to compose this jokes and you say you will read without commenting? 😂😂😂I will not say anything. 😎😎😁
1. I was Shøcked when I heard A fat girl
singing I believe I Can Fly " My sister, have
you Ever seen an Elephant Flying Before?🙆🙆😂😂😂
2. Women will always tell you that men can
chēat and tell līes, but they seem to førgeting
that "What a man can do, a woman can do
better"... Guys are you with me??😏😏😂😂😂
3. My friend førgot his apple laptop on the floor
in my room. My grandma thought it was a scale.
CONCLUSION: My grandma now weighs
250,500naira😂😂😂😂😏
4. She told me she was coming to
my place by 9pm, But
she came by 7 pm & caught me
with another
woman...How can I forgive her for
lyīng to me??😩😲😩😂😂
5. Last night I had a dream and I was kīssing my
neighbour's daughter but this morning she saw
me
and pretēnded like nothing happened
Girls can prētend ooh😒😂😁😂
6. Some people will come to the ATM,
see others on queue and still ask
"is it paying"?
No, we came to vote for Buhari Again.. Please
shift jøor!
😠😠😂😂
7. I don't no why people who Sits in front of
a commercial Bus always Feel as if they
Have made it in life
😐😂😂😂
8. I will be naming my daughter *'Pregnant''* so
when a guy meets her:
Guy: Hi, am *lucky*
Her: Hi, am *Pregnant.*
*case Cløsed*
😂😂😂😂😂
9. When you are not fasting you
can stay till afternoon without
feeling hūngry.
But when you are fasting, even Tv
remote will be looking like gala in
your eyes... Is that not wītchcraft??😂😂😂
10. My girlfriend just caūght my side chick n I in
bed, she went straight to the kitchen to boil hot
water .. Think she's getting us some tea
😊😁😂😂
11. De most patience customers in de world are
those buying Cøndøm. Dey will like, serve him
first i will wait
🙆😂😂😂😒
12. I never knew the power of w££d until I saw a
90years old man telling me he wants to be a
lawyer when he grows....😂😂😂😂😂
13. Støp taking pictures beside people's car, your
village people will kīll you for nothing.*
Fada lord epp ur child😂😂👀👀👀
14. W££d can make u stare at ur father and be like "you look familiar, have we met before?"
😂😂😂😂😂
15. I Nevēr believed in pøverty until I saw a guy eating bread with okro soup
Chaiiiiiii ooo lord 🙆😂😂
16. The prøblem we have in Africa is after they've finished reading ur jokes and laugh, they hārdly like or comment nor even appreciate the person😁🤣
Laugh 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sammy : police, am here to give some report !
police : ok what are the report ?
Sammy : two boys are fightiñg !
police : where is the evidence ?
Tf Styles : this are their shoes !
police : ok i will work on that right now.
Sammy: sir another case o !
police : go on...
Sammy : i heard that he is a son of dévil
police : who ??
Sammy : the person reading this post !
police : what is the evidence ??
Sammy : he will never like and type i love u God !
Police: just let me confirm maybe he is a son of real devil.
I Love You God.
Wāhālā😂😂😂
A House girl asked her madam to increase her salary. The madam ask her to give 3 reasons why she need her salary to be increased.
HOUSE GIRL: I can cook better than you.
MADAM: Who told you that?
HOUSE GIRL: Your husband told me.
MADAM: Okay, second reason....!
HOUSE GIRL: I can iron better than you.
MADAM: Who told you that?
HOUSE GIRL: Your husband told me.
MADAM: Okay, last reason.
HOUSE GIRL: I am also better than you in bēd
(Madam got furious, grāb a stīck to smāsh her head)
MADAM: Did my husband say that?
HOUSE GIRL: NO, the driver told me I'm better than you in bēd.
MADAM: Shhhh! Lower your voice please! I will increase your salary immediately. You're such a hard working girl😂😂😂
I get so excited when I open my eyes & realize that God gave me another chance.
. Dear men;
When you look at various women , there is always something that you can admire until you wish to sleep with her, something different from your wife's. May be it is boobs especially if she is yet to breast feed, may be it is hips, may be it is her lips , may be it is her complexion, may be it is her voice etc.
If you think you can keep going for every woman you desire; you will never have enough because every woman has something desirable. It is like going into a hotel with all types of foods and you decide you want to eat all foods , you will just end up sick. No one gets enough of wine if you think you can mix all wines, the best way to enjoy wine is to drink just one type that you really love and enjoy it forever.
Staying faithful has little to do with your woman, it has everything to do with you as a man. It is upon you to make a decision to stay faithful for the sake of the woman you love. It is up to you to treat one woman like a queen. A kingdom with more than one queen is divided and soon it will fall. Loving a million women amounts to nothing but loving one woman in a million ways makes you great. There is a lot of happiness in faithfulness. It is so fulfilling to love one woman above all women . A rolling stone gathers no moss, and a man who keeps wandering from one women into another never finds true happiness in life... Make a happy home my brother's....
🤣Joke after Jokes 😜😂
1)*My cousin is very dūll and stubbørn.
He always fail his Assignments everyday even when i do it for him he still fails*
2) Instead of using 350k to būy iPhone 7. Use it to būy 20bags of rice & give it to ur village people to release ur Destiny
3)*Girls when you visit your boyfriends.*
*At least*
*būy wine and snacks..* *Don't just go there*
*carrying that big head of yours*
4)*You are dating four guys and you are møcking a prostitute. My sister it's the same company, just that you are in private sector and she is in public sector.*
Should I increase the volume?
5)Contact me if u need someone that will fall on your Exs cake by mīstake on their wedding day
6)*My mum asked for my phone so I quickly changed "Joy" to "John" on my contact list. When I gave my mum the phone, John texted "I can't wait to kīss you"*
Right now I'm in a family meeting .
7) Please oo, The OIL in CONDOMS Is It
Frytol Or Palm Oil??
I Think I'm Confūsed Here
8)* Teacher: Name d 5 most corrūpt countries in africa
Students: Ghana, kenya, uganda, somalia & sierria leone
Teacher: What about Nigeria?
Student: When counting sīnners, do u include satān?
9)*The same way you are skipping my post,is the same way I will skip you with food on my wedding day just continue
I know all of u*
𝗔 𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗧𝗘𝗥 𝗙𝗥𝗢𝗠 𝗔 𝗠𝗔𝗡 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 𝗩𝗔𝗟𝗨𝗘 𝗛𝗜𝗦 𝗪𝗜𝗙𝗘..🌟♥️💚🦋
Dear wife,❤️😍
We both rejoice when you told me you were pregnant but since day one when God blessed you womb with a baby, I noticed your body started going through vigorous changes - THANK YOU🙏
While i was out with my friends, you were at home feeling sīck, spītting and vømiting
While i complain about you getting lazy, our baby was busy creating room inside you and growing - THANK YOU🙏
I watched how your favourite food became your enēmy as you started to crave for oddly meals, you changed your diet and you started to add weight - THANK YOU🙏
You løst your shape because of our baby, you løst part of your beauty as your stomach started coming out. Your clothes became smaller as your belly grows bigger. You got worried about the stretch marks - THANK YOU🙏
And one day you callēd me to watch our baby kick inside you! It was unbelievable!! Right there, I vowed to myself that YOU WILL FOREVER BE MY QUEEN - THANK YOU🙏
I did not know how strong you are until when I saw you in labour, you laid down your life to give birth to our child. You sācrifīce EVERYTHING TO BUILD US A FAMILY, I shall honour forever my super mama. You deserve every thing good in life and I will always strive to provide it. I shall forever respect you my woman - THANK YOU🙏
You body is now perfect and your stretch marks looks so beautiful, i have come to realize how your stretch marks symbolizes strength and beauty of motherhood, all I can say is THANK YOU MY QUEEN.🔥♥️🦋
May God bless every woman reading this.
Women deserve to be treated with respect and dignity.
May God bless all the womb of all the women trying to conceive and those with children will Nevēr būry their kids.
❤️💚
✍️🤣ADAM DON EAT APPLE AGAIN🤣✍️
A woman and Dennis were involved in car accident.🚖🚗
It was a bad one, caused by the 👩woman's reckless driving.🚖😌
Both of their cars were badly damaged but amazingly neither of them was hurt.🙆♀️
After they crawled out of ... cars, the woman says🗣"So, you're a man' that's interesting. I'm a woman, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.😏😊
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
🧔The man replied🗣️" I agree with you completely. This must be a sign from God!
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another miracle.😏
My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't break.🍾🍷
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." 🍻😏
Then she handed the bottle over to Dennis.🍷he nodded his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the bottle and then handed it back to the woman.🍷❤️
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back on, and handed it back to Dennis.🍷🧔
He asks🗣️"Aren't you having any?"🙄
She replies🗣️ "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come and collect their evidence."😑(drunk driver's offence).🙆♀️🙆♂️
Women will never change & men will never learn😌
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All the people of the compound leave the compound for their various places of work including uncle Danny and all the children have went to their different schools.
Uncle danny is a tailor whose shop is in the city he has no apprentice so he does all his works alone he learn the tailoring work when he was in secondary school and after he graduated from the higher institution at the age of 23 he couldn't get a job so he opened the tailoring shop for himself.
Uncle danny got down from a bike he paid to the bike and he left to his shop "Danny danny" an average woman hailed him as he got to his shop.
"Mummy Michael good morning " danny answered the mummy Michael muttered "how was your night good morning?"
"Daniel my son cloth is with you" "Yes" "Have you finish it" "Almost done" "Let me see how you sew it" The woman went to meet daniel in front of his shop.
Daniel open one part of the door and leave the other part closed as he followed Iya Michael inside the indoor of his shop was dark because he hasn't open the window. "It's daniel let me check it" "I'm coming oo let me open the window"
Daniel suddenly grab Iya Michael's br*ast and squeeze it hard "Ahhh daniel what is the meaning of this" Iya Michael muttered in anger she tried to push him away but daniel held her br*ast tightly and he was squeezing her br*ast hard.
"Stop it! Sto...p Dan...iel " Iya Michael moaned he squeezed her br*ast and he later brought it out which he was s*cking hard.
He untied Iya Michael's rapper and he slid three fingers in her p*s*y fingering her hard.
"Uhhsss ahhh ahhhnn harderrrr" Iya Michael moaned as she enjoyed it 😋.
MEANING OF KĪSSES
Kīss on the stomach = I'm ready
Kīss on the Forehead = I hope we're together
forever
Kīss on the Ear = You are my everything
Kīss on the Cheek = We're friends
Kīss on the Hand = I adore you
Kīss on the Neck = We belong together
Kīss on the Shoulder = I want You
Kīss on the Lips = I love You
1. WHAT SOME GESTURE MEANS...
Holding Hands = We definitely love each other
Slāp on the Butt = That's mine
Holding on tight = I don't want to let go
Looking into each other's Eyes= I just plain love you
Playing with Hair = Tell me you love me
Arms around the Waist = I love you too much to let go. Laughing while Kīssing = I am completely comfortable with you
2. ADVICE - Don't ask for a kīss, take one and If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely in Love..
TRAPP£D IN GIRLS' HOSTEL🙆♂️😂
.
I went to visit my babe in the female hostel and we both slept off.
I woke up by 9:32pm
and guys were not
allowed in the hostel
beyond 9:00pm.The girl
went outside and told me
girls were already nāked
that if I come out I'm
finished. So She suggested I wore her
clothes and pretend to be
a lady and cover my face
with a long hair tie and
walk out of the hostel but
I was scāred cause I was
gonna see so many girls
nāked before getting to
the gate. And Her roommates were already on their way back. I was Confūsed.
.
I ask£d her h0w
understanding her
roommates could be and
she said one of them was
a campus fellowship MAMA that will surely repørt if she knew. She said she would go outside and tell them snake had entered the room but I said no that they were gonna go cāll security or so.
.
I told her to bring her wig
and a wrapper,she
brought it and I wore it
and covered myself with
the wrapper and asked
her to tell her roommates
when they come in that I
was her friend who came
to see her and was sīck
and couldn't go back to
my hostel in Annex.
.
So, I slept on the bed and
turned my face to the
wall. She slept on the bed
with me. Her roommates
came in, started gisting
and asked who I was,she
told them what I told her
earlier.
One of them came
close and toūched my
neck and was like her
body is not really hot na...
she said "Yes, I just took
drugs."
.
Next thing I heard was can I pray for her? that was the fellowship mama
talking. She said I should
just turn my face and have faith that it's gonna be well.
This my girl, was very smart. She told
her I was a Jehovah's
witness member that I
won't like it. I was so
scāred.
.
Two of them changed up,
they were talking of going to have their bath. I was still scāred. They went out
to have their bath. My girl
tapped me and said babe
I'm scāred, what do we
do? I told her I was gonna stay in the hostel till 6:00pm the next day
when boys are allowed in
so I can leave. We agreed.
.
We slept and I didn't
know when I started
snoring. She tapped me
and whispered you are
snoring like a man. My
people.. Na so sleep take
vanish for my eyes... I
could not sleep again. My
Nokia phone battery was
almost dēad. I stayed up
till the next morning.
.
Around 4:00pm,One of her friend ask, , your
friend is still sīck? She
answered "Yes". The girl
said we should go to the
school clinīc that
someone's child should
not dīe here ooo.
She went out and had her
bath. The fellowship
mama came back and
didn't say a word. Now it
was 6:00pm, the chance I
had to leave the hostel
freely as a guy but the
roommates were still
inside.
When it was 7:00pm, she
s£nt me a t£xt and said
she was gonna ask her
roommates to j0in her
that she was gonna buy
food for them. That once I
hear them leave, I should
wait for 7 minutes and
leave the room
immediately.
.
she asked them to j0in her go eat, but the mama... This
same fellowship mama
Hmmm.
Said she was OK and didn't want to eat. I felt like dyīng. So, the other girl said let's go together, so they left.
.
Next thing I felt was a touch. The mama touched me and said "Mr Man, you can leave our hostel now. Don't think I'm Stupīd. I saw your shoe under the bed. I heard when you were snoring like a pig. It's either you come down now and leave or I cāll the security for you".
.
Brothers and sisters, I
came down; thanked her
very well and she invited
me to their fellowship
with a seriøus thrēat that I must attend or else she
will expøse everything...
.
To cūt the long story
short... That was how I
started playing Drums at
FELLOWSHIP in my school
😂😂😂😂
Mum 🧡
I remember the times you līed that you are not hungry 😥😥 just because you feel the food is not enough for me and my siblings 😪😪
I remember the times you drank garri as dinner just to pay my school fees 😥😥
I remember the times you fought even d£ath just to give me hope😪😪
I remember the times you were given an option between your career but you chose mine 😕😕
I remember the times you hawk all sort of things just to make us have a better life🤥🤥
You were my hero, a strong queen 👑 a rare gem🥰🥰 in fact my all in all 😍😍
Mum don't worry, one day I'll wipe your tears with the edge of my graduation gown 👩🏽🎓
I will make you shed tēars but this time tēars of joy 😁🥰😘😍😋😎😊
GOD BLESS OUR MOTHERS ❤️🤍💙💛
How Could My Own Sister Do This To Me [Moses Peter]😭🤦
I was on my për!od the day I was räpë.d my stepsister and I were on our way to the night vigil that night we were not going directly to the church we were going to meet sarah my stepsisters' friend so that we would go to the church together my step mother was a muslim but dad was a christian before he died and he made sure that we his children converted to christians so my step mom doesn't go to church with us but she usually gave us transportation fare to church but my step sister and I would not use the money for transport we spent the money on snacks.
I did not even hear the steps of the guys coming they must have tiptoed we entered a corner for shortcut and the three men came one covered my mouth and the second one supported him to carry me to a n00k my stepsister ran away I beegged and begged the men to not do that to me but they didn't even listened to me I told them I was mënstruäting they didn't listened.
The three of them took turns to rä.pë me two holding me down while one was doing it the third one was still on me and I was trying to break free even though I was extremely weak my hand got hold of a stick on the floor and I sta.bbëd his eye with it he fell down in pains as blood were coming out then a hunter flashed his light towards us he started whistling immediately he saw what they were doing to me.
The guys ran away before the other hunter came the hunter told me not to worry that he recognized one of them two days later they were caught and my stepmother got them arrested itwas when they were to.tured that they later confessed that my stepsister was the one who sent them to rap.ë me so as to check if I was truly a v!rg!n or not I swear she must surely pay for this let see if her mother my step mother will get her arrested wait for episode 2 make sure you are f0ll0wing me up so I can tag you along in the next episode f0ll0w me up on my account below so you don't.
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